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If I die, it needs to happen in public.

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I see so many people thinking I hate furries or is a bad person. I am a furry. I didn't know if puki knew that most furries are good. I was clarifying. Sorry for the confusion I guess.

Opinions on furrys? The good, nice ones

I don't hate furries even a little bit. They're a very strong race. You know who's a furry? Every fucking IT technician, every computer genius running the frameworks for Google, Youtube, Steam, Roblox, or whatever. You think someone dedicated enough to their hobby to build a fucking $4000 fursuit isn't an absolute wacko-genius at their REAL job?? Hyperfixations when used by the right people yield great power. Also almost every item I've sold on here was bought by a furry, does that say more about me than them??? Idk but they have the funds.

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MITSUKURINA OWSTONI

This is a Goblin Shark!

They usually grow up to about 12ft, but can be larger, as one was found at about 20ft. They have pinkish skin and thin, sharp teeth.

They have protrusible jaws! So, basically, they can extend their jaws, like shooting them out of their mouth. They do this to quickly catch prey.

They swim at about 5mph, which is very slow. And, they swim/live in the deep, midnight zone.

They may be ugly/weird, but I love them and find them really cool!

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VAMPYROTEUTHIS INFERNAILS

This is a VAMPIRE SQUID!!

Isn't he cute?

They're a cephalopod and about 6 inches. They live in the deep sea, in tropical areas. It has bioluminescent organs that it uses to breathe, and it's really hard to get oxygen down where they live since it's so deep.

Anyway, this little guy is swimming peacefully. Vampire squids can turn themselves inside out! Isn't that cool? It's called the pumpkin position! And they do this to hide their photophores from predators. It doesn't really have a place with either squids or octopuses, instead, it has its own little order. It doesn't share it's order with anyone, being in its own little place, like red pandas!