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Halloween isn't even cool and buried yet and I'm already getting "festive" emails

it is no longer enough to advance the arrival of Halloween, thus, despite historical war sense, we must fight on two fronts

extend the holiday

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Be careful princess  🌸

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The ring is available HERE

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an old entry for a contest. oak’s lab 🥺

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jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

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What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

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Learning about door stops

Oliver

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why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time

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★ 【ENOCH】 「 SPY×FAMILY 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

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why am i repeatedly listening to this at 4am (almost)?

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i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH: VOL. 1

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"