My name is Sarah. I've always been, and will always likely be a gamer. I also like to Roleplay from time to time so if you want to, send an ask! I fiddle with art, and dabble in fiction. Anything else you'd like to know, just send me an ask, and I just might actually reply! Might occasionally be NSFW.
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The “We are the 99%” Tumblr blog became the slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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What if Billy Mays did a commercial for Aperture?
BILLY MAYS HERE, FOR ANOTHER GREAT PRODUCT FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT APERTURE SCIENCE. ARE YOU TIRED OF EVERYTHING BEING OUT OF REACH? TOOLS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GARAGE, BUT THE CORD ON THE DRILL JUST ISN’T LONG ENOUGH? THEN DO WE HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!
INTRODUCING PORTALS! JUST LIKE MAGIC, THESE PORTALS WILL MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS IN REACH. PUT THE DOG OUTSIDE, AND NEVER LEAVE THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME. SERVE THE KIDS LUNCH BUT STAY IN THE KITCHEN TO CLEAN UP. WITH PORTALS, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING OUT OF TOUCH AGAIN.
SAVE ON GAS! POP A PORTAL AT THE OFFICE, THE GROCERY STORE, OR WHEREVER AND ANOTHER AT HOME! IT’S JUST THAT EASY. KEEP A PORTAL GOING AT HOME, AND INSTANTLY BE BACK HOME BEFORE THE ICE CREAM EVEN HAS A CHANCE TO MELT. WITH PORTALS, YOU’LL NEVER BE LATE FOR WORK, AGAIN!
BUT CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, AND WE’LL INCLUDE THESE HANDY DANDY APERTURE PORTAL CONDUCTING WALLS. PLACE A PORTAL WHEREVER YOU NEED IT, WHENEVER YOU NEED IT.
AND THAT’S NOT ALL. ASK HOW YOU CAN GET AN APERTURE SCIENCE PERSONAL USE TURRET FOR JUST THE COST OF SHIPPING AND HANDLING. WITH THESE PERSONAL TURRETS, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR FAMILY’S SAFETY AGAIN.
SO REMEMBER, THAT’S THE PORTALS, THE PORTAL CONDUCTING WALLS, AND THE TURRET, ALL FOR ONLY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $59.95. PAYING BUY A CREDIT CARD? THEN WE’LL CUT ONE PAYMENT, SO THAT’S ALL OF THIS FOR ONLY TWO PAYMENTS OF $59.95
NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS! CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN AND ACT NOW, SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!
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((Zeef, your drawings are too awesome for words.))
I title this…
Fact, Factventure, and Archeops
and no one is going to stop me.
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OOC ranting (TW: Ableism, mention of depression and suicide)
Alright…I just saw some little mess popping up about saying someone having a mental illness is basically calling them retarded. And I have a pretty damn good idea of who that anon was. So can I say something on the matter?
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((Something that would happen if everyone in this pic turned into lil’ babies again…))
#adventuringandroid#femmefactale#ratscannotthrowup#zeefster#kiefer#azurenightshade#you're awesome <_<#BBYS!
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((Was just trying out a few new poses yesterday and ended up with Carrie again. I figured this was during 'Adventure T raining'. Hope you like! ;-) ))
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((what would our androids look like if they were build in the victorian era? I think…this could be a possibility, huh?))
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((throwing something in the Factcest tag too…. Jam’s Fact and Jess’ Fact discussing some positions and questioning the knife in Sanguine’s hand. Sanguine’s muttering about Factdark, and his struggling, threatening a little. Gegg’s Fact states that threatening isn’t helping the situation. And Factdark…um…he complains!)
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How to Get Ahead in Life
1. Don’t pay too much attention to the way you feel. Feelings change throughout the day and they are unreliable. Don’t let them rule your life, or interfere with your goals.
2. Decide not to worry as it tends to make things worse. If you focus on your worries it will drain your energy – and often what we’re dreading doesn’t happen anyway.
3. Cut the internal commentary. Stop telling yourself that things are going to fall apart, or your efforts won’t succeed, or you won’t be popular. Keep trying, moving forwards, and getting on with life.
4. Stop being self-critical. You need to be your own cheerleader and your biggest fan in life. Note progress, perseverance, attitude and inner strength. Be affirming, kind, believing and coach towards success.
5. Stop feeling guilty. Feeling guilty changes nothing. You are going to make mistakes. Accept you aren’t perfect - then get up and try again.
6. Stop worrying about what others think of you. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter what they think. Choose your own goals for your life – you’re not accountable to them.
7. Don’t worry about set backs or changes to your plans. Plans always need adjusting and things always go wrong – but that doesn’t mean “it’s over” or you’ll never reach your goals. Expect to make some changes – just be adaptable.
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Well, hey there! I guess this is where I'm s'posed to give you the obligatory speech about bein' good to my baby girl and treatin' her right, and insinuatin' death threats should you ever hurt her? *smiles sweetly*
azurenightshade started following you
Hey, it’s Carrie’s mom! Hiiii, Carrie’s mom! ^_^
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HOLY PROPULSION GEL LOOK AT THIS BIKE. ARE YOU LOOKING AT IT? PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE LOOKING AT IT. WHO OWNS THIS? LEAPING LEMONS I NEED TO MARRY THEM.
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Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.
((Not too far off, all things considered... except for the math part. I hate math.))
Try this test, it's pretty cool
qenismcgee submitted: http://www.hypnoid.com/psytest2.html
And maybe post the results too!
Handy in the real world manipulation of objects and events, you are easily enthused by practical projects. You often ignore or conveniently forget rules and boundaries that limit your freedom. This need for freedom extends even to the personal sphere and though you are kind and gentle, you will often be hard to pin down to a monogamous lifestyle. Because you tend to verbalize so seldom, you can be seen as phlegmatic or impassive. In moments of high tension you can often surprise those around you with a lighthearted or humorous remark. Because of your facility with the physical world, you are often engaged in sports that require dexterity, such as motorcycling or hang gliding. You will rarely have time for flights of fancy or unproductive discussion. Constraints on your freedom will be regarded as a personal attack.
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