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Daddy came. Daddy slayed. Now go back to retirement, 'cause I love you and you destroyed your body enough for the business 😘

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"They didn't mean it"

- Solely exists to help those, who did hurt somebody. Though, never soothes the one who got hurt. In fact, those who got hurt feel even worse, because their abuser 'didn't mean it' and your feelings can go and fuck themselves.

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*Sarcasm on* At least we see no timers like Cena and Rock, right? 🙄

Kindly fuck off, WWE. Dolph carried and carried and carried. I'm so done.

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You’re new profile is so cute🔥💗

LEMME THROW ALL THE LOVE AT YOU, NONNIE 🥺😭💖 Thank you so much!! Have the best day 💖

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I swear, if Buggy's inner soundtrack isn't "Rainbows & Stuff" by ICP when looking at Ruffy's bounty... PLEASE READ THE LYRICS AND LISTEN TO THE SONG, 'CAUSE I. AM. SO. CONVINCED.

Edited: Hahahaha, y'all thought I was not spelling the little strawhat's name right? In every language it's Luffy. ONLY in German it's Ruffy 🤷🏼‍♀️ I was running on low battery while writing this and thinking with my Austrian, german speaking brain. DOH!

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OPLA spoiler below the cut 🤡 :

One of the end scenes of the last episode, season 1 be like:

Me thinking of:

My expression be like:

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Nose is red // Hair is blue

I'm simpin' for Buggy // HAHAHAHAH. Fuck you.

One Piece was the first Manga I bought (like, 15 years ago?) and I loved Buggy since then - he's one of my three faves. And now I get this and I'm openly sexually attracted. I wasn't prepared for that, but... YES SIR! YES TO ALL!!

Also... Can we make Insane Clown Posse his official sountrack? I suggest "Hokus Pokus".

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Oh. My. God. 🥺 Thank you so much for adding my smol HC to this list 💖 Means the world to me!

*=18+. ^ = HCs/Replies/Blurbs/Non Fics. Other Lists.

Ghost

Watermelon Kisses - Secondo - @earthry

* Gloves - Terzo - @ghostchems

* Smeared Paint - Terzo - @copiousloverofcopia

Smudge - Copia - @ramblingoak

* My Muse - Copia - @the-hole-in-terzos-shoe + *^ Art - @mustluvecho

^ Copia - @gasolineghuleh

* Secondo - @the-cardinale

Nave of Hearts - Secondo - @leezlelatch

* Broom Closet - Copia - @molly-ghuleh

* Copia - @lady-jane3

Marvel

* Two AM automatic - Frank Castle + * Ashes of Absolution - Wanda Maximoff - @ohcaptains

Belt - Frank Castle - @anna-hawk

Healing Takes Time - Frank Castle - @munsonownsmyass

Jealous Bucky - @imamotherfuckingstar-lord

Other

* Love Lies - Villanelle - @inklore

^ Romance Headcanons - The Undertaker (WWE) - @ava-valerie

Brock Lesnar (WWE) - @skellyagogo

* Carmen Berzatto - @caramelberzatto

* Acknowledgement- Roman Reigns (WWE) - @daddyhausen

Enjoy

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I don't know, y'all... But Erick Rowan went through so much grief... It breaks my heart... I still love him so much...

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What are your thoughts on Gangrel from The Brood?

What's happening? All these amazing nonnie asks 🥺 Okay! Let's do this!

I'm quite neutral when it comes to Gangrel, tbh. I don't hate him, but neither do I cheer for him. It's like... Meh! And I think that it's a pity, since I love vampires and overall occult gimmicks.

I think there wasn't put enough effort in the gimmick, maybe that's why I'm just mildly entertained.

BUT! The Brood has a kick ass theme and entrance, and...

Christian in this white shirt, the long, blonde hair... And the glasses! Steampunk Interview with a Vampire. Gosh, I love Vamp Christian.

And Vamp Christian in the Ministry of Darkness... Don't get me started on this. Gah! GAH!!

Thanks for asking 💖

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Welcome to the Hotel Finn Balor

Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

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Balor: I’m going to eat everyone’s hands!

*the Undertaker tombstones him and splashes him with holy water, causing him to flee Finn’s body screaming*

Undertaker: Does this man’s body look like a hotel to you????

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Big Evil notices Kurt Angle's wig. And he was too stunned to speak.

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What is your favorite Undertaker gimmick⚱️

Ooof, tough question! But the answer has to be:

Big Evil

Listen! The short, red/black hair. The asshole heel attitude. Merciless Biker Boss Daddy.

HE'LL FUCKING SPANK YOUR ASS AND YOU'LL THANK HIM, BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS BIKER DOM DADDY. NO QUESTIONS ASKED, JUST PLAIN BOSS ENERGY. HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. NO FUCKS GIVEN.

Hummm... Kay. Now after we have clarified this, I also absolutely adore how everyone tried to make Big Evil break character. Because breaking heels is great comedy! Like that one time Kurt Angle wore a wig and Take had to fight for his life:

Thanks for the ask, nonnie! 💖