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"...That is not such a bad idea."

"Perhaps go out and find a nice murder mystery to dive into?"

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/ FALLS, UNCONSCIOUS, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MAGNUS

[Casually pokes with stick.]

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A sigh. ”I have no idea what to bloody do when I’m not working.” Maybe I should walk down there and get a case or something to look over.

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A sigh. "I have no idea what to bloody do when I'm not working." Maybe I should walk down there and get a case or something to look over.

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"Ah, no. I just-- You are the first.. blue person I've met." A pause. "Is that normal?"

"Is there a problem?"

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"Right."

[❄—      “Of course.”

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"Ah, hello... You do know you're blue, yes?"

[❄—      “… Hello.”

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Sentence Meme sentences

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

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ooc; I'm going to get replies done tomorrow~ Other than that, goodnight for now~

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Letting out a small sigh, Magnus ran a hand through his hair. "I am not quite sure what to say. Though I agree, it does sound bloody ridiculous... Of course, if it makes you feel better, I understood what you meant."

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"I know, I know. At this point, I’m beginning to question my own sanity… I mean, I’m absolutely certain I’ve played Magnus in Wallander, yet now that you’re actually here and I’m saying it to you, it sounds ridiculous…"

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"Uh... Have you, maybe, hit your head? Because in all honesty, you must have an idea of how bloody ridiculous that sounds."

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"How am I gonna put this? Uh… I’m an actor and I’ve been playing this character named Magnus Martinsson in a televition series, but he’s supposed to be fictional, yet here you are and I just can’t- I can’t get my mind on how that’s even possible."

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Raising his hands in surrender, almost mockingly, Magnus let out a small sigh of indifference. "Well, you know, if you so called Gods decided to ever show your face around here, I believe that more people would take part in believing that you actually exist." The young detective wasn't exactly one for religions and Gods and all that, so he was very indifferent in this whole situation. And if the other truly was  the God he said he was, well, then Magnus might actually be inclined to believe him. He didn't know, exactly what he was inclined to do. Again, he wasn't a religious type... At least not fully.

The blond was silent for a little while, before he continued to speak. "It is nice to meet you, Loki." He replied, not even commenting on the fact the other turned blue -- which was really actually cool mind himself -- and tilted his head to the side. "Well, that isn't nice, is it?"

Loki's eyes narrowed and he shook his head quickly. Of course he was faced with another skeptic and anger started to run through him. "You mortals act as if you know the secrets of the universe," he finally growled, "Your kind has forgotten the truth in the legends of old and have surrendered instead to the belief in one God to rule all."

Slowly, Loki shifted to his Jotun form, glaring at the other man. "I am Loki, born on Jotunheim and raised on Asgard. Born to be a king, but cast aside like a dog."

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"...Um.."

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"Well, yes, I mean… This is actually not even possible. God, I think I need a minute…"

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