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HIII omg i love ur page, its so beautiful to look at sobs AND YOUR WRITING?? 100/10, love it.

if its okay, i wanted to req kyle walking in on the reader uHHHH.. touching- either that or theyre roomates or wtv and he hears them moan his name and he's like "oh??"

let's b honest his face would def match his hair LMAOO anyway yea, take ur time with it bb i just can't stop thinking ab this scenario and need someone to put it into words for me 😭😭!1!! that's it, take care < 3

-🔪 anon (i think no one uses this one?? so im claiming)

WELCOME 🔪 ANON!! so nice to have you love, thank u!! i spent a little too much time on my page.... so thank you for complimenting it! i ♡ this trope thank u. my first post after coming back <3 GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAIN!! AUGUSTS BACK, TELL A FRIEND!!

kyle broflovski x reader [college roomates au]

warnings: nsfw, no sub/dom, masturbation(obvi) , getting caught!!

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

kyle was writing an essay in his room, doodling on the page over and over as his concentration started to fade by the second. he could barely take it anymore, he was so desperate thinking about your smile, your laugh, and your frown, the way you yelled at people when you got mad. everything about you.. was so.. he sighed and let himself rest, throwing his head back he sighed, almost as if a sigh in dissapointment in himself for falling into his desires so easily. either way, he pushes the feeling aside as he begins to pull down his sweatpants, like he had done shamely, many times before.

you were out with your friends anyone, it's not as if he could get caught anyway, so what's the harm? (haha! jinxed!) his sweatpants, along with his underwear, now fell to the ground as he fisted himself, imagining you, imagining every "good morning" or "good night" you told him, you yourself.. was so perfect. the more his thoughts entered his mind, the more filthy he felt, the more he felt like a pervert. he was so busy beating himself to you that he didn't even notice you entering the house. either you'd come home early, or.. he lost track of time.. he jumped at the sound of his door opening and he rapidly put his underwear back on, though, to no use. "[name]! i- i can explain!" "oh honey.. i don't think there's a need to explain." you smirked as you turned his chair around so he would face you, you giggled as his flustered look. "do you want help, baby?" you said, and if he was in a better state of mind, he wouldve taken it as an insult, as if you were mocking him, but he was so desperate.. and that didn't change once you got on your knees. oh boy, this was going to be a long night..

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bye i havent updated in ages im so sorry oh my gosh

my south park hyperfixation went byebye!! i still am interested in it and im writing but i dont the same motivation ughhh

i amf writing pls guys im so sorryyy i love yall sm ty for being so patient w me sobbing

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i love diavolo

You stood behind Lucifer in the ballroom. Okay, you were hiding, but it was so crowded, and noisy. Demons everywhere, shrieks of laughter, roars and other unidentified noises. You swallowed as you watched one higher demon swallow what looked like a twenty pound turkey whole. Even Beel chewed his food at least!

Lucifer shifted a bit to answer a demon who’d come up from the side. You realized, too late, it had noticed you and tried not to tremble as it eyed you while speaking to Lucifer. Dammit, why had the others left? Normally at least half of them would stick around and form a loose circle to protect you, now it was just Lucifer. You knew he was actually enough, but you felt exposed..and you knew Lord Diavolo relied on him for information. What if he had to go? Where could you hide? You didn’t want to head to the rooms, too risky. What if a demon followed you? You peeked around Lucifer trying to see if any of the others were around, and caught Lord Diavolo’s eyes. He tilted his head a bit, then smiled at you. He turned to Barbatos and then disappeared from your line of sight.

Lucifer turned just then and looked down at you with a worried look. “MC, I will need to leave for a few moments, something urgent has arisen.” You swallowed and nodded, backing further into the corner, slightly behind a chair. Probably not the best, but you’d do your best to stay under the radar. Lucifer smiled and stroked your cheek, and then his face took on a resigned demeanour. He sighed. “Do not worry, you’ll be fine.” With that cryptic comment he abruptly left. You watched him, stunned, as he strode away. He hadn’t even tried to message one of the others! You glanced at the demon who’d just been talking to him and were amazed to see him, his eyes widening in fear, backing away very slowly as if he was afraid he’d be attacked. A rustling of wings, and the scrape of claws came suddenly from behind you. The patio! You’d forgotten it was behind you! Someone had made their way out there and was now behind you! A soft chuckle in your ear that raised goose bumps on your bare arms. Then an arm snaked around your waist pulling you back and up, and up. Diavolo’s cheerful smile met yours as he turned you to gather you in his arms. “Hahaha I’m sorry, did I scare you MC?” His laughter rang out and you gasped in lungfuls of air to make up for the fright. “Dia! That wasn’t funny!”

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can we agree put it down is actually such a good song

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THIS REMINDS ME OF MY WRITING STYLE SM I LOVE IT !!!1 one of my new fav blogs

me 'n you at the rooftop @ okaruto x female! reader . 250 words

currently, [name] was walking through the hallways, the school day had just ended, and it hit 4 o' clock, meaning that cleaning time was about to end. as [name] was about to go to the rooftop, she spotted a more than familiar girl walking in front of her.

"oka!" she yelled, and the other girl flinched at the sudden call for her name. she looked back to the person, calming down at the sight, "o-oh, hey [n-name]" she smiled, blushing slightly.

[name] walked so she could walk next to oka. "what are you doing up here?" she said, desperate to make conversation with the occult leader. "n-nothing really, i just w-wanted to read" she said, showing the book she held to [name].

"ooh alright, can i join you?" she asked, smiling brightly, the smile that oka dreamt about every night, "yeah, sure, i-i'd like that" she replied, trying not to fangirl over the girl. they both sat down at a bench, their shoulders touching.

[name] held the left side of the book while oka held the other. they both started to read, as they were around page 78, oka started to place her head on [name]'s shoulder, causing [name] to blush, since oka didn't show public affection a lot.

she smiled, feeling the dark haired girl breathing on her neck, she closed the book, and gave oka a kiss on the forehead, she felt safe because oka began to snore.

"you're so cute, i love you oka. when will i be able to tell you that?"

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Wheres the all of above option

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im gonna be honest

my favorite trope is streamer AUs

either if its reader being another streamer, the streamer's roomates who the streamer's viewers love, or the streamer's biggest fan.

ive seen so many streamers aus and i love them all and i CANNOT STOP thinking of streamer stan w reader being his biggest fan and sends him like 10 dollars and hes like 😱

"i- damn [insert ur user], thx for the donation!!"

AND WHEN THERE'S SCENES THAT SHOWS WHAT THE CHAT IS SAYING OHH I LOVE THAT

eric997cartman: LMFAO SIMP

LIKE I ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SEEING THOSE

i remember forcing myself to read wattpad stories of DSMP or corpsehusband just so i could see the streamer au and be happy cuz there wasnt any ys or dr ones

i do remember seeing a mha one, but im no longer in mha because of the fandom n the episodes js sucked. it was only good in 2020 and 2021, even 2022 a lil bit. but 2021-2020 ws my danganronpa phase.

oh danganronpa.

i promise you if you told me in 2020 that i would forget a character's name i wouldve laughed in your face, i still love danganronpa just not as obsessed as i was before

i mean now i have south park

i think in the future ill probably laugh at my south park interest rn LMAO id be bullying myself

i still bully my quarantine phase, but i ws srs going insane in quarantine tbh, developed severe anxiety i was pulling my hair out and doing unmentionable things for attention

tbh i still do #HPD

but of course nothing i'd get cancelled over i hope.. either way i was not in the right state at those moments so i dont really care

ive changed a lot either way lmfao, i used to say nya.

i have a screenshot of me and my ex-gf talking in 2020 and i used "uwu, nya" all that and it makes me cringe so hard.

my ex gf ws so mean tho, her name was savannah, she was 2 yrs older than me, i remember i had a boy best friend named jacob and he had a bf whos name ws i forgot so lets call him axel

and turns out savannah was dating axel behind my back n then axel SHOWED jacob ss's of him cheating on him like broo😭😭 proud for coming clean ig but dude.....

i met them on a roblox cafe so that makes sense

thank you for listening to me rant i love you

anyway yes im writing😓😓

i just havent found the right ideas to get me the lil boost i use to write everything

i recommend requesting⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥

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MASTERLIST

SERIES love is war , sp dating sim

MAIN FOUR main four trying to get your attention [headcanons] main four w male!reader at a party [story?? im not sure wtf this is]

STAN MARSH

KYLE BROFLOVSKI innocent!reader [smut] kyle x fem!reader [smut] crushing on reader [smut] strong fem reader [headcanons] first time eating out [smut headcanons] kyle w reader who slaps his ass [headcanons] black cat [headcanons] kyle getting caught beating it [smut]

ERIC CARTMAN

KENNY MCCORMICK general headcanons [alphabet]

BUTTERS SCOTCH

CRAIG TUCKER craig crushing on reader [headcanons/oneshot]

CLYDE DONOVAN

TOLKIEN BLACK

TWEEK TWEAK fluff [alphabet]

JIMMY VALMER

WENDY TESTABURGER wendy x fem!reader [smut]

BEBE STEVENS

RANDY MARSH randy marsh x parent!reader [headcanons]

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Hello my love, hope you’re doing well 🫶🫶

hello darling :) !! im doing quite well actually, i hope you are aswell!

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does anyone here like yandere simulator

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enemies to lovers

pairing: bebe stevens x reader

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- bebe stevens couldn’t stand you, that much was obvious to anyone who looked between the two of you

- you never understood why, the two of you barely interacted but you assumed it had to do with the fact you spent a lot of time with clyde

- you’d always catch her giving you a death glare and whenever you’d try and talk to her she’d find almost any excuse to leave

- this only worsened as you got closer with clyde

- the two of you spent a lot of time together, considering you were best friends

- you were always laughing and putting your hand on his shoulder at lunch, bebe hated it

- she didn’t know why but she felt so upset when she would see the two of you together

- it didn’t make any sense- she never got jealous when clyde was with other people so why you?? what about you infuriated her so much??

- it took months before you had finally confronted her because in your eyes, you didn’t really see the point in it when you knew you didn’t do anything to her

- “i don’t get it, why do you hate me? are you jealous or something?”

- “what?! no, i’m not!” it became painfully obvious by the way she contorted her facial expression in feign disgust that she was really bad at hiding her emotions. “oh, you really are jealous!”

- i took you a few moments to register. “wait, why would you be jealous?”

- you had to explain that there was nothing between you and clyde, and that she’s free to pursue him and you’d even help her if she wanted

- she just stood there thinking but then the realization dawned on her- the reason that statement didn’t give her any sense fo relief was because she didn’t want clyde, she wanted you.

- when bebe realized she liked you she was.. overwhelmed to say the least

- the fact that she wasn’t jealous of you and she was really jealous of clyde was a hard pill to swallow

- she hated how he got all of your attention, she wanted you to look at her how much you looked at him and that scared her

- she’d never really had a full blown crush on someone, sure, she’d been in relationships but they were more out of a need for convenience or fun

- “i’m not jealous, but i don’t.. really hate you either.” is all she said before awkwardly mumbling an excuse to rush away to find wendy.

- wendy honestly had to sit this girl down and have a talk on how to process these emotions because bebe isn’t the most mature and she can be very impulsive 😭

- “maybe you’re just upset because you liked y/n first?“

- after that day, bebe avoided you like the plague for a few weeks before she pulled you aside during lunch and asked you to sit with her

- you were honestly confused because you had thought you upset her before but it seemed like she wanted to talk to you so you accepted

- the two of you started having lunch together pretty frequently, wendy and clyde sometimes sitting with you as well

- she actually found it really fun to spend time with you and clyde, she missed his friendship and she loved getting to know you more

- it takes her a long time to confess since she wants to make up for the time she spent being rude to you

- when the two of you are in the middle of a sleepover though, she found herself wanting to tell you

- she pushed herself off of her bed and turned down her radio a little so you could hear her better

- she couldn’t help but run her fingers through her hair, combing it in an attempt to ground herself

- “y/n, can we talk?” you just smiled at her and nodded, watching her anxiously pace

- you weren’t really oblivious to what was coming, over the course of your friendship bebe became increasingly obvious with her affectionate towards you, which you didn’t mind

- you honestly found yourself liking her a lot

- “clyde likes you,” is the last thing you expected to hear.

- you went to protest but she furrowed her eyebrows, turning towards you and motioning with her hands as she talked. “no, he told me, he does. so i wanted to tell you before he did because it isn’t fair, i told him i like you first-“

- you cut off her rambling by getting up and tugging on her sleeve

- it didn’t take much besides that action for her to shut up, stopping her pacing as she nervously sat next to you on the bed

- “i like you too, bebe.” was all you said to her and she couldn’t help but bite back a smile as she threw her arms around you, practically tackling you

- you weren’t too sure how true the clyde situation was but you’d deal with it when it came to

- “GOD, I’M SO RELIEVED. you have no idea how long i needed to get that off my chest, i thought i was suffocating!”

- when the two are officially together, bebe is pretty much as affectionate as she was before but 10x more unhinged

- she’ll pepper your face with kisses before class just so you have lipstick marks on your face 😭

- it’s cute but also quite annoying when you have to go wash it off and consequently, be late for class

- she literally skips down the hallway to see you, the girl is giddy as hell

- being with you is the first relationship where she genuinely felt excited and in love

- you were so special to her and she couldn’t contain the excitement you brought to her life

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choose your adventure . gn! reader

[south park dating sim]

this occurs in HIGH SCHOOL. i do not write for 4th graders.

❝ LOVE IS WAR ❞ . . . loading

insert name here: ____________

you have chosen the name "new kid", is that correct?

yes | no

you have chosen the name "new kid" you can change this in settings in any point of the game

WARNING . . this game is written by a author who's fucked up in the head, and can't focus! please proceed with caution

[they/them pronouns will be used for the reader]

south park is a land of cold, your parents moved here a few weeks ago, and now you have to go to a new school. the whole situation was quite blurry, you've always had memory issues so remembering stuff has always been a hard task for you. due to this, you don't remember exactly why your parents moved here, or your past school. you remember some of your friends of course, but nobody really liked you at your past school, so in the end you are bound to forget everyone at some point.

waking up is such a pain, you thought to yourself as your phone rang, signaling how it was the first day of school for you. you felt nervous, a new year's party must've been happening in your stomach, because you could not calm down no matter what. of course, you didn't show this in your face. it was neutral, as it normally was, emotions weren't your strong suit.

well, PHYSICAL emotions anyway, obviously you felt emotions, you aren't some kind of mysterious main character. at least, not in someone else's point of view. you stood up as your vision blurred and you fell, clearly meaning you had woken up a bit too fast. so now your head was spinning. ow, you complained in your thoughts.

you got back up, and went to your wardrobe. you could really care less for your sense of fashion so you put on the first thing you saw and left. you now opened the door and started to walk downstairs, cracking your neck as you saw your father, taking care of your little brother. "good morning [name]!" he said to you.

"hey dad, hey charlie" you waved to your brother and dad, starting to make your breakfast. "mom's at work, i guess?" you asked, he let out a muffled yes as he started to feed your brother once again. you sat down at the table, starting to eat as your dad complained because your brother threw up on him and laughed. you let out a small chuckle, and began eating again.

"cmon kiddo, this is the third time!" he rolled his eyes, exhausted as charlie just laughed at him. he went to go and clean his clothes and left charlie with you. charlie then out of nowhere, hugged you. "huh?" you were confused, and then charlie started to eat your food, you just sat there, watching your brother eat your food. "oh"

your dad entered the room, laughing at the site. "seems like the little guy wanted your food instead." he said, resting his arms on top of the chair you were sitting on. "im glad he's eating at least" he said, your brother now finishing your food, and then going to your dad, yelling "up! up!"

so, you just sat there, looking at the plate who was now clean. resisting the urge to throw your brother.

"hey buddy, your school bus is coming soon, right?" your father asked. you looked at your phone, "yeah, im gonna go now" you stood up from your chair, getting your bag which was on the couch and placing it on your back. "bye kiddo! have a good day!" he said as your brother yelled "bye bye" to you.

you unlocked the door, going outside and closing it, you stepped on the cold snow, your boots being there so you wouldnt feel it, the bus stop was a few inches from your house.

walking to it, you realized there was a blonde boy there who seemed to be your age, you COULD use this as an opportunity to make a friend. what should you do?

[A] say hello, and try to be his friend

[B] go to the next bus stop

[C] go to the bus stop and say nothing

in this game, you have gems.

you obtain gems by getting friends, and you use them to make special choices!

every friend you make, you get gems. depending on who it is, you can get 2, 3, 4 or 5 gems. it all depends on their role in the show, main character, second main character, side character or background character.

currently you have 0 gems! congrats

to vote for the option you want, you have to write me through an ask, can be anonymous or not! just simply say "A", "B", or "C"

the more votes, the better! so make sure to vote!

i'd also love to hear ideas and suggestions so i can feature them here in this story! so dont be afraid to tell me those either!

bye now, until the next episode of this story!

- august

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DUDE THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!! i started this blog just to ramble and im glad i found my peoplw😓😓 im not gonna lie, ive advanced super fast compared to what i normally see in blogs so THANK YOU<33

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DUDE. I FOUND ONE OF THESE WRITERS I LOVE AND I SAW THWIR INTEO AND IM ONE OF TBEIR FAVORITE WRTIERS THIS IS AMAZING I FEEL AMAZINT UAWKSKSN

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IM CRYING PHONE DESTROYE4 IS HILARIOUS

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HELP BAHAHAHSJ

Being in Stan’s group headcannons

Smoke sesh with Eric and Kenny (sometimes Kyle and Stan will join but its rare)

Talking shit on facetime about yalls classmates.

“Craig was so bitchy today, i was about to kick his ass” -Stan

“You shouldve dude, i wouldve jumped in” - Kyle

They go to you with for girl advice all the time.

“ dude (y/n) help mee, i dont know how to respond to this” - stan for the 3rd time that day.

you go to them for boy advice

Eric & Kenny is always trying to put you on with someone.

Stan & Kyle dont try to put you on with anyone because they dont like picturing someone who they view as a sister dating anyone. But if you really liked someone they would help and give so much advice.

Eric calls you delusional when you tell him your boy problems lmfao.

“ No but like, i swearrr he wants me. He slide up on my story look! he thinks im funny!” - you

“Bitch, what did we talk about last time? stop being delulsional, i think you should go out with Clyde instead” - Eric

Their moms love you. Anytime you couldnt make it to a hangout, they would be a little sadly knowing that they have to handle 4 teenage boys alone.

“Boys stop giving (y/n) a hard time!” - any one of their mothers.

Yall have so many tiktoks together, But their all in Kyles or your drafts.

yall have a groupchat and you send each others picture before you post them.

“ okay what abt this one??” - Kenny

“Kenny if you post that im actually blocking you.” - You

“Your not sitting w/ us tmr if u post that dude.”- Kyle

“ Kenny wtf.” - Stan

“LMFAOOO DONT POST TS 🔥🔥🔥” -Eric

“Everyday i fight the urge to block all of you..” - Kenny

In class if you reapply you makeup they will look at you sooo confused.

LMFAOO PLS DONT LET THEM SEE YOU TAKE YOUR EYELASHES OFF.

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (y/n)” - Stan

“YOOO WHAT THE FUCKK???” - Kenny

“UM????” * side eye* - Eric

* give you the most disgusted + confused face ever* - Kyle 

you make them go to the mall with you atleast once every 2 weeks.

They wanna know all your business in your life.

They love to hear about your friends drama.

PLS LMFAO YOU, ERIC AND KENNY ARE SO MESSY. I JUST KNOW IT.

yall are always doing something, like its rare that you guys just sit and chill but when you do its usually at your house. 

I can see you being the most affectionate out of all of them. 

* send pic of the 5 of yall in the gc* “i miss yall 💔” - you

“??? r u high?” - Kenny

“ is this a set up ? i miss u too if its not” -Kyle

“ 👍🏻💙” -Stan

“ ok???* sends crazy 8* ”- Eric