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astarion deserves many things but we're gonna start with a factory reset

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Baldur's Gate 3 Character Development Questions:

1: Where in the Faerûn is your Tav from?

2: What is your character's alignment?

3: Race and subclass?

4: If your Tav was a companion, where would they be found?

5: Dark Urge or no?

6: What companion are you platonically close with?

7: Romantically close with?

8: Who are they suspicious of?

9: Is your Tav from Baldur's Gate? Why are they travelling there?

10: Are they proficient in playing any instruments?

11: Weapon of choice?

12: What is their orientation?

13: What are their thoughts on killing? Is it a necessary evil or do they enjoy it?

14: What hobbies does your Tav have?

15: What NPC's do they like? Which one's do they dislike?

16: Do they have a favorite creature in the Faerûn?

17: Do they enjoy life as an adventurer?

18: What would your Tav be doing if they weren't kidnapped on the Nautiloid?

19: How do you think they'll meet they're end?

20: Would they destroy the elder brain or control it?

21: What is your Tav's favorite spell?

22: What languages is your character fluent in?

23: What do they do after the absolute crisis?

24: Does your character believe in the afterlife?

25: What arcana major best represents your Tav?

26: What animal best represents your Tav?

27: What was their life like before the events of BG3?"

28: Is your character the de facto leader of the party? Or do they consider someone else to be the leader?

29: Does your Tav want to utilize the tadpole powers or not?

30: What's your favorite thing about your Tav?

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Words which make you burst into tears

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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yes, in all ways including physical

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Ask for the ghost of pleasant words to return and ye shall receive.

I hope your back is never sore and that you see an excellently fluffy cloud today.

Back to the void, farewell

I have the posture of a vulture, ghost, my back is fucked :( but thank you for your kind words

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meet my bg3 tavs! in order- livia (my self insert tav), nox, ledi, and freya

livia - half high elf bardbarian with a lyre

nox - sword and board tiefling fighter

ledi - oath of devotion paladin/fighter protector aasimar

freya - outlander ranger wood elf

some other fav shots of them below the cut! i'm so proud, i make pretty tavs*

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🍍: Where does your OC feel most comfortable? 🍰: What's something your OC counts as unforgivable?

🍍: I’d say in front of an audience! They love to perform and nothing gives them more pleasure than being in the limelight. Utter extrovert & attention-junkie.

🍰: violence to the innocent. They understand that it can be a dirty job serving justice, but hurting people unnecessarily is a big no-no. You can improve their approval of you by rescuing children and choosing kind options to friendly NPCS.

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🍓🍩🍻 for whomever you feel like talking about the most!

🍓: they love the smell of facepaint!! It always reminds them of performing and that’s what they love most.

🍩: a crime they’re most likely to commit is probably possession of illegal goods or smuggling, seeing as they work for the Zhents. (And they have committed these crimes before)

🍻: their comfort ritual is probably cuddling up with scratch or the owlbear, or maybe getting one of the critters to lay on their feet to warm them up while they play with their lute. just something to take their mind of everything for a while.

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The ghost of pleasant words returns.

I hope you see a very nice cat or perhaps a lizard if you enjoy those, and that you have a warm drink of your choice at a quiet moment in the day.

Back to the void,

-Ghost

wait, come back —! I love you —!!!!

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I need everyone to see this

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Likes me a man that can cook

🥰 yet another Senshi because I’m enamored w that dwarf

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Odd OC ASKS

🍇: What sort of friend are they? Where are they in the group dynamic?

🍉: Does your OC have a particular piece of jewellery that they always wear or refuse to part with?

🍋: What is your OC's most painful memory?

🍍: Where does your OC feel most comfortable?

🍎: Do they share any features or traits with any family members?

🍑: What sort of traits does your OC look for in a Significant Other?

🍒: Has Your OC had their first kiss yet? If so, with who?

🍓: Does your OC have any particular scents they like? Or hate?

🍆: Does your OC have any favourite form of affection, physical or otherwise?

🌽: How does this OC feel about acts of affection? What's their favourite act of affection, physical or emotional?

🍰: What's something your OC counts as unforgivable?

🎂: Has your OC have any contradictory interests or traits to the first preception people have of the? How do they surprise people?

🍪: What is something that's sentimental to you OC?

🍩: What's a crime your OC is most likely to commit? What's a crime they're most likely to get arrested for?

🍫: Where does your OC go to think?

🍾: Does your OC believe in luck? If so, do they have any charm or ritual they do before a stressful event?

🍷: What's one of your OC's pet peeves concerning food?

🍹: Does your OC have any funny anecdotes told about them?

🍻: What's your OC's favourite comfort ritual? How do they calm themselves down after a rough day?

🥃: If your OC was in this universe, what would be their favourite show/book/band/social media platform?

🍕: How does an OC spend a lazy day?

🍔: Are there any recent trends you think your OC would hate? Or love?

🍟: What does your OC admit to be their guilty pleasure? What actually is their guilty pleasure?

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reblog if you'd make dinner for prev.

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Gia and Astarion kissin

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People will be like Kim and Harry is a bunk pairing because Kim deserves better than Harry.

Which like sure probably but Kim isn't gonna get better than Harry and you gotta take it from Kim's pov.

You're a 43 year old gay cop who's blind without his glasses, has back problems, wears historical cosplay to work, is a consummate professional who's married to his car and takes way too much pleasure in being a party pooper.

You're not exactly prime dating material and on top of that there's probably a lot of racist weirdos out there in the dating pool you're getting sick of bumping into.

But then up and saunters this sloppy ass bear, he's a weirdo and a fucking absolute mess who can't even remember what money is, but he's an incredibly intelligent and talented detective.

he's also weirdly kind if not incredibly creepy but he makes you laugh and gets you to enjoy yourself when you normally wouldn't and then all of a sudden he is absolutely enamoured with you, transfixed even, who thinks you're not only too good for him, but you're deserving of the best possible person and he recognizes this and he's desperately willing to do literally anything to be good enough for you. And you're over here thinking about how you've been settling for less than your worth and at least this wet dog of a man is not only recognizing your worth but seeing you as more valuable than you've ever dared to see yourself.