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Some lil aesthetics and stimboards I wanted to share with the world bc im reawakening my inner goth again

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Shadow wizard money gang we love our hot dead wife and emo dilf edgelord

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everytime i remember my headcanon of cyrus and sylvia meeting first in dragonspyre academy, them being friends. and then malistiare tags along after cyrus like An Annoying Younger Brother is obligated to do, and is like. oh hi hello at sylvia because . pretty lady. with biceps. and pretty. and lady. her auburn hair glows in the lantern light of the library and she looks ethereal and real and beautiful

and then sylvias just like whos this clown bc malistaire bumped into her Once in a hallway several months ago and she never forgot it. and cyrus is just Dying inside like why is my dork goth younger twin meeting my One (very cool) friend. hate it here.

And then of course sylvia and mali eventually date and its like. they are Perfect for each other in ways no one would expect. and then Cyrus is just here like. she was my friend first.

“cyrus I proposed to her literally yesterday.”

“and??? sundays are our wine and bitching nights.”

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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself

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Hey I made this at like 2 am and slept for ten hours afterwards!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63015856

Just some cutie patooties having a cutie patootie picnic date 🥺💕

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I've come to make an announcement:

Moles Harding's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his human-fuckin' fleshy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Moles Harding, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

That's right, baby. All points, no flesh, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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Back again, I got yall food

The infamous smut oneshot is here and it’s mhm. It’s yup. It’s ooo zoo wee mama. It’s YEAHHHH-

Enjoy~

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The first little oneshot of “his love was like sunshine”! Sorry it took me so long to post it, been really busy lately!

Hope you enjoy!!!

((EDIT: if you tried to reach the page and couldn’t read the fic don’t worry, I fixed it so now guests can also view! Sorry lovelies I’m mentally challenged when it comes to figuring out a03 lol))

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Voilà! An official page that holds Grace’s background, character notes, fun facts, and bio!

The art in question is a link that leads to the original post on tumblr, but I might be making more art soon, idk…

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So uhm….. I did a thing.

I made an official appearance for Grace! Isn’t she a cutie~? (I cannot shade for shit and I’m so sorry abt that)

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Here it is! The final chapter!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62451772/chapters/160399954

I hope you enjoy and thank you so much for reading!

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I did it, chapter 8 is out and my brain hurts so much! :D

Only one more chapter left!

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Chapter 7 is out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62451772/chapters/160220392

So uh… ima be real, the last two chapters are reeeeeeally long and I might need a bit more time to fully proofread and edit them so…. It could a little minute before you see another chapter (by a little minute I mean like a few days) just bc I don’t want to post something that could be written better and worded a little more smoothly for your reading pleasure. I apologize in advance for the delay, but I promise it’ll be worth it!

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Chapter six!

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I POSTED PART FIVE EARLY HERE YOU GO

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62451772/chapters/160054645

I wanted to post this one early bc my birthday is tomorrow! Next update will be on Tuesday!

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Chapter 4!