#its 11pm

[salmsilly]

Van der Linde Gang 🍃 Headcanons

This is with modern era in mind btw

Arthur

Did it when he was younger but grew to prefer alcohol and only really does that.

John

Either the plug or leeches off of other people.

Like he just never has his own stuff, he's only smoking if someone will invite him.

He's cool enough that people don't mind but sometimes if no one has invited him he will "very stubly" try to suggest a session.

That's the only time people will get annoyed, they know damn well he's not bringing shit

He's always watching some show high too. Smiling Friends, Midnight Gospel, or Gumball

Javier

The plug, 100%

Super generous with his stuff, it's his way of bonding

Gets so excited to find out someone wants to smoke for the first time

"Oh, I got you! I'm off this weekend, you gotta smoke with me."

Has a bong collection too, it's pretty cool and he loves it.

Charles

He'll do it occasionally, like once in a blue moon really.

Does it more with Arthur if anything.

Great for a chill smoke, or if someone's freaking out and they need someone just there, they're always with Charles.

Charles will let it happen, even if they're a little noisy because he's been there unfortunately.

Mary-Beth

Did edibles once but she took wayyy more than she should've and greened out the fuck out

Figured, a bit later, a bong might be better and easier to measure so she asked to hit one of Javier's bongs.

Greened out after one hit. (This is me projecting) Decided that was wraps and she's never done anything since.

Swanson

God, everyone just wants him to switch to weed like everyone but it's been unsuccessful

It's because his tolerance is very high and they don't know why

Dutch tried to get him shrooms after reading about them but it ended in a very very heavy hospital bill and trouble with the police

Lenny

His guilty pleasures are reading a fuck ton of stories and experiences about DMT and other kinds of drugs, he's so deep into subreddits and forums.

He never actually takes them too seriously though nor has been tempted to try them.

He doesn't smoke weed too often either, maybe to focus on something.

Sean

God, when is he not stoned.

His car smells so bad.

It's gotten to the point where he'll forget full interactions with people because he was so far gone but has had enough practice to look sober.

So when they bring something up, he'll look at them all funny asking "When was that??"

Dutch wondered if it was amnesia or something until he found the drawer of empty carts. Like, it was a graveyard.

People struggle to tell if he's high or not at times but eventually they figured always.

Tilly

Never does it, has not done it, and with absolutely no interest.

John's offered a couple of times when they were younger but it was always an immediate and stern no.

It isn't that she minds it really, she just doesn't want to.

She has no problem hanging out with the others if they're smoking.

But for the love of God, please do not bring that stench into the house, it will creep up to her room and she won't be able to sleep.

Uncle

He'll try to peer pressure people to do it but, he's so corny about it

He sounds like he belongs in an 80's infomercial against drugs.

"C'monnn, everyone here does it!" and Tilly responds with the nastiest side eye.

He's so much more funnier high though? He gets genuine chuckles and laughs out of people, it might be because they're stoned too.

Goes to his ego a bit though and he tries to be funny again sober but it falls flat so badly it's a bit embarrassing.

But it's Uncle so he's not embarrassed.

Karen

Obviously prefers alcohol way more, its effects last way longer.

She hates having to do constant hits.

She does have her own cart though where she's hitting blinkers that cannot be good for her at out.

Her PR is 30 seconds while making a bet with Sean once. (Yes she threw up.)

Sean is also always asking for a hit of her cart.

Dutch

Opposite of Lenny. Hears stories about trips and thinks it's the most profound, eye opening thing of all time.

If he catches the kids smoking, he'll start babbling on about them and the deeper meaning behind these trips or whatever. Not a single soul cares at all expect for Bill.

Molly will try to listen but she really doesn't gaf.

His big secret though is he tried shrooms himself too but it was a horrendous experience.

He was too far deep into his pro-shroom trips that could never be wrong to take it back and admit not everything was right that he gaslit himself into believing it never happened and it worked.

Hosea is the only one that knows this, he lets Dutch live his delusions.

Hosea

Also, a great person to be with for a first time.

He obviously cannot be smoking anymore so he mainly watches over everyone else and observe whatever they do because they're always doing something

Though, if anyone pisses him off he will make them believe there's things that aren't actually there. Sean is the biggest victim of this.

"Hey, was that your friend you were with just now?" "What friend?" "The one behind you earlier. Tall feller, you must've not seen them."

Abigail

After having Jack, she stopped but she was starting to hate the smell and taste anyways. Blunts are the word offenders in her opinion.

If John tries to kiss her after any sesh she immediately slaps him and tells him to brush his teeth.

She'll take an edible with the girls though, after a lot of convincing and Jack put to sleep for the night.

Pearson

The best cook only when fried, it's a little jarring seeing the difference between his sober dishes.

He's like that "so booommmm tiktok" guy

Always so creative with his stuff and it comes out really good.

Everyone cheers when he decides to smoke a bit

Made edibles as gifts before, more than likely to Sean or Javier.

Sadie

Everyone thinks it'll calm her down from being so aggressive. It does not.

She might be worse actually.

But she's so incredible fun to be around, like every activity the gang decides to do was her idea.

Hosea doesn't do his tricks on her but she never pisses him off anyways.

Kieran

The only one actually doing it medically.

He'll smoke with the rest of the gang too, one of the few times he's comfortable chilling around them. He's just really quiet and never talks.

Anyone else not mentioned I js didn't have anything for them sorry </3

[gomzdrawfr]

I know I yap a lot on this blog but i need you to understand this is tame version of my yaps

[pusaneri]

It's all fun in games when you say "Who wants to be the Neil to my Todd" until your Neil ends up dying

[averagesawfan]

ive been thinking about tua and their younger years and since my favourite character is Viktor im just gonna babble on about how i think they all interacted with him when they were younger 😝😝😝

1- I think Luther always ignored Viktor because he wasnt apart of the 'team', and he just kind of saw him as another civilian to protect. I do think that when it was just him and Vik left in the house they would both try to start conversations, but it would inevitably end in awkward silence

2- Diego would 100% throw paper balls and trip Viktor then look away whistling like it wasn't him, then 5 left and he stopped and told himself it was just because he didnt have time for it anymore (he felt bad). THEN ben died and Diego started getting angry at everyone and Viktor got the brunt of it - in the moment he convinced himself it was bc he didnt have to be there or go through it all, but later realized it was bc he didnt want to lose another sibling especially one he never really knew

3- i like to think that Allison and Viktor were best friends as little babies "we're girls we have to stick together" "eeew boys have cooties", but when they started their training Allison started getting too tired to play so they just talked and realized they didnt have a lot in common which she of course blamed on Vik (anger issues allison truther) and she would continue to say rude/snide comments up until she moved out

4- Klaus always hated being weaker than his siblings & would be mean to Viktor bc he was the only one weaker than him. Klaus and Viktor only started being friendly out because he heard Klaus crying one night and went to his room just to physically be there for him and Klaus started directing his anger to Reginald instead of his siblings. Once Klaus started drinking however they talked less and once ben died he started abusing drugs and pushed everyone (Viktor) out of his life

5- I want to imagine neither Five nor Viktor remember how they became friends, just that they always were until, yknow, 9/11

6- Ben would also just be generally rude to Viktor until one day he snuck into the bathroom during training to puke and Viktor (the empath he is) helped him to his room and started sneaking ben some anti-nausea meds Vik took when everyone else was out. After 5 left they grew both closer and more distant (you know exactly what i mean), until, yknow they hit the second tower

[maddie-sama]

So, I talk about Alutegra a lot on this godforsaken blog. It's what this blog was made for in the first place really.

And looking back on my thoughts about those two was very sexual. However, when they met, she was a young girl.

So my thoughts are it would've taken a while for him to gain her trust, even if he bowed to her and called her master from the get go. He is a monster, after all.

But I think she would be very conflicted over that, she has to be reminded in the anime that he is a monster.

So my theory, is he would be too hard to resist. 10 years just them, getting to know each other, poking their buttons to see what lights up. Always there, always watching, of course Integra would feel something other than "He's my slave, whatever."

She was begging him not to disappear/leave her. That, to me, is caring and shows how attached she is to him. So... ship or no ship, she is very tied to him as he is to her.

[thatonedragongirl]

Ok, here’s an LU idea:

Post-TotK, Wild finds that Time is having some trouble with him after hearing what happened, and Wild doesn’t understand why.

TotK spoilers beneath, you have been warned

Time is having trouble with the fact that Wild is mentioning things from his Hyrule.

Wild wakes up disoriented to realize that time has moved without him after he had a near-death encounter with Big Bad Dorf. He’s met with some dude named Rauru and now has a body (part) he doesn’t understand, and it seems like Hyrule doesn’t recognize him. He has to go find and gather the Sages, and receive a vow from them after completing a temple to awaken said Sage. And he has to go inside the Great Deku Tree to kill something that’s plaguing the forest. And it turns out Zelda is secretly a sage. And there’s time shenanigans. And Wild now has Gibdos? And poes?? And Like-Likes??? And FD’s Sword????

Sounds familiar, right?

Whatever happens, Time doesn’t like it because now he’s starting to see too much of himself in Wild, and that scares him because he doesn’t want Wild to go through what he has, and that pushes Time away

Wild doesn’t like that because he thinks the similarities should bring them together (or just because he doesn’t understand why Time isn’t looking him in the eye).

Edit: bonus points if Wild has Time’s hat that mysteriously went missing years ago

[dustcrumbs]

The context isn't even any better.. I want you to guess what it is.

Did you get it right at all?

LIAR. YOU DIDNT GUESS RIGHT. (MY room was hot that I was sweating from every part. The space between my ass was not dry either..)

Also ignore the name pretty please <3

[azmodeusjay]

The Magnus Arc

"... and then Jonah herded all the statements on the boat.."

[hiro--aoki]

Chat, I'm gonna head to bed early tonight

[trashgremlendoesart]

Try to spell pregnant with your eyes shut

I'll go first

Ptehenabr

[lucielovekj]

It’s so fucking hot I’m going to fucking die

[froaklown]

making angsty art is so fun dude i love angsty art

[chaos-ducks]

I love when I’m in the 2am mood at 11pm

I’m incoherent but ✨silly✨

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[okkeopii]

im mid writing an essay for uni and just suddenly realized june is soon which means riot MUST come through and give us jayvik crumbs i DEMAND IT

[earlykatgetsthesparrow]

okay last post then eeby time I promise