avoicecallsfromthereciever

[avoicecallsfromthereciever]

“Thank you for choosing option 4. I now have the legal right to actually talk as a person. Woo.. ahem- so. What would you like to talk about?” -📞

The thing straightens it’s posture and dusts off it’s suit, staring at you.. expectantly, if not with an undertone of some sort of grudge.

Rrrinngggg…. Rrrrriiiiinngggg…

[avoicecallsfromthereciever]

“Good evening, and welcome back to the deepsea metro.

You are not supposed to be here.

Anyhow. Back to business..

As i’m sure you know, i am here to aid in your travel across the metro. So, here are our current options and how to access them. Press 1 for travel, press 2 for tests, press 3 for HELP ME I’M BEING FOLLOWED- if you wish to engage in conversation with this employee press 4.. and if you just interacted with this employee on accident and don’t want anything press 5. Thank you for choosing the deepsea metro.” -📞

The supposed ´´telephone´´’s voice rang out from under the mask, feminine and surprisingly calm for someone who looks like a deranged mass murderer. It’s head twists slightly to an angle, like some sort of curious dog, It clasps it’s metal hands together infront of it, making a soft clicking noise. Awaiting your response patiently.

Rrrinngggg…. Rrrrriiiiinngggg…

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Theyre kissing

Ooc post:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Mwahahahahaha

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Ooc post:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Mwahahahahaha

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🧢 - Dude, I totally tried to dump it, but Telly's all like, 'Not today!' She’s stashing it in some storage unit, but we’ve been totally ignoring it! So, like, that's something, right?

📞 - …..

Standing tall, Eight stares at the… phone..? sanitized..? Whatever this.. thing may be, they stare it down, before silently approaching and picking up the phone.

📞- Welcome back to the deepsea metro, Contestant 10,008..

T-Zauce skates in, hopping off his skateboard and catching it, allmost falling and bashing his head in on a wall in the process.

🧢 - YO YO YO, EIGHTY-EIGHT!! Dude, it's been eons! Check it, the metro’s totally rad now! We even ditched those wicked 8-balls!

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=> A small phone suddenly drops in front of you, with no owner seemingly in sight. It starts ringing.

=> Do you answer?

Bold of you to assume it knows how to… ah fuck it. I’ll do it for it. Beep!

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📞 - The telephone.

🧢 - No ya ain’t, c’mon Si-

Telly glares at T-Zauce

🧢 - Dude, chillax! It's just your name, man! Why you gotta be all secretive about it, bro?

📞 - You know EXACTLY why.

🧢 - ..Whatever, I’m T-Zauce, or [CONTEMPORARY_SPEECH_MODE] if that rings a bell! Rad to see ya again! And, like, my bad for all the gnarly stuff that rusty old phone put you through, dude.

Standing tall, Eight stares at the… phone..? sanitized..? Whatever this.. thing may be, they stare it down, before silently approaching and picking up the phone.

📞- Welcome back to the deepsea metro, Contestant 10,008..

T-Zauce skates in, hopping off his skateboard and catching it, allmost falling and bashing his head in on a wall in the process.

🧢 - YO YO YO, EIGHTY-EIGHT!! Dude, it's been eons! Check it, the metro’s totally rad now! We even ditched those wicked 8-balls!

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Standing tall, Eight stares at the… phone..? sanitized..? Whatever this.. thing may be, they stare it down, before silently approaching and picking up the phone.

📞- Welcome back to the deepsea metro, Contestant 10,008..

T-Zauce skates in, hopping off his skateboard and catching it, allmost falling and bashing his head in on a wall in the process.

🧢 - YO YO YO, EIGHTY-EIGHT!! Dude, it's been eons! Check it, the metro’s totally rad now! We even ditched those wicked 8-balls!

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📞 - Hello and- cough gag oh sorry for that- cough ah- ok. Er.. welcome to the Deepsea metro! Are you here for travel or are you here to volunteering our tests? Press 1 for travel, press 2 for tests,

Rrrinngggg…. Rrrrriiiiinngggg…

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📞 - good luck…

Rrrinngggg…. Rrrrriiiiinngggg…

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📞 - Thank you, contestant 19,036, for joining the family!

The thing chokes and gags before coughing and sputtering as a small device and metro card fall out from under it’s face.. mask.. thing and onto the floor. The telephone picks these up and cleans them off before handing them to you.

📞 - These are your CQ-80 and CQ card, make sure to keep them with you and keep in mind that damage done to any given testing equipment will result in a fine not exceeding 700$. The metro car will be arriving soon. Thank you for choosing the Deepsea Metro.

Beep.

Rrrinngggg…. Rrrrriiiiinngggg…

[avoicecallsfromthereciever]

📞 - Hello and welcome to the Deepsea metro! Are you here for travel or are you here to volunteering our tests? Press 1 for travel, press 2 for tests,

Rrrinngggg…. Rrrrriiiiinngggg…

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🧢 - The name’s T-Zauce, the flyest dude in the metro, bro!

📞 - You may call me the telephone, or… ´´telly´´ if you prefer to use a nickname.

"HAIII ^_^ where the shell am I???? Can't seem to find an exit could you guide me to one!?" - The Inkling smiles fiddling with their hands nervous its obvious they don't know who this telephone cephalopod is dressed in an old yellow puffer coat umderarmor and snow boots and ski goggles an odd thing to wear in this place

- @cuttlefish-cabin

🧢 - Yo, we can TOTES do that, homeslice! I’ll take you to the closest exit, no prob! But I gotta hit up the trusty cell first… she’s got the keys to freedom, ya feel me?

T-Zauce fingerguns you before walking over to Telly. Which, despite it’s own annoyance, hands him keys to the nearest exit. He gives it a bump to the arm and grind, clearly happy he’s making a friend, to which it responds with… well. It doesn’t do much.

He turns back to you.

🧢 - Yo, I got the keys, you ready to roll, bro?

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"HAIII ^_^ where the shell am I???? Can't seem to find an exit could you guide me to one!?" - The Inkling smiles fiddling with their hands nervous its obvious they don't know who this telephone cephalopod is dressed in an old yellow puffer coat umderarmor and snow boots and ski goggles an odd thing to wear in this place

- @cuttlefish-cabin

🧢 - Yo, we can TOTES do that, homeslice! I’ll take you to the closest exit, no prob! But I gotta hit up the trusty cell first… she’s got the keys to freedom, ya feel me?

T-Zauce fingerguns you before walking over to Telly. Which, despite it’s own annoyance, hands him keys to the nearest exit. He gives it a bump to the arm and grind, clearly happy he’s making a friend, to which it responds with… well. It doesn’t do much.

He turns back to you.

🧢 - Yo, I got the keys, you ready to roll, bro?

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quick que§tiøn, i§ the §¤nitized ink §uppø§ed tø hurt me?;

it ju§t... døe§n't, ¤nd §mell§ like chlørine;

🧢 - Yo! That is.. concerning! Better go to CQ and ask to get checked out by an on-site medical professional!

📞 - Hello. No, the sanitized ink is in fact not meant to hurt you on a regular day-to-day setting. If you come in contact with sanitized ink without a direct order to do so, report the leakage or otherwise to a nearby staff member.

Thank you for choosing the deepsea metro.

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Ooc post butCan someone please ask these 2 some stuff please please please on my knees begging