average616nyccitizen

[average616nyccitizen]

"sammy you always know when something bad is about to happen how do you do it??" new york traffic gets worse. 'new york traffic is always bad tho..' yeah, it gets WORSE.

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yeah experience the alien attack on nyc was horrible untill i had to write collage essays

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dude something is going DOWN, traffic has been horrible near the avengers tower lately and there are so many more suburbans with tinted windows then usual

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can stark industries stop filling up my inbox, no i dont want to sit in a room filtering through old reserch papers for 8 hours a day bro i wanna work my silly little day job telling people about dinosaurs and Steve Rogers' "totally heterosexual" relationship with Bucky Barnes

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ok fun fact time i guess, the only time ive ever interacted with anyone avenger affiliated was when these SHIELD agents came to my job and started poking their heads around our artifacts.

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new york is fun untill villians from OTHER UNIVERSES start showing up and knock my $20 coffee out of my hand

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i love offbrand stands in nyc because where else can i find a $60 red guardian shirt that i can haggle down to $45 just by digging my accent back up

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seeing people from down south go "oh but he's so cute!" to the void bro he trapped me in a room that constantly replayed my worst regrets hes lucky that he's up there in avengers tower or id give him a piece of my mind

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"sam do you ever have to go to work after a villain attacks nyc?"

there is an entire "super/enhanced accident" button on the callout section of my workplace app NO.

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happy pride, can we stop calling bucky and steve 'roomates' now, it makes my job infinitely harder

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WDYM ROSS PUT TARRIFS ON CELESTIAL ISLAND BRO WHO ARE YOU TARRIFFING???? THE EARTH?????

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do you think the founding fathers could comprehend our current government, do you think they would believe that a large red beast was elected as our president

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why are news outlets already running with the bucky n sam beef, this is NOT the next 'tony and cap' or 'avengers war two' New York Post, calm down

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crazy conservatives are wild to me because no janet the scarlet witch has not taken over the government and made nyc a spell filled fever dream they just elected a gay person into congress get over yourself

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i suppose its time for an introduction post, a very late one but i guess i have to let people know what they're jumping into

Hello! my name is Samatha Moss (PLEASE just refer to me as Sam) I'm 24 and I live in NYC.... I'm surrounded by superheros, supervillains, super crime and super destruction bro (THE PRESIDENT SMASHED MY CAR.)

anyway i just post about my daily activities n such, my life is pretty uninteresting but i do see the occasional hero and the occasional president SMASHES MY CAR

i love to answer asks so if you're wondering something feel free to shoot something my way!

anyway thats it, yeah

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LMAO SOME KID JUST POSTED THAT JOHN WALKER RUNS HIS OWN FANPAGES IM SO DEADDDD

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"sam and bucky HAVE to hate eachother, look at how they're responding to each other in the news!"

YOU ARE UNDER SPELLSSSSSSS PEOPLEE