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come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

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Small Puppy: I'm scared mama

Mama: Don't Worry. I'll Protect You From The Cave Beasts

Michael: i'm michael

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i have to realize my fantasies through my art (hitting medkit in the head with a blunt object until he goes limp)

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Ibuprofen Gordon Freeman I made at 12:00am

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something thats a little irritating that people get wrong about evolution is that its not organisms slowly getting "better" over time. There's never an apex to evolution. It's just adapting to take advantage of niches

I don't think Koalas or Pandas are bad at being animals, they've evolved to do a certain thing and the fact that they're alive at all means that they're doing a good job at being an organism. Because really that's all that matters

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love it when during a match the entire team starts going for a low hp medkit like yesss lets beat medkit up with metal pipes together

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Huh?

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どんちゃん

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what did you have for breakfast was it cement

yeah it was a big fucking huge bowl of wet awful cement

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(failing to hide obvious erection) he's almost dead team

love it when during a match the entire team starts going for a low hp medkit like yesss lets beat medkit up with metal pipes together

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love it when during a match the entire team starts going for a low hp medkit like yesss lets beat medkit up with metal pipes together

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honestly quite incredible

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almost two am and im posting about slingshot gender and pronouns

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thousands will use she/her and feminine language on slingshot

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