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Lost Fic #317

1. I found a Fic through a fanart here on Tumblr, essentially crowley and aziraphale own a cottage together and try and fail to beak bread the human way, they then go on a stargazing date and aziraphale miracles it so crowley can see the stars, its not NSFW or anything like that they don't kiss or anything but the ones people have been saying it is do have those tags. it's 5 chapters, I believe, and I can not find it anywhere, beautifully written too. - anon

2. Hi! I lost a fic that I can’t find. It was a human au where Crowley is a professional sub who worked with Tracy and they were teaching Az to Dom, specifically with impact play. I think it was part of a series but I’m not sure. I remember a bunch of little details like A and C having snuggys for after and how Crowley thought over the knee was too intimate for a first scene. If you could help that would be great! Idk how to search for it. Thanks! - anon

3. Hello lovely mods! I’m so greatly for all the hard work you do! I’ve been looking for a specific fic for a while now and I hope you can help. I read it on Ao3 over a year ago. It’s a post S1 fic, S2 non-compliant. I can’t remember where it’s set but Azi and Crowley aren’t in London. They are walking across a bridge and Azi mentions wishing it was snowing. Crowley miracles it to snow, causing Azi to realize Crowley is always doing what he asks him and they confess their love to each other. There’s also a scene where Crowley miracles them visions of historical locations they didn’t witness together??? They didn’t time travel but he made it seem like they were there. At the end I’m pretty sure they visit their future cottage. It was such a fluffy fic and I’ve been thinking about it since I read it. - @prof-chillvibes

4. Hello all! First of all, thank you so much for everything you do for the fandom. Whether it's helping us find a fic we lost, providing us with specific recommendations for our odd requests, or just providing us with perfectly compiled lists to browse . . . you are all awesome and we appreciate the work you do! Secondly, I was wondering if you could help me find a fic? I haven't read it, but the summary sounded great and now, because I clicked the wrong thing, it's lost to the ether. I remember the summary started "Eden has fallen" and it seemed to be a story about a collapsing environment where scientists have created two sentient robot/creatures whose names are made from numbers (and who are actually Crowley and Aziraphale) to sort out the problem. I know the request is vague, but help to find it would be appreciated. - @tamsinwriting

5. Hello. I have been looking for a fanfic I've been having trouble finding by myself. It doesn't help that I keep going down rabbit holes and reading unrelated fics. So if anyone could help me, that would be freat. To be honest, with how hard it's been for me to find the fic I'm looking for, I'm starting to think I imagined the whole thing, but I SWEAR to myself that I did read this fic. Anyway, here is what I know about the fic. In this fanfic, Aziraphale creates a lot of art of Crowley. Of course as an immortal, he has to deal with losing his art because so many things just don’t last forever. Aziraphale also has to deal with hiding his art from Heaven, especially since his art focuses on Crowley. The fic also mentioned something about angels not being allowed to keep material possessions. At one point, a house that Aziraphale used to keep his art was destroyed after being away for a long time, and that leaves him devastated. Years later, Aziraphale finds out that his work has been given to a  museum. At one point, Crowley sees all the art of himself and learns that Aziraphale made all of them.  I don’t remember how it ends, but I think Crowley does end up stealing back all of Aziraphale’s art from the museum. I tried going to Reddit to find this fic and I haven't been able to find it yet. I did read some great recs! Still if anyone can find the fic I'm looking for, I would really appreciate it. - @bavi0801

If you know any of these fics please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)

- Mod D

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Anyone have a list of fantasy AUs they’d recommend?

We have loads of fics on our #fantasy au tag, so jump straight into the recommendations! Here are more to add...

The Village Dragon by Kirathaune (T)

A small Welsh village has a dragon problem, so they come to the Wizard Aziraphale for help.

The Lone Rogue & His Unexpected Companion by atearaday (T)

'The Lone Rogue & His Unexpected Companion', Aziraphale's new favorite book, depicts the endeavors of Anthony J. Crowley, a Half-Elf-Half-Tiefling rogue living in Faerûn. When Crowley arrives at the village of Tadfield, a tale about people disappearing at night finds its way to his pointy red ears, and he decides to investigate it. As Nina comes to consult him about the girlfriend she had not seen in several days, Aziraphale closes the book and goes back to his daily life in Soho, working at his bookshop where one can not shop. On the next morning, Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death's doors don't open during its opening hours. While lamenting the fact that his friends are not around and his fictional crush is, unfortunately, fictional—Aziraphale, who has always had a tendency of getting immersed in the stories he was reading... Follows a light that leads him to meet none other than his fictional crush, in what appears to be, despite the improbability, real life.

drain the whole sea by nobirdstofly (E)

While walking near his seaside cottage one night, Aziraphale stumbles across an injured man clutching a torn sealskin on the beach. He's read this story before and he knows how it ends, but it's too easy to invite the beautiful stranger into his home and offer to put his mending skills to good use. Maybe the fairytales of love and loss have got it all wrong.

End of the World? Put a Quest on It! by ZehWulf (M)

"Why do you seem so displeased that I’ve broached the subject?” Aziraphale asked warily. “We may not get on, but I’m not suggesting we work together-together. Merely pursue our own lines of inquiry and meet up to exchange information. I think we’ll stand a better chance of finding something if we’re able to supplement any oral histories with archived ones.” “Yeah, exactly,” Crowley said testily. “That all makes a fantastic amount of sense. I’m pissed because it was supposed to be me asking you to get off your prissy high horse for two seconds to lower yourself to work with me—for the sake of the world,” Crowley bitched. OR Two elf mages, both alike in relative lack of dignity, are forced to lay aside a decades-long bitter rivalry to go on a not-so-epic quest to find a book that will, supposedly, help to save the world (someday). A whole lot of tragi-comic arguing and D&D-flavored nonsense ensues.

The Demon's Tutor by SilvorMoon (T)

Aziraphale was born with the "mark of the angels" - a gift for purification and dispelling evil. He's just been hired to act as tutor and guardian to Crowley, scion of a noble family. Crowley labors under a family curse: someday he will transform into a bloodthirsty monster. On that day, his family will kill him, but Aziraphale has made up his mind to do whatever it might take to stop this from happening...

Code of Chivalry by TawnyOwl95 (E)

One princess. Twenty of Albion's finest knights all competing for her hand in marriage. The polls favour Prince Aziraphale of Sohold, veteran of several similar tourneys and voted most chivalrous three years running by Betrothing Damsels and Slaying Monsters readers. However, this year's hot tip could be Sir Anthony Crowley de Hells, freshly arrived from the amateur tournament circuit in Gallia and already dubbed the tourney's Black Knight. As they both rise in the lists, it soon becomes clear that the tourney is just a distraction for a darker political game. One that's going to make it difficult for everyone to get the happy ever after they deserve.

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Hi!! thank you for all the work you guys do for this fandom!! I was gonna self-rec a post s2 one-shot collection I'm writing. They Aren't Talking until circumstances (the second coming, a missing christ child) force them to, and they take a road trip in dreaded America to find him. Featuring pining, canon-typical food metaphors, roadside attractions, at least one instance of walking-in-on, and desperately trying to reach each other and missing. It's called Road to Nowhere.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4817095

Thanks for sharing your fic series with us!...

Road To Nowhere by Anonymous (G-E) (series)

I have a bunch of drafts in various notebooks that have the shape of a big Long post s-2 fic that I won't ever finish completely. So here's the sketch!

- Mod D

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Hello wonderful people! First things first—this page is my most used page ever! In all my years here, I’ve never spent more time happily browsing! So thanks for everything!

I am on the hunt for a post season 2 fic where Crowley is so upset/pissed that he goes to work for hell against Aziraphale…and imma need a happy ending.

Appreciate anything you can come up with. I kinda just wanna see both of them go all bamf on each other. I suppose it doesn’t even have to be post season 2 either. Maybe pre-earth battle type stuff too. I am not too picky. M and E rating are a bonus!

Hi, we're glad you're enjoying the blog! We have a #duke of hell crowley tag, here are some angsty/fighting fics to add...

Antics and First Editions by edit_by_riley (NR)

Aziraphale has been doing his absolute best to adjust to his role as Supreme Archangel. This involves pretending that Earth does not exist. Otherwise he might explode... ...Because at the same time, Crowley is wreaking havoc in London in the hopes of getting Aziraphale to respond. There's even a rumour he's become a Duke Of Hell! Not to mention the new set of scales he's sporting in public. How far can one reckless demon go to get his angel to remember him?

From the Heights of Heaven to the Depths of Hell by IntrovertAtHome (M)

After Aziraphale leaves Crowley on Earth, heading to heaven with the Metatron, Crowley decides to get back at him and stop him from beginning the Second Coming, even if it means going against Aziraphale. Crowley decides to claim Beelzebub’s role in Hell, becoming Hell’s Duke and leading Hell’s forces against Heaven, attempting to prevent the Second Coming by himself this time.

Controlled Burn by Kaini (M)

Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has a meeting with the new Grand Duke of Hell, but it isn't who he expected.

Exposure to Excess by haleinedelail (M)

Jude 1:6 -- "And the angels who did not stay within their own position of authority, but left their proper dwelling, he has kept in eternal chains under gloomy darkness until the judgment." Post-series-2 Crowley is obviously despondent, and makes the very important decision to wreak actual havoc. He's going to tempt the shit out of every human in his path, do actual crimes, and not think of the consequences. Which are considerable. More than considerable. Some might say terrible. But when an attack of conscience coincides with the heretofore un-thought-about consequences of his actions, Crowley is going to find himself rightly screwed. And possibly properly dead.

And I Did by Di_42 (E)

This is a story about faith. This is a story about love. This is a story about loss. This is a story about being apart and about being reunited. This is a story about fighting. This is a story about choices. Where do we choose to place our faith? Will a god we have faith in come and save us? Will a friend? A loved one? When do we start doubting our faith? How long before we snap, before we raise our head? How far can we go before we crumble under the weight of our own misplaced faith? Under the weight of our choices? What does it take to make us feel betrayed, abandoned, left behind? What does it take for us to turn our back on what in which we had faith? Who are we loyal to, and who is loyal to us? Who do we trust, and who trusts us? What are we ready to risk in the name of faith? What are we ready to lose in the name of loyalty? When are we going to take our lives into our own hands? What are we going to fight for? This is a story about unbreakable faith. This is, after all, a work of fiction. OR: Yet another Good Omens post season 2 fiction, featuring Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and Grand Duke Of Hell Crowley.

- Mod D

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This might be really niche but like... Can you recommend some fics where Aziraphale flirts with Crowley really suavely? I need his confidence injected into my veins.

Can be any au, fluffy or spicy. I'm not picky.

Thank you!! (Also your work in the fandom is SO appreciated)

We have a #flirting tag. Here are some flirty confident Aziraphale fics to add...

Gregorian Emo by KilldegardVonBangin (M)

Aziraphale wave a hand dismissively. “Oh pish-posh, you know quite as well as I do that the Almighty doesn’t give a fig about the various genital configurations. That’s all just nonsense the humans dreamed up along the way. Of course, if it matters to you, you could always manifest a vulva. I’d be quite happy to fuck you in whichever bits you prefer... Oh dear, he’s fainted. Crowley… Crowley! Are you quite all right? Oh bother it all.”

Darling, Read My (Love) Lines by BooknerdMiss (T)

It's Halloween and instead of drinking extraordinary amounts of alcohol at a party, Antonia Crowley gets roped into helping at her friend Anathema's shop. Luckily, she's in for a treat when Aziraphale arrives for the night. Ineffable wives/Human AU

Extraordinary Amounts of Alcohol by AppleSeeds (T)

Crowley gets extremely drunk and stumbles into Aziraphale's bedroom, mistaking it for the bathroom. Crowley doesn't remember much of what happened or anything about his drunken confessions, but Aziraphale does... He just needs to work out whether Crowley really meant what he said or whether it was just alcohol-induced rambling, and what better way to find out than to see how Crowley responds to a bit of subtle, and slightly less than subtle, flirting?

Tempting Angels by System_AZ (E)

Crowley has to tempt a man for a job in order to initiate a shady business transaction. Aziraphale is watching from a table in the bar, acting very tempting. Basically just Aziraphale and Crowley in the 90s, but they have women forms and are going to a formal event. And Aziraphale is in a VERY Flirty mood. Than things get spicy.

Cock Tales by TawnyOwl95 (E)

Crowley’s love life is on the rocks so he finally swears off men. Typical that his new job places him with a co-worker who's so straight up sexy. Or in which, Aziraphale tries to mix things up, Crowley is shaken and Anathema is a right stirrer. But could a relationship be worth a shot?

Of Size and other Matters by LCwrites (E)

When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand. Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.

- Mod D

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Hello its mermay I was wondering was there any good omens fic where one or both are merpeople preferably rated M but any fic will do have a good day/night

Hi. We have a #merfolk tag, so check that out. Here are more fics to add...

Scientific Discovery by SeasNStars (T)

Aziraphale had just departed on a two-month-long research study to a secluded island. He ends up encountering a creature of only myth and legend, a marvel to science to be sure.

The One That Got Away by apocalypsenah, Fyre (T)

For Aziraphale, life ought to be simple. Abide by the rules of the shoal, protect their hidden realm from curious humans, patrol the eastern gates and take care of any threats. And when the time comes, join the battle against humanity. The trouble is that Aziraphale rather likes human things, which is quite a problem for a merman. A fatal one if the shoal leader ever finds out. But as long as he stays out of sight of the humans and the shoal never finds out, everything will be fine. Won’t it?

Mercy for the Aching by Woland (NR)

There's a small tattoo of a mermaid in chains over his heart, hidden from view by the clinging cotton of his well-worn shirt. It's his brand, his scourge. When the heart of the human that he has tied himself to all those years ago opens up to him and responds in kind, the brand will burn away and he'll be free. Free to live and free to love.... The alternative is death, solitary and excruciating, followed by eternal darkness.

Where the Sea Kisses the Sand by pilatesandpinot, qwilanikan (E)

Aziraphale Fell lives a quiet but happy life as the bookshop owner in a seaside town called Angel’s Glen. In his years of continuing the family business, he has come to value his day-to-day routine, but a small part of him longs for something different. Enter Antonia Crowley, the new florist at Device Floral Arrangements across the street from his shop, and his childhood best friend who moved away when they were teenagers. Around the same time of their reunion, rumors swirl of a fierce sea creature taking refuge at the lighthouse just off the coast, and Aziraphale can’t shake the feeling that not all is what it seems with his old friend... For the GO Fairytale Bang

A Heart That Sings A Song Like Mine by ineffablefool (T)

What if Good Omens, but also The Little Mermaid and H. P. Lovecraft? Or, six thousand years of mutually-pining Ineffable Husbands with the desperate need to keep each other safe, only they're fishmen. No prior knowledge of Lovecraft required. Some angst along the way but a guaranteed soft fuzzy happy ending. Now complete!

Pitch Black, Pale Blue by enbeeemcee (M)

Crowley's about at the end of his rope. His internship is nothing more than washing all the equipment used by the interns who actually do real scientific research and his boss hates him. His friends either urge him to keep at it or encourage him to drink and forget. Neither of which are particularly helpful. Then, one night, he finds something on the beach.

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Hello mods!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE EFFORT YOU ALL HAVE PUT IN HERE. Do you have any fics where Crowley deliberately makes Supreme Archangel Aziraphale jealous, and angst and pining ensue? If it's rated E, it would be awesome :>>

Thanks in advance!!!

Here are some fics to add to our #jealous aziraphale and #supreme archangel aziraphale tags...

always in this twilight by Darling_Loki (E)

Crowley and Nina get drunk. Aziraphale is (slightly) jealous when he comes back.

The Saint of Lost Things by GaiasEyes (E)

Water is only as holy as the hands that bless it. Small sins, tiny transgressions hardly move the needle. But, the more severe the infraction, the weaker the water becomes. And if the good Father sought to grasp flesh beyond the body of Christ with his fingertips, if he wanted to feel the weight of more than wafers on his tongue… Well, a demon could practically drink water blessed by those hands. She wouldn’t, of course, but she could.

Ricochet by NaroMoreau (E)

Crowley's tired of living with the pain of Aziraphale's departure and tries something extreme to forget. But when another version of Aziraphale shows up at his doorstep, he thinks he might've... complicated things further.

Quite Contrary by Ginger_Cat (E)

The plan is ready, everything is in place, and Aziraphale is about to prove that he’s quite capable of running the Second Coming all on his own, thank you very much. There’s just one problem—and it goes by the name of Mary Magdalene. (It also, on occasion, goes by the name “Anthony J. Crowley.”)

- Mod D

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Lost FIc #316

1. Hello! A while ago, I read a fic that I can't find now. From what I remember, it featured Aziraphale locked up in a prison in Heaven (if I'm not mistaken, with his wings torn off), with Crowley and Muriel breaking into Heaven to rescue him. I think Crowley pretended to be one of the angels in order to make the whole scheme happen. If you know this fic, I will be grateful for the title! - anon

2. Hey y’all! I am looking for a fic I read last year. It was comic style and I think Star Trek related? Aziraphale, Crowley and a crew landed on this planet ruled by snakes and they were trying to corrupt Crowley. That’s all I can remember😅 Thank you for all that you do! - anon

3. hi mods! i’ve been trying to find a fic where Crowley got summoned and he’s in the basement of some home. Aziraphale comes to investigate and as Crowley sees him coming down the stairs he momentarily thinks Aziraphale is in on this summoning (it was still early days for the Arrangement) until the summoners notice Crowley staring at something behind them. they might’ve tried to attack Aziraphale but Crowley yells for Aziraphale to run. i’ve looked under multiple different summoning tags on AO3 and just can’t remember which one this fic had if any at this point :( thank you for any help!! - anon

4. Hi! I've been looking for this fic for. forever 💔💔💔 I don't remember its name, but iirc it was a collection of stories about either birth or one of them being discorporated in various ways?? The one chapter I remember was the one where Aziraphale had been impaled by something (?) and was in a crater (???) and Crowley was talking to him. I remember him being outwardly unkind/brusque about it (?????). In the end, Aziraphale is discorporated and Crowley walks off. Thanks so much! - anon

5. Hi, first of all: Wow you are doing amazing work with your blog. I appreciate you. I’m looking for a fic on Ao3, I can only remember that it is an Human AU, with a Meet-Cute trope and there is one scene where Crowley prepares gifting Gorilla eggs (black painted eggs with a little scribble saying „Gorilla eggs“) to Aziraphale after they had their drunken „Gorillas nest, too“ conversation. When he arrives at Aziraphale’s bookshop (with the eggs) I think it is burning? Or looks like Aziraphale is in danger? - @raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez

If you know any of these fics please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)

- Mod D

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Hi!

A few weeks back I sent an ask looking for a fic with demon Crowley and human Aziraphale (turns out I remembered that wrong and Aziraphale is a retired angel in that fic). Aziraphale kept Crowley trapped in his bookshop and had a bracelet to control him.

Anyway, I randomly managed to find the fic. It's Measures Of Freedom by Kaz_Langston:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20884370

Have a wonderful day!

Thanks for coming back to let us know you found it!...

Measures Of Freedom by Kaz_Langston (T)

A. Z. Fell, Antique Books & Artefacts Of Interest, has a new acquisition. He doesn't like being trapped in a bookshop, he doesn't like being asked to clean, and he certainly doesn't like the bracelet that leaves him powerless, but eventually the inscrutable Mister Fell grows on him.

- Mod D

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I saw a pic of Crowley and Freddie Mercury and it's instilled a deep need for a fic with Crowley crushing on Freddie and Aziraphale being super jealous while Crowley just be oblivious.

Anything in that vein exist?? I'm bad at searching the internet for it 😭

We have a #freddie mercury tag, so check that out for lots of fics. I can't find anything exactly like what you're after, but here are some more fics for the tag...

Blue Stars by madameseahorse (NR)

Crowley deals with the loss of Freddie Mercury. Aziraphale comforts him.

The Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by gaydreaming (G)

On a late night drive, Aziraphale and Crowley discuss Crowley's connection to Queen and Freddie Mercury. Crowley remembers the behind-the-scenes magic which led to the creation of a certain song.

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by sc4rleteyez (G)

Crowley goes out with his friend Freddie, they get drunk, and Crowley gushes about Aziraphale. Freddie writes a song about it.

Love Of My Life by shoeshoes (G)

It's not easy to have feeling for someone who can't allow himself to answer them. So Crowley talk about it to Freddie, and talks, and talks... until he gets some help with it.

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Yellowvelvetcake (NR)

After averting The Second Coming, Aziraphale speaks to Freddie Mercury in Heaven. And returns to Crowley.

Romps Through History by PrincessDianaArtemis (T)

Humanity never seems to know what hits them when faced with ethereal (or occult) beauty - but then again, neither do the ethereal and occult being themselves. Or how Crowley and Aziraphale spend their jaunt through time making humans, deities, and everything in-between fall in love with them.

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Hi there! I’m looking for a deaddove fic called Almost? It’s about Crowley getting… *stuff* done to him by angels while they force Azi to watch, and then Aziraphale kills them all and saves Crowley I think. I saw it a couple of months ago when I searched up “Good Omens fic” on Tumblr, but I can’t find it anywhere now and I wasn’t able to read it then. Could you help me please?

This one? (Mind the tags!)...

Almost by DictionaryWrites (E)

Demons have an odd relationship with pain. When it comes to laying divine punishment on the back of the demon Crowley, Zadkiel has the most inspired idea. Did you ever hear the human saying, "Kill them with kindness"?

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Hi there!

I am wondering if you have any fic recommendations based on movies? I read on based on the movie Overboard and was quite entertained, wondering if you know of any more?

Thanks so much for all the dedication! ❤️

Hello! There are loads of fics based on films. Your best bet is searching for whichever film you'd like an AU of. I'd recommend checking out the Do It With Style Silver Screen Bang collection on AO3. We also have a #crossover tag that has loads of film and TV fics. We have She Loves Me/You've Got Mail AUs here, Indiana Jones fics here, and horror film fics here, to link to but a few we have on the blog.

Sleepless in Swansea by anxilly, DreamsOfAlexandria (T)

Aziraphale Fell had just moved back to Wales with his kid Eric and was still coming to terms with the loss of his wife. Seeing how lonely their dad was, Eric took matters into their own hand. On a car ride in Scotland, Anthony J. Crowley listened to a random radio show. He had no idea that his life would change forever when a kid called in to find a new partner for their dad. An ineffable Sleepless in Seattle-AU.

It's About Wanting and Accepting by Emi_Hotaru, saesomewoo (T)

“Crowley thinks that the funny thing about grief is that it occurs both in loss and in gain. There is a kind of grief one can only feel when you gain something you've never had before. In the way you feel a dawning realization that you've missed so much of the experience others have all their lives. Now that he has it, he doesn't know how to hold it in his tiny, trembling hands. How does one make themselves a better container for all the good things being thrown their way?” Crowley gets pulled into a tornado of a family. Between navigating his newfound role at the center of this chaotic bunch and finding himself falling into trouble after trouble, he realizes that falling in love with the wrong person might have been the best mistake of his life yet.

it had to be you by curtaincall (M)

“What I’m saying,” said Aziraphale, looking fixedly ahead, “and please don’t take this as a personal insult in any way, is that an angel and a demon can’t be friends.” “Why not?” “Because,” said Aziraphale, firmly. “It’s against the order of things. You’re supposed to tempt. I’m supposed to thwart. We can’t go being friends.” * A canon-divergent AU inspired by When Harry Met Sally.

Mission: Ineffable by Andromeda4004 (M)

The Ineffable Mission Force is a top secret international network which will stop at nothing to make sure everything goes according to the Plan. Aziraphale Fell is a highly trained and trusted agent, deployed on a routine mission in Prague, until a betrayal results in him being branded a traitor and disavowed. Now, he must prove his innocence and track down the real double-agent with the help of an intriguing arms dealer, and a team assembled from other rejected agents. But who the hell can he trust when he’s playing both sides?

For His Eyes Only by AFrenchFanWriter (M)

Anthony J. Crowley has been an MI6 spy for 10 years, completing successful mission after successful mission under the guidance of his quartermaster, Aziraphale Fell. But this life is starting to take its toll on him as he is getting older; and when, one day, his past comes back to haunt him, Crowley realizes that it might be time for him to hang up his gun and face all the things he has left unaddressed… (Yep, it is basically a James Bond/Q AU!)

The Parent Trap by illustrious_slimeman, nonbinarysharks (T)

Adam and Warlock are identical twins, separated as infants and each raised by one of their adoptive fathers. When a chance meeting at a summer camp brings them together again, they hatch a plan to get their helpless parents back together. In the process, they learn more about themselves, each other, and their parents' history than they ever imagined. --- This is based off of Melonsharks' Parent Trap AU and is a fairly faithful adaptation of the 1998 Lindsay Lohan version of the film but with a few changes here and there, a whole lot of new scenes, and accompanying illustrations courtesy of Shark! The fic is pretty much fully written at this point and will be updating every Saturday

And because you didn't tell use which one you read, I know of a couple of Overboard fics...

Going Overboard by Fyre (T)

When you do a job, you expect to get paid. What you don't expect is for things to go overboard. Ineffable Overboard AU

Overboard by Joanofart (E)

Based on the 1980's romcom Overboard, Crowley is a carpenter who has a not-so-great first encounter with the rich and snobby Aziraphale Archer. After Aziraphale falls off of his yacht and loses his memories, Crowley comes up with an epic plan for payback. He will trick Aziraphale into believing he is his husband and the father of four rambunctious children. Can Crowley stick to his plan and give Aziraphale the payback he deserves? Or, will he find out that Aziraphale is much more than he first appeared to be?

- Mod D

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hello ~ maybe you can help me? i’ve been trying to find a fic that i read a long while back. i think it was written before season 2 and involved crowley and aziraphale running a sort of paranormal investigation business after season 1 and it starts with people turning into frogs. i think raphael’s staff is involved and the main antagonist is a nephilim? or the daughter of a nephilim? i’ve tried to find it on my own but i can’t 🥲 i’d love to read it again

I can definitely help you, because you're looking for...

Instructions Not Included by Atalan (T)

"They'll leave us alone. For a bit." One year after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a new routine: keeping an eye on supernatural happenings in the world and preventing Heaven or Hell from interfering too much with humanity. It's not a bad job - despite occasional rains of fish - and if there are some unspoken things they really ought to talk about, well, they have all the time in the world now to get around to that, right? At least, until the Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help... and it starts to become clear that the world is changing fast, and so are they. Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

- Mod D

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Hi! I’m looking for fics where either Crowley or Aziraphale is devastatingly, painfully in love with the other—like full-on heart-wrenching yearning, convinced it’s unrequited. Bonus points if the other is completely oblivious and it’s a slow burn. Any recommendations? Love your blog, thanks a lot!!! ✨

Hey! We have #unrequited love, #not actually unrequited love, #slow burn, #pining, #oblivious aziraphale, and #oblivious crowley tags so have fun checking those out. Here are more not actually unrequited love fics...

Where a Canvas Blooms by foolishlovers (T)

It’s an Arrangement. Aziraphale knows this. He knows a lot of things, and others he doesn’t, but the most important things, he knows. He knows that the cheeky redhead in his arms smiles and purrs when he runs his fingers through his hair, knows that Crowley’s hands are rough from working outside, knows the softness of his heart. Aziraphale doesn’t know he’s in love with Crowley until he does. But it’s just an Arrangement. Is it?

Did you just – kiss me? by LLflorence (M)

“Aziraphale?” someone called from behind. A man with a high, surprised lilt to his voice, very familiar. “It is you!” he exclaimed. He was tall and thin, strikingly handsome in a hard, rugged way. His dark hair was thick and slicked back on the sides, and he wore a wide-brimmed Santa hat that covered the rest of his head. He was kind and he was joyous and he was wholly thrilled to recognize Aziraphale. But it was the eyes that did it. The brilliant mind behind them. Crowley’s eyes were exactly as he remembered; fifteen years had done nothing to change them. Crowley was the only man Aziraphale had ever met who matched him with energy and intelligence, thirst for life and all the beautiful things within it. He was creative and funny, not to mention incredibly good-looking and talented and driven and – Oh, fuck. Aziraphale had once upon a time planned to marry him.

every day of my life by Sabotaged_Words (T)

There are moments in your life to confess your unyielding, all-encompassing love to your best friend. Right before her wedding to someone else is not one of them.

All Crowley had to do now was survive the ceremony, then she could drown her sorrows in an extraordinary amount of alcohol.   "Do you need anything, love?"   Crowley tore her gaze away from Aziraphale's bright blue eyes before she said something stupid like yes, you.

Pretending We Are (Not) by Dancer_in_the_rain (T)

Anthony Crowley enjoys some good mischief as much as the next person. But this… this scheme, this Arrangement, it might very well take the most out of him. Him and Aziraphale, his best friend since the both of them were six years old, are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the first real sunny day of the year when Aziraphale drops the bomb on him. ”Crowley, I think we should get engaged.” Or: Aziraphale talks Crowley into staging a fake engagement so they can get free desserts at a restaurant. Angst and pining ensues”

absent-mindedly makin' me want you by xxsnailxx (T)

The latter 2000 years of the unnoticed 6000-year orbit of a Principality around an impossibly clueless demon: a brief account. Every so often, a single thought occurs to Aziraphale with startling clarity against the typical chaos of his mind. It makes the circulation of his corporation go haywire, makes his wings stretch, reaching for attention. It drowns out all the unpleasant facets of reality and all the universe disappears, leaving only a single being in focus. It sounds something like, Dear God, I’m so in love.

Scam Boyfriend by ElderlySardine (E)

Crowley has loved Aziraphale for as long as he can remember - since they were small boys in short trousers, walking to primary school together in sleepy Tadfield. And Aziraphale loves him, too - they are still the best of friends, even 44 years later. And if Crowley secretly wishes that they could be more than friends... well, that's his problem, and he's dealing with it. He loves things just the way they are. But then the unthinkable happens, and a new love interest enters Aziraphale's life. And as if that wasn't bad enough, Crowley soon begins to fear that Gabriel may not be all he seems...

- Mod D

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Lost Fic #315

1. Thanks for your help!The premise was demons fed solely on temptation. And the Temptation has to get more extreme for it to satisfy. But because Crowley limits himself to small-scale temptations he is chronically in a state of starvation. Once while dining together, Crowley realized that tempting Aziraphale to overindulge helped to satiate Crowley but felt wrong to do to his friend…. but Aziraphale wanted to help and would routinely overindulge in hopes Crowley wouldn’t feel so starve…. Thanks! - anon

2. Hello dearest mods! I hope you are having a good day/night (it's night here). I'm extremely grateful for your hard work and dedication in finding all these amazing fics! (Your blog just got me through a week of being sick, so thank you!!!) I do come asking after a certain fic....all I remember is that someone summons Crowley and hurts him a bit before Azi rescues him. Except afterwards, a sick!Crowley grows weaker and weaker bc the summoner is somehow draining his essence? I also believe it was a girl who summoned him. I saw it here once but can't remember the name. I'd be so grateful if anyone knows the name of it. Thank you again! You all are the best. ❤️ - @inastarlesssky

3, Hi! I've seem to lost a fic... TW it has SH in it. It was a human au where Aziraphale was very stressed about sending in or getting results for a school i think? Crowley is his friend and calls him during this. After the phonecall he gives in to the dark thoughts. Later he wakes up with Crowley in his room if i remember? If anyone can find it, thank you so much!!❤️ Adore this blog, thank you all lovely mods!!!❤️❤️❤️ - @dumbbirdlover

4. Hi there! I'm not the most familiar with this blog so I'm really sorry if this isn't the right place to put this but I've been looking for a specific fic for a while now. It's an Ineffable Bureaucracy oneshot that was posted soon after season 2 was released, in the fic the 2 of them are on a train and talking about Gabriel's upcoming trial, Gabriel was informing Beelzebub about his plan to fall to Hell but Beelzebub disapproved of the plan, Gabriel says something along the lines of "Do you only love me because I'm an angel?" And Beelzebub responds something like "I'd love you even if you were (can't remember the term they used)", it gets a little angsty for a moment when Gabriel comforts Beelzebub about their falling experience but ends on some (ironic in hindsight) optimism. I have been looking for this fic for an unreasonable amount of time and just can't get it out of my head so any help in tracking it down would be so appreciated, please and thank you. :D - @autisticrage

5. Hey! It's surely the best place to look for a fic. I don't remember the name or anything of this fic.... It went like, there was a 7 faced dice in Aziraphale's bookshop and Crowley comes up with a game to play with it. Game was that they had to tempt each other with the sin number that appeared on the dice, whoever lose will pay for a meal. They both end up having the same numbers on the dice. - anon

If you know any of these fics please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)

- Mod D

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Az lives on 2nd floor and has panic attacks when leaving apartment - struggles to even get his mail. Crowley is a gardener. Crowley is patient and kind to Az, and Az had a husband who died. As the story progresses, it turns out Crowley got the heart of Az's deceased husband.

I'm struggling to locate it.

Smitten at First Fright by Oopsynini (M)

Aziraphale has problems. No one needs to tell him so, he's well aware that his issues are many and in-between. He's an agoraphobic shut-in with a bad back and a sad past. It's a rule that, to most, he isn't much worth the effort of getting to know. Crowley doesn't seem to abide by any of that. He's an enigmatic gardener with a green thumb and a smile a thousand miles wide. It's something like love at first sight; if that included a panic attack and a minor foray into bird watching.

Aziraphale is smitten, now if only he could get past his fears and admit it.

- Mod D

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Hey there all you lovely people.

I'm very sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you could help me find a fic? I read the summary and it is s human AU where Crowley's mother is a former FBI agent and Crowley is a forensic specialist and they are working together to solve a murder, and during the course of this, Crowley meets Aziraphale and his mother ships it.

I'm sorry if this is vague. I only read the summary and thought it looked good, but I didn't save it, nor did I note the tags so that I could search for it later.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Hi. A quick search and I believe you're looking for...

The boy in the woods by pinkflamed_duckie (E) (WIP)

FBI Agent Amie Crowley and Dr. Anthony J Crowley a forensic anthropologist get called to a found decomposed body in the woods. Together they investigate the death of the little boy while also battleing with private issues. Old past and a new discovery on Crowley's part. TW: for mentioning of child SA Spoiler: Crowley did not expect to be bisexual Update every Friday (GMT+1)

- Mod D