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'Leftovers' wooden spoon carved from Maple and Walnut.

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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Here comes the bride ☠️

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I've got an update on Crowley's current state y'all

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Aziraphale is handling his role as archangel just fine.

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Hold my ginger beer! I’m going to JOANN’s!

I made the cake toppers bc i’m normal and not unwell at all

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more good omens!! literally whats up with these guys

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Headcanon

Crowley was a pirate once bc it was fun 🏴‍☠️

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Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀

David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley

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Being this beautiful should be illegal.

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Really love Ineffable Divorce from the perspective of the other shopkeepers... to them, one day, some gorgeous guy showed up naked on Mr. Fell's doorstep and a couple of days later, Mr. Fell had disappeared and so had the naked guy... so the whole neighborhood thinks Aziraphale ran off with Gabriel and that's why the bookshop is now being operated by this odd little person hired by its sad and distracted owner-- Mr. Fell's abandoned ginger goth husband with the gorgeous old car. Nothing has been this juicy on the street in decades...

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...so when do we think Crowley gave Aziraphale his pocket watch?

...?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

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What I love about fanfiction is that it has endless possibilities and creative freedom, like even though it can be just endless stories about two characters/ a ship every story is different and written in a different expression even if the general plotline is the same.

it isn’t the characters that make fanfic beautiful, it’s the countless amount of writers and them spilling a piece of themselves into there work

it’s truly wonderful.

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i just realized aziraphale's hand was fucking SHAKING when he lifted it to his lips LIKE EXCUSE TF OUT OF ME????? im genuinely unwell over this shit

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... there's something I should say, I've meant to say always and then never have. Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.

Crowley is actually a girl's name

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YES FINALLY!!! A Rocky-style Stede training montage is definitely on my OFMD S2 Bingo card.

However :( in order for this to happen, I think Ed is gonna go a bit overboard on pirate cruelty (even for Izzy’s taste, what with Ed killing Lucious in cold blood and maybe an entire wedding party yikes) and Izzy is going to leave him to find Stede to help stop Ed’s Dark-PhoenixTM era.

Izzy will whip Stede into shape! teach him how to fight like a pirate! and maybe start seeing to eye to eye and become begrudging friends??! (Not that Izzy would ever acknowledge it).

30 days to go, God I’m so impatient