average-australian
average-australian
Random Australian Stuff
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Honestly anything I need clarified about other countries or cool stuff about us
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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And then we’ll wait for the billy to boil
Fuck you you’re going waltzing matilda with me
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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bro u need a better gf, I think that’s the coolest shit ever and would totally do the same thing
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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Happiness...
- isn't in the having
- it's in just being
- it's in just saying it
- what are you talking about man?
- i love you
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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Hey real quick, I wanna check out something. I've been talking to a few friends who live in a different country and they told me it's normal for houses to have bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms over there. (Not saying where.)
[Definition in case it's needed: an en-suite bathroom is a complete bathroom, with at least a toilet, a sink, and a shower, which is accessed directly from a bedroom and is usually only used by the people who sleep in that bedroom.]
So here's my question: in your country, in normal dwellings (i.e.: houses, flats, apartments, etc, not hotels and such), is it normal to have en-suite bathrooms?
As usual, reblog for reach, and tag with your country / area and yes or no.
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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Helpppp why are we trending???
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.
You cannot stop me.
Only prolong your fate.
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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All of us right now:
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average-australian · 1 year ago
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average-australian · 2 years ago
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My dad and grandma were talking about snakes during our road trip, and these were three stories I thought were particularly funny -
Grandma watering garden, sees tiger snake. Proceeds to water the snake until it slithers up the drainpipe.
Kid sees red-bellied black snake on way to school, puts in his pocket for show and tell.
Dad sees list of most dangerous snakes, realises the snake in the front yard isn’t nearly as dangerous as the two in the back.
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average-australian · 2 years ago
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In the springtime
Australian: Makin’ my way downtown, walking fast
Magpie: *appears out of nowhere like a demon from hell*
Australian: waking faster, starts running for the nearest building
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average-australian · 2 years ago
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Two words for all you uneducated banana peels who don’t think about Australia enough.
Fairy. Bread.
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average-australian · 2 years ago
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Do you guys from other countries not say, like, twenty to four? Do you just say three forty?? Or am I just totally wrong
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average-australian · 2 years ago
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Guys. Best Australian drink. - raspberry spider!!!
Get raspberry lemonade and add ice-cream, then BOOM!!! Raspberry spider!
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