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Thunderbolts* au where there was another supersoilder in Valentina's warehouse (?) kind of like bob. And I think it would be really funny if that someone else was just a baby

> Yelena, Ava, and Walker fighting and they just start hearing a baby cry so they look over some boxes and see some random guy sitting on the floor holding a baby

> Sam sees Bucky on TV just holding a baby "WHOSE LADY DID YOU STEAL THAT BABY FROM"

> Alexi throwing the baby in the air and saying "No Yelena, this is how you play with baby. I did same with you and look how you turned out"

thats all I have, idk if it would be funny if bob was holding a baby while being shot at or if bucky was holding a baby while telling walker hes a horrible husband and father. Im calling this the "WinterFalcon/ SamBucky baby-trap au"

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Au where Reginald never puts Viktor on the medicine and instead just pushes Vik even harder to harness his powers. He wouldn't be on the official team though, no, he would be sent in on special missions to wipeout entrie drug/trafficking operations and stays in the bunker while home. His siblings have no idea Viktor even has powers and even after they all move out and Luther goes to space or whatever, Viktor is still in the basement going on missions until of course, Reginald dies.

> I think in this universe, Viktor would be very grateful for Reginald and love his father because he allows him to help the world and give him purpose. So instead of the apocalypse being caused by Leonard, and Viktor learning he has powers instead its because the only human he knew died and nobody told him. Grace would probably be the one giving him updates on the world and his siblings, but after Reginald publicly dies (accident? murder?) all of the hargreeves siblings show up at the door before Grace could tell him.

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au where the reason it took so long for Viktor to realize he was trans was because the only strong male influence he had in his life for 18 years was fucking Reginald (and he wanted to be more like his mother) (and his two very masculine brothers didnt really like him) (and he liked that he had at least one thing in common with Allison)

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ive been thinking about tua and their younger years and since my favourite character is Viktor im just gonna babble on about how i think they all interacted with him when they were younger 😝😝😝

1- I think Luther always ignored Viktor because he wasnt apart of the 'team', and he just kind of saw him as another civilian to protect. I do think that when it was just him and Vik left in the house they would both try to start conversations, but it would inevitably end in awkward silence

2- Diego would 100% throw paper balls and trip Viktor then look away whistling like it wasn't him, then 5 left and he stopped and told himself it was just because he didnt have time for it anymore (he felt bad). THEN ben died and Diego started getting angry at everyone and Viktor got the brunt of it - in the moment he convinced himself it was bc he didnt have to be there or go through it all, but later realized it was bc he didnt want to lose another sibling especially one he never really knew

3- i like to think that Allison and Viktor were best friends as little babies "we're girls we have to stick together" "eeew boys have cooties", but when they started their training Allison started getting too tired to play so they just talked and realized they didnt have a lot in common which she of course blamed on Vik (anger issues allison truther) and she would continue to say rude/snide comments up until she moved out

4- Klaus always hated being weaker than his siblings & would be mean to Viktor bc he was the only one weaker than him. Klaus and Viktor only started being friendly out because he heard Klaus crying one night and went to his room just to physically be there for him and Klaus started directing his anger to Reginald instead of his siblings. Once Klaus started drinking however they talked less and once ben died he started abusing drugs and pushed everyone (Viktor) out of his life

5- I want to imagine neither Five nor Viktor remember how they became friends, just that they always were until, yknow, 9/11

6- Ben would also just be generally rude to Viktor until one day he snuck into the bathroom during training to puke and Viktor (the empath he is) helped him to his room and started sneaking ben some anti-nausea meds Vik took when everyone else was out. After 5 left they grew both closer and more distant (you know exactly what i mean), until, yknow they hit the second tower

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watching Lego Masters and it is so abundantly clear that the only people who have seen Wicked is John & Justin

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au where Viktor and Luther switch place & Vik stays at the academy as Reginalds personal assistant & so he could better watch over and assess Viks' powers

au where Viktor and Five switch places & something happens when vik turns 13 so Reginald just keeps him in the bunker while telling everyone that Vik ran away/died & Five is so distraught by this that he never time travels (or he just throws himself into his research that he perfects it or wtvr)

au where Viktor and Klaus switch places & Vik realizes his powers on his own and people start like a doomsday cult around him

au where Viktor and Ben switch places & Vik commonly tags along on missions to take notes and when he see's that Ben is like about to die his powers awaken bc like super strong emotions or he just jumps in man idk

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yellowjackets is only believable because these girls are from jersey

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you simply cannot end an episode so emotionally that it makes me cry then open the next episode screaming FAGGOT at me

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watching nine perfect strangers and ive come to the conclusion that i have never seen melissa mccarthy play a character. like i don't see frances i just see melissa mccarthy

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not having Ian for the Mother Trivia in the newest BitCity is crazy considering he literally birthed the whole company

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you ever see someone be mean to a character you kind of like that you feel like you have to be defensive about them, and then through that process you end up falling in love with that character and being even more defensive about them

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after spending 2 (two!!) days watching edits & character ratings of The Pitt and i am disgusted by how this fandom treats Santos and Langdon. I've seen alot of people treat Santos as an irredeemable mean girl and Langdon as a good at heart mentor, which what?? did we watch the same show??

Santos is a survivor of CSA who had her best friend (sister?) die and covers up her trauma by pushing others away with an abrasive Type A personality

HOWEVER Langdon is an asshole with a drug addiction. 😋 hope this helps 👍👍

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CHARLIE COX ON ADULTS!!!!!

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are you guys having fun!!! well kyle wasn't. when he was touched at work.

- genuine sentence from ep1

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ok totally unrelated to this scene or the one before it but a prosthetic must be like the holy grail to do a shoey out of

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whittaker being into theology is FUELING my religious guilt

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OMFG the kid who plays david saunders also plays the presidents son in Chucky s3

was wondering were i recognized Dr. McKay from. it's because she's fucking Nica Pierce