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I'm foaming frothing at the mouth. Biting the bars of my enclosure. Barking till my throat is raw. Just let me play my stupid orc woman. Someone let me talk about her please im begging you

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The academics will be studying the lyricism of my ranger's final roll before I switched them to a fighter. Killing a party member and abandoning their once peaceful ignorant life as a farmer to dedicate their life to stopping the spread of evil even if that means changing the core of their being.

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This has been in my drafts since like my 3rd session with my dnd group (like almost 2 years ago) and I still dont know who this guy is.

I also think I talked to his (horrible, racist, piece of shit) great great grandfather in a time travel situation like A LOT. Like more than the other party members (who knew what was going on plot wise but like didnt seem to think this guy was important) and I still dont know who current time Jacobi is or why current time Jacobi is important.

Am I going to ask? No, I frequently forget what his grandfather said to me and it is actually sooo important to the plot. So you think im going to bring this guy up? Fuck no! Jacobi is an enigma and he will stay that way.

Joining a party late is so confusing because I joined the party and everyone is talking about a Jacobi. Jacobi this and Jacobi that. Did anyone tell me what Jacobi did or how the party feels about Jacobi? No.

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Joining a party late is so confusing because I joined the party and everyone is talking about a Jacobi. Jacobi this and Jacobi that. Did anyone tell me what Jacobi did or how the party feels about Jacobi? No.

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Big fan of using fourth wall breaks in ttrpgs.

Eldritch monstrosity that makes you swap characters with the player on your left when it hits you with an attack.

Reality-bending machine that makes you start playing a different system/edition.

To a lesser extend, even things that make you level up/down can fit this.

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Jump for joy the deadline doesn't exist anymore

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Guys the truth is coming out and by coming out I mean not in the gay way

... Birth control makes me straight

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TXF SCRIPT: MULDER LOOKS AT SCULLY. "I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK ON MONDAY". SCULLY SMILES, WALKS AWAY. FADE TO BLACK

THE ACTORS:

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x files studies but this time I tired to achieve that VHS feeling. I very vaguely remember watching some episodes as a kid, and I think this is as close as I've ever got to recreating that memory of a small, grainy tv in a dark room

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Fox Mulder won the autism lottery. He made the FBI give him an entire subdivision for his special interest AND someone to infodump to

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Kermit, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying the Muppets? Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!

The Muppets (2011) dir. James Bobin

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Playing dnd is great till it's canceled and I don't get to play my hot buff lesbian once a week

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I need help!! Do you all know what a "jeans on nap" is? I need to know if I made this up