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Imagine your fictional lover taking your hand in theirs and kissing your palm, before they gently guide your hand to their cheek. You smile at the display of affection, and they offer a soft smile in return, leaning into your touch and closing their eyes. They trust you with their life, you’re their whole world. You know that?

Proship / comship DNI

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F/O: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

S/I: Sure!

S/I: Whats your favorite color?

F/O: Triangle. Are you interested in anyone right now?

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hello self shippers; friendly reminder that your f/os love you very much, even if you sometimes think otherwise. You’re never too much or too little for them, you’re just the right amount. They’ll never think you’re too annoying, or too embarrassing, or that you’re too different for them. They’ll never think that you’re too soft, or too emotional, or that you care too much. They’ll never think that you’re “too much” of anything. They love you for you, and they always will, regardless of your personality or behavior. They’ll always be there to help you when you’re struggling or having a hard time, even if you’re different from them or everyone else. You’re perfect for them <3

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are yall sick of me posting about him yet /j

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Drew a bunch of my F/Os, including ones I rarely if ever draw!!

In order:

First pic: Mr Peanutbutter(BoJack Horseman), Flypp Champion (Ballmastrz 9009), Cromdo Face (Bugsnax), Cinnamon J Scudworth (Clone High)

Second Pic: Gregory (Gregory Horror Show), Dobie (Animal Crossing), Dream Reamer (China IL), Mort (Bob’s Burgers)

Third pic: Maurice(Human Resources), Snagglepuss(Jellystone!), Lokar (Space Ghost Coast to Coast), Jonas Venture Jr (Venture Bros)

Fourth pic: The Robot Devil (Futurama), Luci (Disenchantment), X The Eliminator (Harvey Birdman), Ratoo (Cult of the Lamb)

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hello spooky month selfshippers

i like jack a normal amount

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ok maybe they partake in his bullshit just a little bit

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 friendly reminder that every time your f/o thinks about you they get the cartoon hearts floating around them. friendly reminder that when you walk into a room your f/o lights up and everyone can see just how much they care. friendly reminder that every time you brush up against your f/o they feel their heart rate increase and a warmth spreads over them. friendly reminder that your voice brings your f/o’s mind to happy places and pleasant feelings. you affect your f/o just like they affect you. 

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Here is your friendly reminder that you will always be loved by your f/os regardless if you believe you fit into their “type” or are not like the love interests they might have in canon.

Your unique combination of experiences, traits, and skills will always have inherent value, and your f/os recognize that! They love you because you are the way you are.

There is something about you that is unique to YOU and ONLY YOU. Trust that your f/os see it.

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i think spooky month shippers should do a little gif of their s/i doing this little dance with their f/o /nf

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i think shipping with an old character (especially if they’re considered ‘too old’ or ‘ugly’ by conventional beauty standards) is sooo cool and sexy. i love old people and they deserve so much love and appreciation <33

pro.shit.ters get blocked on site.

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it feels like a crime that i’m not holding my f/o’s hand right now

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shoutout to the mutuals that i am scared to talk to bc they are really cool. love you guys

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imagine your f/o smiling. that's it just them smiling thank you

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Imagine your f/o saying “Your hands are so cold! Let me hold them for you.”

proship/comship DNI

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🙈

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imagine a domestic evening with your f/o. it had been an awfully long day. whether it be at uni, at school or at work, it was one of those days that drained you and you couldn’t wait to just get home. when you arrived, f/o was already in the kitchen assuring that dinner was sorted and telling you to have a relaxing bath. after your bath, you sat with f/o, eating your favourite meal and just enjoying conversation about your respective days. the evening ended with the pair of you cuddling on the sofa, limbs tangled together as you watched crappy tv.