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My favorite part of fiddler on the roof was when he said "it's fiddlin' time" and fiddled all over those guys

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i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me

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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

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♫See, someone's got to tell the tale Whether or not it turns out well Maybe it will turn out this time On the road to Hell On the railroad line!♫

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- Chita Rivera in conversation with Peter Larsen from the Orange County Register

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had a dream biden lost re-election, disappeared from politics, and then gave a critically panned performance as the bishop in a touring production of les mis

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haven't seen a single december 24th 9 pm eastern standard time post. are the theatre kids not clocking in anymore

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Community Theater In The Middle Of A Serious Scene Voted Best Place To Cough For 2,000th Year In A Row

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Andrew Garfield as Prior Walter in Angels in America (2017) dir. Marianne Elliott

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i think they should do a production of into the woods where the baker and the baker's wife are lesbians. would sure make the "we are willing to risk our lives to have a child in this silly fairytale pastiche" thing hit different

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when i was a baby i was blessed by a stranger in waters YOU might not understand. i get it though