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I did it.

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god I fucking hate my life

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Omg I keep forgetting I have Tumblr haha

These past days have been shitty, I'll tell you that. Boss is a bitch and I can't seem to get any sleep at night for whatever reason. But hey who am I to rant about my problems to the internet? Someone who's fed up with everything, that's who I am.

You know, at this point, I'm seriously considering just stepping outside and let it be what it has to be. It's night, I'm more pissed than I am exhausted and the streets are probably swarming with monsters.

I get that every night lately — the thought of just leaving and probably die if I have to. To let a werewolf eat me alive or a vampire drain me of my blood would probably be an exciting turn of events; vitamin D deficiency sounds way better than motivation deficiency, you get me?

At the same time, I don't want to. It's weird. There's moments I like, you know? Like watching a kid trip and fall during a walk, or that oddly quiet set of minutes between night and morning. Or just drinking milk. So this'll probably be just a thought, for now, at least.

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God I'm so fucking cringe.

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I forgot to sleep tonight

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Dreaming of a world in which New Year's Eve isn't celebrated and I don't have to be stuck in a table with my entire family.

Do monsters keep celebrating holidays or do they just. Stop

Fuck this shit I'm a scream away from running outside

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Do vampires get more tired than humans or do they sleep all day long to not touch the sun? Serious question.

If a vampire wanted to stay awake all day long, could they? Would they get as sleep-deprived as a human would, more, or less? And do they necessarily need to sleep the whole day? What if they slept only eight hours, how would that affect them?

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Isn't vampire-hunting something incredibly immoral to turn into a job? It literally consists of killing past humans in their habitat. Kinda too much

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When I die, I want my body to be left in a forest for animals to eat and vampires to drink. I think it's better than leaving it out to rot inside a wooden bed underground

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Do different blood types taste differently? Vampires answer

Wait, do vampires even have phones?

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My neighbor next door is fucking crazy, I'll tell you that. I'm not even meaning to be offensive - not a tad, like, it's objectively true.

Listen, I get being afraid of going outside when it's dark, and fuck, I encourage that even, but his whole house becomes pretty much a panic room when the night comes like. Hello??

It's OKAY to defend yourself, but this man goes PAST the line. I swear I'm not exaggerating, he's got like dozens of dozens of garlic in both his front and back yard that surround his entire house and a cross in every window (windows that, BY THE WAY, are blocked with wooden boards and I bet my left eye they've got iron on the back). And that's not all, no!! In front of the garlic - which is spread like fucking grains of salt - there's buckets. ENORMOUS buckets full of what's probably holy water.

I'd say I understand him partly if he wanted to protect his family, BUT HE LIVES ALONE. WHAT DOES HE NEED SM PROTECTION FOR?? IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOT A NECK OF GOLD, EVEN, HE'S NOT TARGETED BY ANY MORE VAMPIRES THAN ANYONE ELSE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT GUY

Just close the door and say they're not welcome and you're safer than a human brain inside the skull.

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They should do a nursery rhyme about not leaving home at night actually

A bit of a controversial opinion here, but people that blame vampires when someone they love dies during the night are an example of a modern neanderthal.

Dude, this is like having a pet rabbit, tossing it out into a mountain, and later complaining that it's dead because a wolf has eaten your previous little rabbit. OF COURSE IT'S GONNA DIE IF YOU LET IT OUTSIDE

People that leave their houses AT NIGHT are literally asking to be killed. Like there's nothing more idiotic you can do. It's night, of course the streets are going to be SWARMING with monsters. Just stay inside of home for the love of God.

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“But what if I need to uhhhhhh what if I need some fresh air?” No you fucking don't. If you need air or have to go on walks or something, you can go outside while the sun's still out. There's PLENTY of time during the day to do that. You need your blood more than you need to touch grass trust me. And if you still go outside then okay good luck out there it's your fault if you die

A bit of a controversial opinion here, but people that blame vampires when someone they love dies during the night are an example of a modern neanderthal.

Dude, this is like having a pet rabbit, tossing it out into a mountain, and later complaining that it's dead because a wolf has eaten your previous little rabbit. OF COURSE IT'S GONNA DIE IF YOU LET IT OUTSIDE

People that leave their houses AT NIGHT are literally asking to be killed. Like there's nothing more idiotic you can do. It's night, of course the streets are going to be SWARMING with monsters. Just stay inside of home for the love of God.

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A bit of a controversial opinion here, but people that blame vampires when someone they love dies during the night are an example of a modern neanderthal.

Dude, this is like having a pet rabbit, tossing it out into a mountain, and later complaining that it's dead because a wolf has eaten your precious little rabbit. OF COURSE IT'S GONNA DIE IF YOU LET IT OUTSIDE

People that leave their houses AT NIGHT are literally asking to be killed. Like there's nothing more idiotic you can do. It's night, of course the streets are going to be SWARMING with monsters. Just stay inside of home for the love of God.

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Boss is a massive bitch. Like wdym I can't do research on vampires WHILE I'm working? Learn abt multitasking bro

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Also wouldn't periods be like. Lethal for them so do they not get them

Hey do female vampires still get periods? Do they stop getting their period after they turn into a vampire? If I let a vampire bite me will I stop getting my periods google answer

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Hey do female vampires still get periods? Do they stop getting their period after they turn into a vampire? If I let a vampire bite me will I stop getting my periods google answer