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"not all men" you're right, clark kent would never do this

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clark having a debate club winner trophy but crashing out two minutes into an interview with lois is so funny

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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Stoopid stuff based on a meme I saw on Pinterest I wanted to draw!!

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i loved kypto sm he truly was The Dog Ever

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“if you look up fumbling the bag in the dictionary, it’s gonna be a picture of matt murdock, dude”

saw a tiktok where the tiktoker had begun daredevil and went “the baddies are handed to [matt] on a silver platter and every time, he smacks the platter out of the lord’s hands” 😭

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saw a tiktok where the tiktoker had begun daredevil and went “the baddies are handed to [matt] on a silver platter and every time, he smacks the platter out of the lord’s hands” 😭

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When Superman bursts into Lex's office and he's like "we finally meet" what???? You hate him so much you've orchestrated a WAR and you stalk the people who comp him FALAFEL and you stole his DNA TO CLONE HIM but you've never actually met??? You're just in a parasocial relationship. With Superman????

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She showed up at the last minute still drunk to pick up her dog after a week of partying off planet, called Superman a bitch, and left. I love her already.

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glasses are the sluttiest thing a man could wear.

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i love how most mattfoggy fights basically boil down to foggy saying “hey i care about you and want you to be safe and happy” and matt going “foggy the city NEEDS me to kill myself”

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Karen Page is stronger than me because if I saw Matt Murdock doing that slutty pathetic sexy open-mouth, leaning-on-the wall begging I would do whatever he asked

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Y’all this is my lawyer I’m in trouble😭😭

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Matt Murdock loosening his tie #forscience

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