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Hindus revere cows as being sacred. The rest of the world kills and eats cows on an enormous scale. No holy war waged, props to them…
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I need someone who's okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.
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I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing
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Everyone learns and grows at a different pace. Don’t compare yourself to the people ahead of you & Don’t rush people behind you.
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Meeting with all my rapper friends
Me: First of all I wanna thank Fetty Wap for bringing this nice bottle of 1738 for us to share.
Fetty Wap: Hey What's Up Hello
Me: Anyways, I called this meeting because--
*Drake walks in, dragging Meek Mill with a leash.*
Me: Um...
Tupac: That's messed up man.
Me: Tupac? I thought you were dead!
Tupac: Death is an illusion. So is life. I transcend all realms of existence.
Me: I think I drank too much 1738--
Meek Mill: *Barks*
Me: Shit, did he really just--
Drake: I trained him well.
Me: Jeez...
Frank Ocean: Drake, I think you have some serious psychological issues you need to--
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP FRANK YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK UNTIL YOUR NEW ALBUM COMES OUT
Eminem: Did I mention I can rhyme words with orange?
Me: Yes Eminem, and we're all very proud of you, but there's something seriously wrong here we need to talk about.
Meek: *mouths "help me"*
Me: OK, will someone just call Nicki? This is out of control.
Childish Gambino: I like Asian women.
Everyone: We know, Donald.
Drake: Why are you guys being so hard on me? I mean, didn't Kendrick kill someone?
Kendrick: No, that symbolizes me blaming myself for the murder of my friend Dave, as well as the proverbial death of my childhood due to my experiences growing up in Compton.
Me: Wow I love you Kendrick. Thank you for making sense here while everyone--
Kendrick: THIS DICK AIN'T FREE
Me: Cmon man, I know that song symbolizes how you've been used by the rap industry but now's really not the time
Iggy: I'm so--
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU'RE AWFUL
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Zodiac Leo Facts. For more interesting facts on the zodiac signs, click here.
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If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
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Big birthday shoutouts to all the Leos out there!
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You don’t meet people by accident
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hindoo problems: when you misread ram🐑 as ram🙏🏽
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