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P03: So if you were a machine would you want legs or wheels?

You: Idk I'd have to think about it. Why?

P03: ...no reason

So here's the thing. If P03 did like you, he wouldn't accept your eventual death as an inferior organic being. Not if he has anything to say about it. You've seen the M3atB0t. The Mycologists will do crazy experiments for him. You're getting Plasma Jimmy'd.

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So here's the thing. If P03 did like you, he wouldn't accept your eventual death as an inferior organic being. Not if he has anything to say about it. You've seen the M3atB0t. The Mycologists will do crazy experiments for him. You're getting Plasma Jimmy'd.

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Underrated Ap-Sap line. Imagine trying to stretch a ski mask over his stupid orb body.

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"Ohh okay so you would like date Wheatley if he was a human or something"

no. the ball.

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Found an ancient self ship doodle. The paper this was on is from nearly 10 years ago.

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mario kart world dlc

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what is my problem

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i don’t understand people who love a problematic character but get angry when people mention the evil things that character did. like, that’s your man! he’s proud he did all that, support his hobbies!

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Go to the mattress store with Wheatley and he'd mention "testing them out " but he doesn't mean it in a suggestive way. He literally wants you to place him on each and every mattress to see how comfortable they are. Maybe drop him from a small height so he can bounce wheeeee

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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

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yaay

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The part where...

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Having both the Wheatley plush and a cat has me saying things like, "Please be nice to Wheatley! Please don't bite Wheatley!"

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Wheatley spaghetsi

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oh god

I'm the Hot Topic wannabe and Wheatley's the blue gumball son of a bitch

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