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my bf to the cat: you’ve got to stop using your little stupid hands for evil

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“I should have kissed you then,” Aziraphale whispered against the corner of Crowley’s mouth. Crowley turned his head to capture Aziraphale’s lips with his own, and for a moment they were both lost in the closeness of the moment.

He broke away and Crowley whimpered in protest. “On the wall,” he murmured against salt skin. “On the Ark.” He brought their foreheads together. “In Ro-mmph.” Crowley angled his head up to steal the words from his mouth, but Aziraphale wasn’t finished yet.

He buried his face into Crowley’s shoulder, his lips moving against the juncture of skin at the base of his neck. “When we made the Arrangement.” He wanted a taste of those lips again, and moved his head up to do so. “At the Church.”

“Aziraphale,” Crowley sighed, simultaneously sounding both fond and exasperated.

“At the bus stop. I definitely should have kissed you then.” He could feel Crowley shaking with silent laughter beneath him.

“Would you rather go on about all the times you should have kissed me, or would you actually like to kiss me now?” Crowley asked, his tone so, so warm.

Aziraphale pretended to consider. “…At the Ritz.”

Crowley kissed his way along Aziraphale’s jawline. “You’re impossible.”

Aziraphale smiled. “You love it.”

“I do,” Crowley agreed, kissing him again. “I really, really do.”

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Adhd culture is impulsively creating a duo lingo account and being very committed only to completely forget about it a week later

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Here is my piece for @itsagoodomenszine ✨ I had a ton of fun with it, thank you so much for having me~! 🥰

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if youre lgbtq+ take this quiz and see what color you got

i got #7fffd4 which is aquamarine !

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i want everyone to know that i still love good omens with all my heart

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not to hate ableism and ignorance on main but if ur child tells u that they dont understand smth and didnt think to do smth thats ""common sense"" and ur reaction is 'i shouldnt HAVE to tell u to do that' or 'but u should KNOW this' instead of trying to clarify what u expect and being patient w them then please for the love of god do some fucking research on ur kids adhd/autism or literally any mental illness/disorder before making them spend 18 yrs of their life convincing themselves that theyre just an annoyance to everyone for not understanding things like others do

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I know I ask for food money all the time but this is the last time I'll ask for donations this year I want to buy some frozen chicken so if anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it

Cashapp: $cmder

Venmo: eseal

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Finally.

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Goodbye Lads im heading to the north pole!

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Good Omens (2019)     *inspired by this

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Act in Kindness. U ___ U ✨✨ 

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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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Yo, consider donating to Wikipedia, reasons for why they mainly point out for themselves, but they really aren’t asking for much. With so few good companies left that honestly want to help their people and spread knowledge instead of selling us to advertisers, lets try to keep them afloat! I don’t care if you use them to remember something about a character from your favorite series, or for learning about actors, or getting a more comprehensible summary for whatever your teacher was talking about in class. Please help keep this sorce of information available for everyone!