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Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.
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Work’s finally chilled out a bit!
POV: Nicky is taking pictures of the team arriving for another match 🤭


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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’
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Jean is also feral and Neil also endures, the forever partners forever same hat

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
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nah since marvel is trending again I’m going to say it again louder for the people in back — canon steve rogers would never have chosen an “idyllic 1950s white pickett fence life” because the only place that man belonged was a picket LINE. the whole point of his character was that his work was never done. there was always going to be another oppressor, another bully, another person who takes advantage of the underprivileged for him to stand up to. from the moment he gained consciousness he, a chronically ill son of a working class mother living below the poverty line, used his voice and his body to protect & fight for what he believed in. I’m not sure there was ever a time pre-super soldier serum where he didn’t have a black eye. he could put the shield down all he wanted but he could never retire from being steve rogers — someone who never once turned a blind eye, who never once wanted a “reward” for his work, who never once abandoned his friends. this isn’t up for debate. this is almost a century of comic book & film/animated precedent. he may have been a man out of time, but in his words “it’s tempting to want to live in the past. it’s familiar, it’s comfortable. but it’s where fossils come from”
#THIS#fuck the MCU for what they did to him and Peggy too#reduced their characters to a love story that was over and DONE#oh man this is reawakening the rage i felt when i first came out of the cinema after endgame lmao#mcu#steve rogers
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I’ve had this in wips since my last beefy Andrew post.. at least in summer hopefully I’ll be less busy 😭
@02511213942 it’s finally here dhsjsk
#Y E S!!!!#carrying his favourite people!!!!#oh man I love this so much#thank you for making this exist op :’)#aftg#andreil#renee walker
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neil’s favorite game is “i’m going to say something unhinged as fuck with no context and watch people try to figure out if i’m telling the truth or not”
andrew’s favorite game is “im going to watch neil say something unhinged as fuck and offer zero input on if it’s true or not (i know the answer) and watch everyone cycle through the stages of grief as they realize that there is literally no way of knowing without asking and they’re scared ask if neil really jumped out of a plane without a parachute once or if he’s fucking with them”
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I feel like we really lost something when we started looking at writing as a reader-centric product meant to appeal to the desires of a specific audience rather than a writer-centric approach of someone writes whatever particular thing particular compels them/whatever weird thing the demons in their head want to talk about, and people out there who are also compelled, and/or relate, find that writing. A lot of discussions of writing really center around what readers want rather than a writer's exploration. Sometimes as a reader I don't know what I want. I click on a fic or pick up a book I'm not sure about but that looks interesting, and I love it. Reading what I expect to get is it's own joy, but we always need to expand our horizons and not get mad at creators for not always writing what we want/expect.
#EXACTLY!!!!!!#THIS FUCKING THISSSS#I AM SICK AND TIRED OF seeing writers spiralling cuz they’re afraid of how the readers will react#BABE. why are you trying to write for someone whose tastes you don’t even know#when you can write for you and explore all the nooks and crannies of your thoughts and write something possibly insane but so fucking#satisfying at the same time?#I hate that it’s especially bad in the traditional publishing part of it bc they look at stories not in terms of what is good and interestin#new and fantastic and groundbreaking#but in terms of WILL IT SELL???#and I guess I get where they’re coming from but it’s gotten worse and worser these past few years and it’s a nightmare and I hate it
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underappreciated iconic part of the riko roast is neil immediately turning away before riko can even respond and looking at dan to say “dan i said please. i tried to be nice” & the implication it holds that he’s more concerned with dan’s response to his words than riko’s because it both drives home the point that neil doesn’t respect riko and is subtle revenge for earlier in the conversation when riko was treating dan with blatant disrespect and essentially dismissing her as someone not worth thinking about
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love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"
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3rd years! 📸✌
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