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I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid
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TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???
DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!
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#POST TITS
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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Im— I'm scared
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saw the most whimsical ass tree in my life and I had to draw his face
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Update for those of you not on Twitter: Elon is taking the feedback for the whole “checkmark for $8 a month” well
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the commercial bots work hard
How the commercial is shot
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GUYS GUYS I’M SO HIGH THAT I’M THINKING THAT PROBABLY THE REASON WHY KING ELDRED DIDN’T CARE BALEKIN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM WAS BECAUSE OF CARDAN’S PROPHECY, HE THOUGHT CARDAN WAS GOING TO DESTROY THE CROWN BEFORE CROWNING BALEKIN AND GUUUUUYSS HE WAS SO CHILL
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somewhere in the world
a mother is singing her baby a lullaby for the first time, a shelter cat is going home with an excited family, a kid is starting the first pages of what will be their favorite book series, a couple in a long engagement is finally having their wedding, a gardener is stepping outside to see their produce flourishing and almost ready to be picked, a father is becoming a grandfather eager to hold his new little love, a teenager is putting the keys into their first car, someone is moving on from a break up and walking past a place they used to go with their ex without feeling an ache, a patient is taking their first steps forward after a long surgery, a child is getting all giddy with anticipation for their birthday party
because life all around us is beautiful even though there is chaos and sorrow that can often overshadow it.
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I think Hans Christian Andersen’s unhappy love life was less because he was bisexual and more because he was a weirdo.
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d&d be like
the characters: under no circumstances do i want to discuss my past, my trauma, my mental state or any other personal issues
the players: Somebody Please Interrogate My Child
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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row
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I love how jude could have been one of the "I could fix him" girlies but was mentally ill enough to be a "I'll be even worse than him" girlie.
We really gave Cardan redemption because it was his drinking versus jude going on killing sprees and hiding bodies???
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still makes me laugh that cardan exiled jude and then was upset when she didn’t come home
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still makes me giggle that Madoc explicitly assures Jude that she's not a killer like two seconds after she buried Valerian's body... how did he feel when she went on her lil girlboss killing spree.
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Cardan, book 1: I think of you. Often. It's disgusting and I can't stop. Now kill me, please.
Cardan, book 3: It is YOU I love. My heart is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours. *runs out of the room*
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i love you insane, unhinged female characters who fuck everything up. i love you female rage that ruins everything else. i love you evil women who don't give a shit.
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