Hi my name is Ashley. I like Marvel and Zelda. Bitches ain’t shit and they aint sayin nothin'.
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I couldn't be more happier. We went up to NC from FL to see him graduate SOI and spend the weekend with him and on Sunday, April 7th, at the beach he proposed to me<3 I can not wait until i move up to NC beginning of june to live with and marry him. My one true love, my marine<3
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bahahaha i remember this.....good times.
my friend ashley was like “can you die from constipation” and i was like “yes” and then she was like “okay well im just wondering cause im a lil concerned about how full of shit you are” and i IM SO fCUKIGN MAD I WANT OUT OF TIOS FRICKEN FRIENDHSIP
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DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

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Anybody wanna play L4D2 ???
Me and Ash are playing and we just need 2 more people to be Rochelle and Coach!
(This is open to anyone. I’m so serious. Message me or something and I’ll give you my steam.)
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come on look at this guy!!
I couldve gotten killed for this picture!!!

I was driving with my mom and we pulled up to a stop light and she was talking to me and i turned to look at her and i almost screamed. It’s a mini hulk holgan. So I got out my phone and took a picture and as i took the picture he looked straight at me so i freaked out waved and told my mom to drive,
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Favorite Fictional Characters -> Marty Mikalski (The Cabin in the Woods)
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This cute little fucker is in my vet class and stores food in her cheeks and hides in the classroom for entire weekends.
It's so full of cuteness no one ever gets mad at her.
Cheeky little bitch.
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I feel like its just a giant pole and she's spinning herself and the rest of the world on it...
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this chick put a camera on a hula hoop and it’s trippy as hell
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I was driving with my mom and we pulled up to a stop light and she was talking to me and i turned to look at her and i almost screamed. It's a mini hulk holgan. So I got out my phone and took a picture and as i took the picture he looked straight at me so i freaked out waved and told my mom to drive,
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yes. this is me. i am purty.



and people wonder why i have a lock on my cell
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I'm sorry this is the funniest ad I have ever seen.
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He's so cute omg
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So this year I finally have a valentines, but he's not here. He's currently in SOI for his training as a Marine. I was really sad about it considering the 14th is our one year and he's really upset he couldn't be here.
I honestly didn't expect anything, but I didn't really care. He surprised me by getting this giant ass teddy bear so I can "cuddle with while i'm gone"(his exact words) He is such a dork when it comes to being romantic, but omg I love it. and it smells like him too.
I love him so much(;
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GUYS
SOMEONE
REDID TOY STORY
WITH ACTUAL TOYS
THE WHOLE MOVIE
A+++++ FOR FUCKING EFFORT MAN
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