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Alistair, Leliana and Wynne: We are the most dedicated team who will defeat Archdemon. We will fight with Grey Warden by our side.

Warden: *takes the swamp witch, drunk dwarf and emotionless Quanari*

Warden: LET'S F*CKING GO!!!

*Alistair, Leliana and Wynne disapprove*

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*Middle of the fight. Miiko uses her fire to push enemies away*

Miiko: And that's a spell. Not some random fire and flowers of yours.

Erian: FIRE AND FLOWERS?!

*Erian rushes towards their enemies using fire, earth, air and water. Just... Erian's chaos. Then are a lot of muffled screams in pain from the distance*

Huang Hua: Miiko... Your boyfriend just used every main element to crush them.

Miiko: I know... Isn't he handsome?

Huang Hua: ...

Huang Hua: Girl...

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Me *making male mage Lavellan for 10th time in DA: I*: Okay, this time I'm gonna romance Dorian.

Cassandra: Tell me why we shouldn't kill you now.

Me: Oh, shit. Here we go again.

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Miiko: Did it hurt when you fell from the heaven?

Erian: Did you just call me Lucifer?

Miiko: ...

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Sweet Maker, she is jealous 😳

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At the end of The Stone Prisoner, when Shale stomped on chicken:

Warden: 😐

Shale: 😐

Warden: 😐

Shale: 😐

Warden: Wanna hang out sometimes?

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This one was about Leliana. Sorry Alistair, but my Warden's heart belongs to Morrigan.

Amateur translation: I don't know what to think about her. If you look at her, when she doesn't see you, she seems... Sad. I feel guilty for tearing her away from her life.

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Inquisitor: MAGES. DON'T. CHARGE.

Also Inquisitor: He, he. Spirit Blade goes ,,Bzz, bzz".

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Erian's sins:

- 12 murders

- arson

- numerous thefts

- a lot of fights

- hiding a criminal

Erian: Hell is waiting for me.

Lance: You're still better than me.

Miiko: Why do I like bad boys?

Erian: What?

Lance: What?

Miiko: What?

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*After Erian admited he is bisexual*

- You never know if you will be betrayed by a man or a woman. What do you think?

- You know... You have to choose one day.

- So... Do you like men or women?

- Okay, two days ago you went on a date with Miiko and today Lance invited you to practice... And they say Nevra is horny. What do you mean it's just a practice? Yeah... Sure...

- I heard bi means easy, so... HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

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Miiko: Wow.

Erian: And this is just from this week.

Miiko: Erian, it's monday evening.

Erian: Exactly.

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Me starting new playthrough in DA: I: Okay, this time I'm gonna let Morrigan drink from the Well of Sorrows.

Morrigan: Let me use it.

Me: Nuh-uh.

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Miiko: *fighting and arguing with her spoiled and rotten sister; she is winning*

Erian: She is gonna be a mother of my future kids.

Ezarel: What...

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*What others think will happen if Sik and Padme will be alone*

Sik: You know... Anakin don't need to find out about this and your bedroom is right there.

*What would actually happen*

Sik: Take just one step, I dare you. I have pepper spray and I don't f*cking care you are mother of my nephews. Got it?!

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Ezarel: How was Erian under anesthesia?

Ewelein: Very good, actually. He started singing Lund'Mullhingar's hymn.

Ezarel: ...

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Iron Bull: F*ck that dragon!

Inquisitor: Yes!

Iron Bull: Also, f*ck that dragon.

Inquisitor: NO!

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I had no idea I needed this in my life. OMG, it's so good 😩

AU where Anakin and Owen are actually brothers like we deserved in the films. Nothing about the plot changes it just makes everything like 20% sadder. (Plus space wizard farmer family shenanigans).

I honestly believe half-brother Owen could give Anakin enough of a reality check for this to be a fix-it au LOL

(commission info // tip jar!)

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I just started (testing optimalization) Veilguard and here are my predictions.