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[axia-at-paldea]

ooc post, go check @viera-may-in-emerdon 's latest post to see why

Final update:

No Mimiplio. Monty's wearing a suit, anf Ium is a twin to Lavande's Maxax from @ghosts-and-drills .

[axia-at-paldea]

"Damn, we got lost in that cave a while.. Melty, you could have told us that one gem was in a really stupidly complex cave!"

Thou hath SHAMBLED mine suite!

Well, I never said it was too complex for me.

"Ugh, fair.. Anyway, how long were we in there? We sure Area Zero is still safe?"

[axia-at-paldea]

//not much for me to say, but right now im hyperfixating on things so no blog updates for a bit

//UUH DISREGARDING THE FEW DAYS IDLE

[axia-at-paldea]

"Umm.. what's going on, Scoundrel? I only just woke up.."

Doth thou want prying eyes away, mine Lord?

what is with people fucking trying to pry today

Hnnnggg

[axia-at-paldea]

Hi!!! What's Area Zero like? I have yet to visit Paldea someday ^^;

[@moondreamscape]

"Well, in honest terms, under all the clouds, it's kinda nice. Lonely, but nice. If people were looking for a hideout from all the cults, evil teams and the like, I would strongly suggest Area Zero! But.. Getting OUT of Area Zero's a nightmare. We had an Umbreon fall in once and we Team Revolution folk struggled for about a month to get 'em out. Plus, there's the whole thing that Area Zero is watched, so you have to make your own tunnels to sneak in and out."

"And the rest of Paldea.. From what I've heard, it's mostly school kids. Naranja Uva, and probably something else, if I remember right. Lots of untouched land, only small pockets of civilization. But the students are often just.. Wandering the region, or taking air taxis to get around faster."

[axia-at-paldea]

//hai! rb if u want a ask/question from cresselia. ^^

[axia-at-paldea]

"Monty? C-could you deliver these to the lady who made your original suit? I-it's better s-she gets c-compensation, even if it's late."

Thou shalt hath thee parcel sente! Not rain, nor thunder, nor snow, nor heatwave, shalt stop me!

"Heh..that means yes.. Go on, my lovely little shakesneaselian."

[axia-at-paldea]

Hey guys let’s do another one of these ask games

Send 👁️👄👁️ in the inbox of the person reblogging this to receive lighthearted slander (or libel?)

No clue if this was done before but I figured it might be funny and help some people cope with the horrors™️

[axia-at-paldea]

Lore post, also ooc

Axia refuses to evolve because she'd have to undergo a day of extreme pain, but she will force herself to evolve if she feels it is ABSOLUTELY necessary.

//but if you really want her to evolve, you can pm and discuss some high stakes thing.

[axia-at-paldea]

"Nah.. Kept it under control. Don't really wanna evolve anyway, hurts too much."

"Thank Arc, that's the end of them evolution pains.. But my head feels.. ugh.. a bit more painful than usuall.."

Axia, Lord Scoundrel doth give you these paineslayers. Please, thou must use them, o'erwise pain shall bitter forfeit of vain fantasy.

"Thanks Monty.."

[axia-at-paldea]

"Thank Arc, that's the end of them evolution pains.. But my head feels.. ugh.. a bit more painful than usuall.."

Axia, Lord Scoundrel doth give you these paineslayers. Please, thou must use them, o'erwise pain shall bitter forfeit of vain fantasy.

"Thanks Monty.."

[axia-at-paldea]

//not much to say, not much i feel like doing

//might, idk, fuck around and see how it goes if Axia gets possessed, just to spice things up.

//but like, today feels like a 'not much to see, not much to do, welcome to Ohio, the unscented candle' kinda day to me

[axia-at-paldea]

Thou art naught but common filth, you egg.

Monty, why did you take that egg and roast it?

To strangle my frustration o'er Axia refusing help doth be percing mine heart with an arrow, for I must puff it away from thence it came.

That's.. actually something sensible of you. Fair enough.

[axia-at-paldea]

KNVFDJKNCSJK DSJSKC SDKNCS KXKDJCSKJNCKDX

[axia-at-paldea]

I think it's important to mention that this is an ANTI-MAIN CHARACTER blog!!! If you're the chosen one of prophecy and the world seems to bend to your will and you beat everyone in your path with no cares at all, I WILL BLOCK YOU!! This is a blog for normal people who deal with normal things! And you SUCK!!!!!

[axia-at-paldea]

"Nnnnnnnngkgmgjfn ........EVLTTN PNNN. , , , , WY T HRURY S MCH"

Legible: "nnnnnnnngkgmgjfn... EVOLUTION PAINS. WHY IT HURTS SO MUCH!?"

[axia-at-paldea]

That would be good. We're currently based in Paldea, in Area Zero, but I and Melteon will quite happily drag Axia over with our drills and ice if you want, but only if she insists she's okay.

Pelipper mail, delivered by a Sneasel in a 15th century noble's suit.

It's a very mismatched piece of paper, with writing swapping between a very posh and okay writing at random, sent directly to the HEMFA clinic.

Paper: "Art thou capable of procuring treatments for skull injuries whi ch has been treated with highly improvised items? Our trainer, Axia, is a Human-Dunsparce hybrid, and her skull is much thicker than a human's, but somebody managed to crack it open a few months back and since, we've been TRYING to keep her health up. Although, her health hath been hit with more headaches than thou can see o'er her smiles. We doth wa_ we would like to get slme advice from you, or drag Axia to your clinic ourselves, because she's trying to insist she's okay."

I mean if you want to draw her, feel free to, but you don't have to.

@axia-at-paldea 's Monty and Ium

We would have to schedule an appointment for something like that, make sure we have all the right equipment and such, but we can give it a good look over.