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I fucked the Mega Boss’ son and someone pointed out to me how absolutely wild that is today and I now too think it’s hilarious

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I feel like everyone hates me haha it's kinda making me hate myself too

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Irony is:

The fact that the first dude I had sex with has had the nicest and biggest dick out of all of them, and the dude I'm currently falling for and have enjoyed most out of my boyfriends definitely has the smallest one. You don't know what you got until it's gone I suppose

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7 grams for $40 sounds like you smoking mids my friend

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

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my new bf told me we gotta wait a month for p in v sex and my vagina is. literally. quaking.

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you can tell when someone's energy is off

I can't help but always feel disappointed when talking to my boyfriend. I love him so much but listening to him sound so sad and uncomfortable is painful. I try so hard to love him and he won't let me, I feel like I'm still waiting for him to make the next real move and until then we're stagnant.

his energy never seems to match mine. I'm so excited to love him. I'm sad all the time. but my love for him can occasionally overwhelm me with happiness. and even if I don't overwhelm him with happiness I feel like I only make him sad or angry. I sometimes feel like everything I say bothers him. and I can't figure out why I'm with someone who makes me think that. he says that's not true, and I try to believe him but it feels like lying to myself trying to convince myself he enjoys being around me. I love him so much. I wish we both were obsessed with each other (which does not mean up each other's asses 24/7) and got geeky over one another.

I feel like I'm in love alone sometimes.

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okay okay I'm too self conscious for my boyfriend to post pictures of girls prettier than me on his snapchat oakay I'm not okay hahsbsb

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bf: your ass looked perfect in those pants

me: which ones?? 👀