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"...this is certainly a conversation away from the norm."

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You find on your doorstep a nice and shiny package in rose-gold paper, accented by a shiny gold ribbon! Opening it up presents you with a lovely package of chocolate-dipped strawberries with matching His and Her groom and bride details!

All that aside, there’s a thick stack of stationery–what looks like invitation cards?–in a fancy blue and gold color scheme, though the contents are all blank. The sender has been considerate enough to include a gold ink pen for writing purposes.

Finally, there’s a single ring box (ring not included) with a lovely pink paper rose inside, just waiting for the perfect Engagement Rock to adorn its pretty petals:

Of course there’s a note in the middle of all this, written in impeccable handwriting with a shiny silver gel pen against thick, cardstock quality paper:

To My Dear Student,

Happy Valentine’s Day and good job with your hard work! Here’s Mary-sensei’s latest lesson of the week! Dating’s nice and all, but in the end it’s just practice for the Most Important Day in a cute couple’s lives.

So while you enjoy these hand-dipped chocolate strawberries, here are two more tasks for you to try out!

1) Fill out the invitation cards with the names of your most important friends, family, and/or acquaintances in the city, then send it off to their addresses!

2) Find the prettiest diamond ring you can and put it on that rose! Then surprise me with it when I least expect it!

Due Date: End of February Reward: A Big Surprise!

With Love,

Miss Maybelline Aurora Raven Yolanda Seraphim Ululani Eacret

It was certainly.... elaborate, if nothing else.

In part of the King’s mind, he was impressed by the thoroughness of the “gift.” For all intents and purposes, it seemed she had the event planned out to a T in her own mind. Going so far as to pick out such admittedly-appealing stationery was a nice touch.

But the larger part of him was growing all the more wary of the situation. It reminded him too much of past experiences he couldn’t shake. Most of the gifts were set aside and tucked away inside a drawer, out of sight, but not out of mind. It may be something to hold council about in the future... if he could get those he trusted most to listen.

Only the chocolate treats remained. in the end. His better judgment warded him against leaving them for this other housemates to take and he couldn’t simply waste them.

Foolishness, kindness, or an insatiable appetite--- whatever it was drove him to actually eat the things himself wasn’t something easily deciphered, but at the very least, he couldn’t deny enjoying the flavor despite their dubious origin.

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flodeuyn replied to your post: the sound of merlin's laughter can be heard from...

“Just doing my duty, your majesty. And sometimes, when a lesson needs to be learned? It needs to be learned the hard way.” In other words: You’re on your own, buddy.

i’m glad you’re always there for me when i need you the most

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the sound of merlin's laughter can be heard from the background. will he be of any help in this situation? absolutely not. will he enjoy every moment of it from the safety of a given distance? absolutely he will.

ever the noble guardian, aren’t you

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ulsterhero‌:

“ it isn���t very nice to keep important secrets from master, saber. ”

“Our definitions of ‘important’ seem to differ. A shame, really.”

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eusyram‌:

Ohhh, her head feels woozy. He sure had a way with words, huh?

“Don’t worry about it, you’re definitely a natural romantic!”

“Since you’re a newbie at this, I’ll give you the Ultra Special Super Crash Course. By the end of the evening we’ll be engaged and married with 2.5 kids on the way!”

How’s that for a happily ever after?

---record scratch.

“O-oh. I see, hahahah.... That sounds...... interesting.... I’ll---ahem. I’ll look forward to it. Haha.”

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ulsterhero‌:

“ no promises. but, i don’t wanna be the bearer of bad news an’ watch the little missy’s heart break either. ”

“She doesn’t need to know what she doesn’t need to know, Lancer.”

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archers replied to your post: i know i can't ask anything of you but just this...

it’s okay!! uhh well just use hair cosmetics of this day & age and change your look!! red hair is in i hear, so we’ll colour your hair red!!!!!!!!!!

yes, only the power of red hair can save me now

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"Good luck on your date?" Bedivere sees the others being nervous - however? He feels its his duty as a friend to be supportive of his friends decisions. Will he regret this? We'll later see.

you are the purest of pure souls, bedivere. remember me as i lived...

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eusyram‌:

Student…teacher…

Wow! She didn’t expect her new charge to be into roleplay too!

“Haaah? Well, if you put it like that~”

“It’s Professor Eacret! Or Mary-sensei! Frau Aurora and Madame Raven or anything else you like works too. I’ve had too many names to care about which one I use now.”

“For now, you should go back and do some homework. First, pick out a formal outfit! Next, find a nice restaurant! Third, think of ten different ways to compliment me! I’ll test you tomorrow night at 7, how’s that?”

“...”

“Is that so? How interesting. Out of all of those, I think Mary fits the most, so I believe I shall use that, if you’ll permit. Seven o’clock is certainly fine. We can meet here, if that’s all right. I suppose I’ll have to do my best to measure up to your expectations.” 

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galatine replied to your post: STOP DON'T GO WITH THAT WOMAN--

ARTHUR!!!!!!!!!!

you’re supposed to be my body double, so can we just---

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STOP DON'T GO WITH THAT WOMAN--

Hahaha... I’m in danger.

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i know i can't ask anything of you but just this once Please for the love of..just go back and retract that statement that has you agreeing to date

The fact that you’re begging me is extremely unsettling.

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eusyram‌:

“Yuh-huh, I’m a seasoned pro! I’ll teach you everything you need to know.”

“But it’s not just a modern custom! Me asking you out pays homage to a centuries old ritual steeped in the power of truth, sincerity, and pure love! A formal ceremony made to facilitate the continued existence of the human race and its successive generations!”

“By agreeing to date me, you’ll play the double role of fulfilling every girl’s self-insert fantasy while giving me enough dokidoki power to live onto another day!”

“Haha. Well, living to see another day is certainly important. If that’s the case, then I’ll agree to try ‘dating’ you. I’ll do my best to be an exemplary student under your guidance. But might I know my teacher’s name first?”

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eusyram‌:

“I’m unmarried too!”

“So are you telling me to ask you out first? Because I’ve totally done that millions of times to blonds like you!” 

“‘Ask me out?’ You must forgive me, I only know so much about modern customs. But if it’s something you do often enough, I don’t see the harm in it. It’s an opportunity to learn, if nothing else.”

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eusyram‌:

“My existence as a fictional construct requires grounding in tales of true love as subsistence to maintain this form in the physical plane.”

“By the way, you’re totally my type. Are you single?”

“...hm. I can’t say I’m entirely unfamiliar with such a concept, though the fundamentals differ a bit. Per your query, though, I am unmarried, if that is what you find yourself curious of.”

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eusyram‌:

“If I don’t date anyone I’ll die.”

True fact!

“That is... deeply concerning, if true.”