audaciousacolyte

[audaciousacolyte]

Hi I'm planning on asking a request, but I'm scared that I'll ask for something that someone else requests, so can you please list all the requests you have gotten

Aww, babes you don’t gotta be scared!

I’ve literally only gotten matchup requests lol

[audaciousacolyte]

Hi I see that you do sonic characters x reader and I just want to know what characters you write for

Hi, Anon! I write for literally anyone you can think of lol.

[audaciousacolyte]

Hi I’d like to request a match up cookie run and Sonic (if I have to choose one, the former epics and above)? I’m 20, female, straight, ace/aro spec (not repulsed), Taurus and an INTJ, 1w9. I’m pretty soft-spoken, shy, awkward and quiet at first but I’m very playful and talkative once you get to know me. I love laughing and it’s typically easy to make me laugh. I’m not diagnosed but I’m pretty sure I’m autistic and I’ve got inattentive ADHD. So my mind’s always running and getting distracted. I’m very forgetful and hyper fixate on my interests a lot. I’m sensitive to taste, so I’m picky, smell and touch mostly. I’m also not so good with words, I almost went mute as a kid actually.

I try to hide my true feelings because I have a hard time being vulnerable and trusting people. I’ve got some abandonment issues from previous friendships. I struggle with connecting to others since they always leave me behind. Whenever I experience jealousy, I tend to suppress it. I overthink, have very little patience for inefficiency and whenever I’m overwhelmed I shutdown. I get really quiet and I need time to myself. I also rarely cry for myself, which I hate cuz I can’t have a proper mental breakdown without it.

Aside from that, I’m very diligent, loyal, ambitious, artistic and creative. I like to draw, write, read (comics, manga and fics mostly), listen to music, dance and sing. I play video games and watch anime (kind of a nerd in this regard). I’m always up for learning new things tho.

Having a good fashion sense is important to me, though as long as it looks good, could be any aesthetic (both me and my partner).

An ideal date would be going to an arcade or a fair because that sounds like the most fun to me. Maybe we’d get something to eat during or afterwards and we’d just talk the night away. That or something intimate like cuddling while watching movies or binging a show at one of our houses.

I’d like a guy who’s patient, straightforward, romantic and mature. Other than that, I can mesh with most personalities (no anger issues or guys who can never be serious tho).

Despite not liking physical affection much, I am touch starved and would love to be spoiled by it (in private) via a boyfriend.

My top love languages are quality time (receiving) and gift giving (giving).

This is my first time requesting a match up, ever. So thank you!

I match you with: WIND ARCHER COOKIE and ESPIO THE CHAMELEON!

Wind Archer Cookie adores your smile

|| In his mind, it’s one of the things that he thinks are worth all of the danger he faces every day to protect. Hell, even just SEEING you reminds him of what he’s fighting so hard for- the peace and happiness of all cookies. Although Wind Archer Cookie is often away, traveling the world and defeating the forces of darkness, he’ll ALWAYS find his way back to you! ||

Espio finds your passion for the things you love to be endearing

|| Though he likes to deny it, Espio is a big ol’ nerd, especially when talking about his own passions and interests! He’d probably LOVE to listen to you talk about your hyperfixations because he loves to see you be so passionate about something. He’ll never, ever, make you feel stupid or that you talk too much, because he LOVES talking and spending time with you!! ||

[audaciousacolyte]

Hello! I saw that you are doing selfship request and I would like to request one <3 (Sorry for my bad English)

So I really like drawing and basically do anything that requires creating something,now I’m learning how to sew because I’m getting into cosplay.

I have interests that I can yap about for hours ( for example medicine and astronomy, I generally really like science!). I’m autistic so I have troubles sometimes understanding social norms or generally meeting and making friends, I’m scared of crowds and being in groups of people.I also have troubles with emotions , they are just confusing for me,and also sometimes people call me cold because I mostly put logic over feelings (I hope it doesn’t sounds edgy ;w;). At first I’m very closed and an introverted person but if I warm up to someone I’m very open and I yap all the time (I’m ENTP).For most of time I’m bubbly and energetic.

I like to tease people with whom I have connection with,and make handmade gifts for them.I love ouji lolita style and I’m trying to dress like this as often as possible.I collect anime figurines and toys that are colorful,and I also have very soft spot for pink cute things and blankets ;w;

I would like to request hc’s with Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla

Thank you very much for chance! <3 Have good night/day c:

Self-ship request #1- Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk cookie!

Pure Vanilla Cookie:

Pure Vanilla Cookie just LOVES to talk with you! He could listen to you speak for literal HOURS, your voice is one of his favorite sounds.

As the virtue of truth, he love, love, LOVES to talk to you about anything and everything related to knowledge! His favorite topics include Magical sciences, Astronomy, and Botanical care!!

Speaking of, He’d LOVE to know what your favorite flowers are so that he can plant some in his garden! Flowers take a lot of love and care to grow healthy and strong, so him planting and tending to YOUR favorite flowers is sort of like his way of saying that he’s always going to care about you!

If you ever come to him with your troubles, PV would always listen to you- even setting aside whatever it is he’s doing just so that he can personally tend to you! Actually, if PV EVER notices that you’re struggling with something, no matter what it is, he’ll come running to your side in an instant!

He instantly loves any and every gift that you give him, it literally makes his entire day every time you do!!

Speaking of gifts, though, I’d be a bit careful with this one. . . Not because he’s bad at giving gifts, but because he goes OVERBOARD with it every single time!

Shadow Milk Cookie:

Just like Pure Vanilla cookie, Shadow milk cookie loves to listen to you talk!

However, since he is LITERALLY the embodiment of all knowledge ever, he also really likes to debate things with you!! It’s like his own, personal love language- It just. . . Something about the flow of witty banter and clever dialogue that really gets to him, I suppose!!

If you’re ever struggling with comprehending something, then SM is right at your side ready to explain it to you in an easily digestible way.

And speaking of struggles. . . This man is THE WORST when it comes to talking about his feelings! The most you’re ever going to get out of him at any given time is slightly suggestive teasing or just flat out jokes designed to make it seem like he CARES A LOT, but also NOT AT ALL. He’s weird. Shadow milk cookie is just weird.

I feel as though he would adore you even more if you help him tease PV! Love, love, loves to goof off with you and flirt with y’all’s shared boyfriend!

That said though, this big ol’ hypocrite hates it when you tease HIM. He’s a jester, it’s HIS job to tease YOU!! Not the other way around!!! Stop that immediately!!!! (Don’t stop, he loves the attention)

[audaciousacolyte]

Can you do triple s interacting with pure vanilla reader? You can chose one of them if you can't take three of them

Team triple S with a Pure Vanilla!reader

|| AN: heeeeeey. I’m baaaaaack. How’re y’all doing?? ||

Sonic is honestly really grateful to you!

|| Sonic really appreciates it when you heal him, even when his injuries are more akin to a stubbed toe or a bruised knee.

- Much like yourself, Sonic tries his hardest to see the best in everybody he comes across- pushing them to be better than they already are! Seeing that you see the world and others in the same way is REALLY refreshing to him, though he’d never outwardly admit it.

- In the same way that you lift up everybody around you, Sonic always tries his hardest to lift you up in return! In his mind, your selfless, compassionate personality is a godsend and it sort of upsets him when you put others before yourself. No matter what, Sonic wants to support you with all he’s got! ||

Shadow wants to protect you, no matter what.

|| Shadow genuinely can’t wrap his head around just how genuinely kind and compassionate you are! Anytime you heal him, he can’t help but wonder just what’s going through your head when you do so- If you know just how many people his hands have hurt while your hands have healed so many. Don’t you know that he’s terrible? That your kindness might be for nothing?

- Yeah. . . He’s giving HEAVY Dark Choco cookie vibes (to me, at least)

- CONSTANTLY worried that somebody might take advantage of your kindness and hurt you, even though he realistically knows that you can take care of yourself. It’s just. . . You sort of remind him of Maria, in a way, and he’d rather DIE than lose that gentle light of yours. ||

Silver . . . sort of adores you!

|| In Silver’s world, safety was never guaranteed- not with Iblis and all the scary post-apocalyptic monsters running around in his broken future. But with you? Silver genuinely feels like he’d be able to rest easy for the very first time in his life.

- This guy adores you with ALL of his heart! Anything you want or need, he’ll happily get for you, he’s THAT down bad.

- I would NOT be surprised if Silver just decided to follow you around all the time, you know, to keep you safe! (Though in reality, he just hates being away from you for too long.) ||

[audaciousacolyte]

My dearest Melancholy <3

Finally watched the Gaslight District pilot!

[audaciousacolyte]

Moonlight Cookie, My beloved <3<3<3

Matchup exchange

For @audaciousacolyte

Your crk match is Moonlight cookie!

You first met Moonlight Cookie quite by accident, and honestly, it was funny. You had wandered into the City of Wizards cuz you'd gotten lost after following a stray cat you found adorable. While trying to find your way out, you stumbled into the grand Dream Palace. Moonlight Cookie, noticed you immediately cuz you tripped over one of her floating moonstones and let out a good old high-pitched yelp. She was amused. You were mortified. It was a stellar first impression. You’re lucky she was curious about the world after her slumber. That’s why she smiled and offered you her hand. Your story got her giggling so she proposed to show you around and…who are you to say no to a pretty lady? You clearly didn’t expect it to turn into weekly meetings tho.

At first, she found your rambling endearing, quietly listening as you nervously overshared about your favorite mythical creatures, your love for art, or some random comic you’d just finished reading. You were awkward, she was patient. You were chaotic and she was serene. But give her more time and you shall taint her with the chaos (in a good way tho). And you also picked up her habbits! You didn't even notice how much you mirrored her in small things, like brushing invisible dust from your sleeves when she did, or leaning into her soothing voice without realizing. And when you finally worked up the courage to offer her little handmade drawings, she accepted them like they were priceless treasures. She offered lullaby in exchanges. Problem is…you both fell asleep lmao. But still, your bond deepened in an unexpected way. You helped her get more down to earth (get it? Cuz she’s moonlight cookie) while she helped you be more at ease. But these things came with feelings.

The confession took a lot of time! For the longest time, neither of you said anything about the growing tension, none wanted to ruin the friendship. That was until she heard you while you were talking about her to a friend on the phone. You explained how beautiful she was, how nice she made you feel and how sometimes you want you two to be more but is afraid to destroy it all. This is what prompted her to make her move. What you thought was a normal lullaby the week after turned into a serenade…don’t ask her how she made the stars look like a heart in the end. All I will say is that you two shared a fleeting kiss before napping in each other arms.

Moonlight Cookie as a partner is, well, an absolute menace and a dream in one. She is teasing, sometimes frustrating with her aloofness but at the same time sooo doting!

She isn’t clingy but she always knows when you need her, even before you do. When you get overwhelmed and start rambling or panicking, she simply drapes her arms around you and hums ancient lullabies into your ear until you quiet down. She loves to leave little tokens for you to find: silver pendants tucked into your sketchbooks, whispered dreams stitched into your pillows. Anything to keep you entertained. Hell she even let you arrange a corner of her house into your relax spot. She also clearly sprays her perfume on it/lays in it sometimes cuz she has a mischievous streak! She will float just out of reach when you want cuddles till you ask properly. This happens if you teased her first or you don’t wanna get up. She tricks you with the promise of a hug.

Underneath her playfulness, though, she's incredibly protective. Only she and your close friends get to be that teasing to you! Anyone who dares to disturb your peace will face her and she won’t be kind.

Now I did say that she could be aloof… Moonlight Cookie can be frustratingly detached. Sometimes she gets so lost in her dreams and the memories of the past that you feel a little... invisible. You might have to yank her down from the clouds a few times, and given your own avoidance of expressing feelings, communication will be hard if none makes an effort. But at the same time who talks about their feelings in that game? She also sometimes disappears for alone time/missions without telling you…yeah she most likely forgot.

In the end, you two can often be found on a cloud. You sketching little creatures while she hums ancient songs. You are each other muse in a way. And then when she mingles in more social events, she finds herself enjoying the days where you two go to shelters/animal café. And yes you most likely ended up adopting a bunch of animals. 

[audaciousacolyte]

Let’s kill AI together

This is the worst timeline. (x)

[audaciousacolyte]

Maybe some werehog shadow x reader please?

WEREHOG SHADOW X READER HEADCANONS

ok now imagine him as a werehog lmao

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He was lowkey embarrassed of the werehog form at first. Every night he felt that animalistic pull, he would hide from you, vanishing completely. He’d push it aside when you would bring it up. Only thing going through his head while he’s transformed is, “They can’t see me like this. I’m not.. me.”

he is completely convinced that you’ll be scared of him. He’s afraid you’ll look like him like everyone else did. Like a weapon, like a monster. The idea of you flinching at him or trembling beneath him?? he’d rather die.

Despite all his attempts, he does inevitably end up transforming in front of you. Maybe he was trying to protect you, maybe he was caught off guard and didn’t have time to run or teleport away before he dropped to his knees as his muscles stretched and bulked up, gloves ripping off as his claws dug in the ground. (yeowch!) def goes insane like oh my goodness NO WHY INFRONT OF THEM

When he finally stands up to full height, expecting you to run or yell, you just blink and tilt your head like “…this is why you’ve been avoiding me??”

Shadow is SO CONFUSED, “you’re not.. afraid?” His voice was deeper, growlier, HOT.. He tried to warn you, like “You don’t understand. I could hurt you.. I could lose control. I’m not the same in this form-“ (he really is, just grumpier and more like a puppy lololol)

“You’re still you! Just, with fangs and bigger arms and stuff..” welp! atleast he doesn’t have to hide anymore. NOW FOR THE DATING LIFE!

He isn’t too fond of PDA, or even going out in public in general. Unless he’s fighting off some wild monster, he’ll stay inside whether it’s in a cave or a house. If he does happen to be in public dealing with other people, HES WAY MORE TERRITORIAL! if someone so much as looks at you weird, he’ll growl and step in front of you.

IN PRIVATE THOUGH?? different story. super clingy, possessive, physically needy.. his instincts DEMAND closeness (especially on full moons..!) but seriously he hates how much he wants to nuzzle you, but when he catches someone else’s scent on you?? he just can’t control it! He’ll rub his cheek on your shoulder and neck with a frustrated huff.

HE SLEEPS CURLED AROUND YOU LIKE AN ACTUAL WOLF!! doesn’t even do it consciously, it’s totally instinct. Arms, legs, tail (if you headcanon the werehogs to have a long tail ofc lol), trust it’s all wrapped around you.

When he’s in his werehog form, his temper is EXPLOSIVE! but you can calm him down in an instant. When he’s tense and snarling all you need to do is touch his arm.. then he’ll calm down near immediately.

He’ll never hurt you with his claws, ever. even if he’s mid fight and lost control, he will always recognize you, your scent, your voice.. He’ll be on a rampage and freeze the second he hears your voice.

He howls sometimes, he can’t help it, he is totally embarrassed. You catch him doing it?? he considers starting to hide from you again lmao

You have to help him tame his claws and fur.. He hates the idea of it, but when your gentle hands run through his fur preparing to brush it? He can’t help but melt, a deep rumbling growl in his chest. (i like making non cat characters purr sorry lol)

“This is unnecessary.”

“You’re purring.”

“…No I am not.”

The cuddles are like.. 20 times more intense. Doesn’t even ask for cuddles, he’ll just yank you down.

His ears twitch when you say his name. He pretends to not care, but they perk up every time. He acts annoyed if you tease him about it.

“Cute.”

“…I’ll bite you.”

EAR SCRATCHES MAKE HIM MELT!! the second your fingers touch the base of his ear, his head lowers, eyes close, his tail starts thumping against the bed.. He’ll let out a tiny annoyed groan if you stop.

Chin scratches though?? They’re like an off switch for him, he gets sleepy fast, he’ll head will tilt up, eyes fluttering and he’ll probably start doing that thing where his leg kicks like a giant puppy. (also twitches in his sleep like a puppy)

Even if he pretends he doesn’t like it, he really likes when you’re buried in his chest fur. Especially when you’re sleeping on top of him, sleeping on top of him feels like sleeping on a CLOUD. you can’t believe he’s been hiding all this from you for so long.

He gets upset if you try to fall asleep without cuddling with him. He’ll pull you into his arms so quick and whisper to you,

“You forgot me.”

“…Sorry.”

“Hmph..” (as his grip tightens)

YES he’s embarrassed every time he returns back to normal. but that doesn’t change how he acts when he transforms back. the instincts take OVERRRR

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THANKS FOR EVERYOJE WHO WISHED ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[audaciousacolyte]

what if my swap au versions met their ogs

[audaciousacolyte]

Oh,

My Shayla <3

Can you please do a yandere werehog sonic x willing reader

YANDERE! WEREHOG SONIC X WILLING READER

i ordered a werehog sonic plush and he is coming next week.

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He knows he’s not normal right now, he always gets a little crazy at night. Ever since the whole werehog thing started, he’s been stonger, feral, obsessed. (wiiiith you!)

He spirals fast. He confesses on a full moon, not because it was planned, but because the instincts are strongest on a full moon. One night, he’s pacing in the forest telling himself, “I gotta tell ‘em. Gotta let them know before someone else does.”

One night you’re just sitting with him, talking, laughing, and you simply mention someone’s name. He snaps. Breath hitches, eyes glowing, his claws dig into the ground.

“I can’t take it anymore. It’s you, It’s always been you! And I- I know I’m a freak right now. I’m not like I usually am. But I need you. You’re all I think about- All I want..” Definitely not the most romantic confession, his voice was filled with pure desperation. His hands rose to grip you by the shoulders.

“Say you feel the same, please, Y/N.”

“..Yeah, I do.”

He freezes, you can see him processing it. Then-

He immediately pulled you in for a kiss. No thoughts, just instinct. It’s teeth and claws and trembling hands cause he’s held this back for SO LONG. He finally pulls back.

“You’re not just sayin’ that? You want me?” You nod.

The growl he let out was relieved, he wrapped his arms around you tight and his tail was wagging like crazy.

“You’re mine now. No goin’ back, got it?”

After the confession, he moves in with you IMMEDIATELY. no suitcase, no asking, just “Hope you weren’t using this drawer. It’s mine now.” literally leaves fur everywhere and acts like YOU are the guest now. (feels kinda bad when he transforms back, he’ll clean it up in an instant. he CAN move at the speed of sound after all, just not as a werehog.)

He refuses to sleep apart from you. Even if it’s hot, even if you’re sick, even if he’s sick. He’s curled around you every night.

He just constantly follows you around the house. If you’re showering, he’s waiting outside the door. If you’re cooking, he’s hovering behind you, hands on your waist.

“What? I like being near you. Sue me.”

He starts calling everything “ours.” Our house, our nest (your bed, btw) our.. our hoodie???

“No, no babe you’re missin’ the point. I live here now! With you. Forever. This is a thing now.”

Gets crazy jealous in public. Laugh at someone else’s joke and he’s draped over you like some giant jacket.

“You laughin’ at his joke? I’m ten times funnier, I’ll prove it to you.”

sulks dramatically for the next hour…

You start catching him taking your things, a hairtie, a shirt, a scarf.. You end up finding them tucked under his pillow. His excuse was that they smelled like you. You were confused cause he literally had you, like, as a person.. Guess he needs to have you even when you’re not around.

He wants to be included in EVERYTHING. Any plans you have, you gotta invite him. If you go shopping, he’s carrying the bags. Sleep-overs?? will not let you go if he’s not there.

Gets moody and feral when you aren’t around. Starts pacing around the house talking to himself, huffing, claws flexing.

“Where are they.. Where are they!? They should’ve been home by now..” Will not resist tracking you down by scent.

He just picks you up randomly, just scoops you up for fun or comfort or something. Even if someone just walks by the two of you, he gets all twitchy and just HAS to have you in his arms. Just letting everyone know who you belong to.

grooms you like an animal sometimes… If you have something on your face, he licks it off. No questions asked.

“Problem?”

“..You just licked my cheek, Sonic.”

“You taste nice.”

Always trying to mark you. Rubs his scent on your neck, nibbles you out of habit, sleeps with your clothes so it smells like him..

He’s really smug about dating you.

“Told you I’d win you over. You never stood a chance.” Then he curls around you like the giant puppy he is. goodness.

He would never hurt you, but everyone else is fair game.

[audaciousacolyte]

That’s what you get Johnny, you RAT

🎶Cement Cement Cement, Make sure to hold your breath, once you reach the bottom, a fate way worse than death, Cement Cement Cement🎶

[audaciousacolyte]

Melly, Melly, Melancholy <3

Oh Ana

[audaciousacolyte]

Just watched the Gaslight district (go watch, it’s peak), my gender is DECEIVE hbu??

ah yes, the four genders

[audaciousacolyte]

Hello! Here's my description. I'll be waiting for yours!

She/her, Gemini, Intp, 5w4

Asexual/heteromantic 

Chaotic Good 

Appearance: 164cm. Brown wavy hair, dark Brown eyes. Curvy body I guess? I'm pale with visible beauty marks like on my lips. I wear glasses/sunglasses. I've been described as cute and a tease because I always bite my lips out of habit lol. I often have a tired/annoyed expression or a smile. I wear comfy clothes and even pj outside. Or cliché villain clothes, no in between. I try to wear gloves to stop myself from bitting my nails. I guess I am slightly overweight? 80kg due to medical reasons and a weird metabolism, plus I have heavy bones

About me:                            

I appear as cold and very sarcastic. But I can be charismatic when I want. I'm always polite unless I dislike you (you'll know it because I become passive agressive). How I act depends on how you act with me, unless I'm in a bad mood. In that case I isolate to not be too mean. I act playful around my friends and is known for sometimes playing with hearts (I'm oblivious to it). I'm petty and can go very far out of spite or vengeance. I curse a lot and will call you out on your bullshit with no issue no matter who you are. Did I loose people over this? Yes. Apparently more people see me as inapproachable which I don’t get. So I always make the first move if I am feeling social. I’d like to have a big group of friends but have trouble sticking…or the group explodes. I can talk my way out with ease tho

I'm moody and not a morning person AT ALL. I'm brutally honest and it affected some friendships because people sometimes won't dare to approach me. I'm also socially obvious to a lot of things. I'm very curious and have a short attention span. 

Getting along with me is easy peasy. As long as you're not a hypocrite we will get along. Now getting to know me is....nearly impossible. No friend of mine has managed to make me spill my problems even though they share theirs and I help them out. Even when I think I am sharing I am apparently not? My trust issues issues are too important for that lol. I don't open up and bottle my feelings all the time till I shut down or explode. I isolate a lot when I have problems or I'm just thinking (I love daydreaming). I'm rebellious but also a smooth talker. My friends know I have good intentions and would never wrong an innocent person. I'm the smart but reckless friend cuz I'll always hype up bad ideas for fun. I can be a bit naïve, I often assume that people don’t have a hidden agenda and it caused me problems in the past because spoiler alert they do! Now we all have some kind of hidden agenda but if I am in your team and you try to pull one over me…No mercy. I have morbid curiosity and shared dubious experimental ideas....Yes I am the type that can eat and look at a crime scene. I'm more logical than emotional. I'm ambitious and can't stand my own failure. But I'm also lazy and a procrastinator which is a terrible combo. I'm always willing to debate and learn new things because knowledge is very important to me. I'm creative and innovative, I know when to get to business. I'm very competitive and try to hide it. Yeah I have an ego, so what? if you don't have a solid argument with me, I'll destroy you.

Despite that, I joke a lot and never take anything seriously. It happens that I underestimate people. I'm a big tease and love to rile up people and see them get angry. I subtly insult people when they piss me off. Also I conserve all receipts and funny pictures you send…don’t worry I won’t use them unless you piss me off. People misinterpret pictures so fast it’s funny.

Because of that, I get very lonely and I'm misunderstood. I can handle being alone quite well since most of my friends betrayed me. Including a very close one who encouraged me to open up for years...and then they wonder why I have trust issues (if you want to confess just do it why wait years and then be like I don’t believe in boy girls friendships). I don't recognize my own feelings and mask that pretty well as it fools everyone. I don't consider myself to be a good person for some reasons. I envy easily and get annoyed easily because I want to succeed above all lol. Oh and I love money. I like gifting my friends and receiving gifts.

Hobbies:

Reading (mystery, thriller, fantasy), true crime, video games, drawing, baking (I’m quite good at it. It started mostly by being non satisfied over local bakeries qualities or prices), fighting sports (sparing and shooting), learning, daydreaming. I love space and mad scientists stories. My aesthetic is definitely related to those subjects as well as the sea and stars.I used to write poetry. I enjoy gacha games…just for the gamba part and lore. I’m quite lucky in everyday aspects…and often get free goodies where I go.

Likes:

Cats, sweet foods, plushies, hoodies, video games, gossip (putting those reddit stories in the background), cheese, red flags, puzzles, true crime, juicy parts of history, mythology, sleeping or just lying in bed. I lowkey likes organizing BUT my room is very messy and I am the queen of last minute.

Dislikes:

I am thalassophobic. I don’t like dogs, crowded places, someone that’s forceful, bullying, bugs, foods that have a lot of oily sauce…and if it’s deep fried but has too much oil. Being bored.

I hate owing something to someone. While yes I deal around and ask for favors I always repay in equal or more value. I’ll scam you if you scam me tho….I always have receipts or pictures

In a relationship:

I'm the chillest person. I don't get jealous or clingy. You can do whatever you want. I'm always here to give you advices because helping you out, giving you my time and giving you gifts is my love langage. It bothered my last boyfriend because he thought I wasn't emotionally present and isolated a lot (He knew what he was getting into. Then He cheated). I spoil my partners in little gifts or videos that remind me of them/us. I’m a bit of a foodie but is quite annoying in it. Heck I picked up baking cuz the nearby bakeries were too sweet.

I love cuddles but I'll take time to accept physical touch. I enjoy a partner that can keep up with me and be patient and honest because I value honesty in their feelings. I don’t care if they hide things, we all do, as long as it’s not gonna hurt me or us in the long run. Yes I like red flags and a friend called me a beige flag whatever it means. I enjoy stealing clothes and would prefer a taller partner. Not gonna lie…a little possessive/protective is cute. Make me feel wanted.

 I also love receiving gifts because uh...I grew up with them validating love. I hate * cowardly people. I don't fall first and don't make the first move. Worse, there’s a high chance I say yes but will give it a period to see if I can develop feelings. I will be honest about my partner over this. I enjoy someone smart. I don't care if street or academic. I'm more an academic gifted kid who's trying to learn something other than that. Heck I can get in a stranger car and my mindset is if they try something I'll strangle them. Or if they try to rob me I'll throw them into a car. No mercy

Also, due to exes I’d rather have someone taller than me. Not that it's relevant in cookies...hehe

I speak Arabic, French and English. I'm an only child.

Thanks!

I match you with: BLACK PEARL COOKIE!

Much like you, Black Pearl Cookie doesn’t take well to betrayal. . . Or really any slight against her

I mean. . . You saw how badly Lord Oyster hurt her, right? She’s not going to forgive someone who betrays her very easily, if at all! But don’t let that stop you from getting to know her- Because as wrathful as she is, she’s also deeply lonely and sad, so your company would be very welcome after such a long time in isolation. Eventually. Don’t be surprised if she tries to drown you when you two first meet, because she kind of hates everyone and anyone who enters the duskgloom sea. (I wouldn’t be TOO worried, however, since you’re FAR too big for her to ACTUALLY hurt). It’s going to take quite a while for her to stop trying to drown you, though she DOES eventually stop when she realizes that you don’t mean her any harm. . . (And also that she really COULDN’T hurt you no matter how hard she tries.) Either way, the fact that she’s willing to allow you so close to her in the first place is nothing short of a miracle! I wouldn’t push her too much though, because she MIGHT try to drown you again if she finds you a bit too pushy for her tastes. Still, if you respect her wishes and boundaries, she’s respect yours too- after all, you get back what you give out.

Similarly to you, Black Pearl is also very curious. . . Perhaps obsessively so at times, and she LOVES to test the physical limits of the cookies she ‘plays’ with. Just as a general reminder, I would try to AVOID stirring her curiosity as much as you can. . . At least her more morbid curiosity anyway. If she’s just curious about something harmless, like how you’re able to withstand staying in the water for so long without crumbling or becoming soggy, or really just what a human IS, It’s probably fine. SPEAKING of being a human in the cookie world, BP is genuinely going to be surprised that there are beings out there that are BIGGER than her. (Stronger than her, too, unless you count Sea Fairy Cookie. . . Or the witches) She’s also going to demand that you come down to her level so that she doesn’t have to scream everything at you because of you big you are!

I don’t think that BP would actually WANT to be in a romantic relationship. . .at least, not yet anyway. For an immortal being like her, the affair with Lord Oyster and the republic is still a relatively fresh wound- a wound that she isn’t too keen on reopening just yet. On top of that, Her deep seated trust issues and temperamental demeanor wouldn’t exactly make for the healthiest relationships. However, with time (and some therapy) I think that BP WOULD actually be a very good partner for you! Since she understands betrayal, she’d never cheat on you- and since she’s immortal, she’d cherish her time with you dearly since she knows that you won’t be around forever. . . Though she might need some reassurance that you won’t leave her like everyone else in her life.

Following that line of thought, BP has one HELL of a jealous streak- even if the two of you AREN’T dating! You’re HER human, the only person in ALL of Earthbread that she trusts with all her entire dough and soul! How dare this disgusting piece of soggy trash try to sway you with sugary lies and honeyed smiles?! If any cookie deserves your attention, it’s HER!

. . .Depending on whether you’re cool with her just casually crumbling cookies in your name, you MIGHT need to have a bit of a talk with her about reigning in her possessiveness.

[audaciousacolyte]

Someone’s gotta teach that boy how to kiss

[audaciousacolyte]

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