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wilson, cuddy, and house

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Wilson wearing shorts that say universal donor on the crotch

House wearing shorts that say universal recipient on the ass

Just a glimpse into my dark reality

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I love how sassy House gets after he finds out Wilson is dating a woman. He immediately goes to psychoanalyzing their relationship for any flaws to break them up. And after he finds them, he doesn't shut up about it. He just wants Wilson all to himself!! He gets so jealous he tries anything to make sure the two of them break up.. They so gay!

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House just straight watching the porno Wilson was in with NO shame. Just straight watching it FULLY IMMERSED?? They're SO gay..

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Wilson: I returned your x-rated films in case I wanted to bring a woman home!

House: It's no problem, I jerked it to pictures of your family this morning, Your moms pretty hot!

I just know he was jerking it to Wilson. You can't fool me, House. I know what you are.

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awwww... awww!!! awwwhh!!!

he’s so pretty i hope nothing horrifically ironic for his profession happens to him

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house MD in Fortnite when?

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"two men can never be friends without people calling them gay!"

no. no they cant. not when they look like and act like this.

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theyre such gay little homos

The fact that Wilson is the only person House said “I love you”

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me when I'm in a position where I cant watch house md

all i ever want is you.

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he looks like a chicken poking out of an egg..

but can we talk about this scene..?? Like House doesn't have a bath and he wanted to soak his leg so he uses Wilsons, I get that.. TO BE HONEST I think he high-key just want Wilson to see his chicken head in the bathtub. Also the door was left open, he KNEW what he was doing with allat. And when Wilson walked in he didn't look away he was just looking?? They're so gay I'm surprised he didn't hop in!

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i NEED house md merch.. I'm considering leaving unemployment to get a paycheck and buy a poster of freaky Gregory house with his tongue out. I go thrifting praying to find the DVDs of house I NEEEEEEEED ITT

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im trying to convince my irl friends to watch house because I NEED someone to talk about hilson with. Like I still talk about them anyway but like I need them to truly understand and it not be me talking the whole time.

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50s in all my classes cuz I'd rather scroll Tumblr hilson posts than work

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this is something I thought I'd never seen

do we fw cuddy x cudi crossover

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but worse

premarital divorce

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House M.D. (2004-2012) I 4.12 - Don't Ever Change