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average25jifan 3 months
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Shark friend
馃鉂わ笍
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average25jifan 3 months
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idk if this is a trope or whatever but i love it so much when fictional characters massively downplay the severity of their injuries but in more of a comedic way than a tragic one. like some guy gets impaled and they just glance down at the shard of metal sticking out of them and say some dumb bullshit like "oh man. that's gonna need some ice." and then pass out while all their friends yell at them for being an unfunny idiot with terrible priorities.
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average25jifan 4 months
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"can you people be normal for one second??"
can you shut the fuck up for one second???
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average25jifan 5 months
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pedophilic scum burn in hell
yawnnnn come up with more original insults please
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average25jifan 5 months
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if the fandom you're in has petty drama over fiction every other day then i think it's perfectly reasonable not to associate with that fandom anymore! :))
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average25jifan 5 months
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VERY related to recent happenings: if you sexualize child actors, that is pedoplilia. it doesn't matter if they're an adult in present time. you are still attracted to a child.
I cannot believe this is controversial.
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average25jifan 6 months
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"You can't ship that!"
lol what are you gonna do, climb inside my mind and shut off the imagination switch?
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average25jifan 6 months
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what a week huh?
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average25jifan 7 months
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I know people are using the "report underage user" option on twitter to try and suspend the account of ANYONE under 18 that pisses them off... so... guys, don't do that. it's for reporting children under *13* that could be in danger. we criticize antis for wasting resources made for protecting real children. let's not repeat that ourselves!!
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average25jifan 7 months
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discord as a filehost will no longer be possible by the end of the year
if you haven't noticed, copying a link for a file now appends special parameters to the end. these are a request signature, which indicates a specific request for that file. this request will expires after a few hours, so files will no longer be permanently available through a specific url.
while they are not currently necessary to view the file, they will be by the end of the year, assuming nothing changes.
please check that any websites you rely on are not hosting files through cdn.discordapp.com, and if they are, please archive those files through the IA using web.archive.org/save
thank you for your time
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average25jifan 7 months
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"what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi" we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don't care
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average25jifan 7 months
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i鈥檓 just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i鈥檓 a little baby who can鈥檛 handle adult content or curate my own experience. it鈥檚 fucking stupid
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average25jifan 7 months
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Antis: please, I ask you to remain respectful in my blog!
Also antis: proshitters fuck off I'll [insert death threat here] and [insert fucked up shit here] if I see you near me.
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average25jifan 7 months
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Honest to Satan kids SHOULD NOT be the future. not only is that a really big weight to place on the shoulders of future generations but MANY kids are being raised on or are adopting deeply conservative, bordering on fascist ideals and that is dangerous.
and the fact that they're convinced they're "leftist" is more concerning.
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average25jifan 7 months
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tiktok kids have moved past "you can't depict bad things without condemning them!!" now they're saying "you can't depict bad things at all!!" ladies and gentlemen, the future of our society.
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average25jifan 7 months
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