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sent my dumb fuck heir to fight a hopelessly outnumbered battle so he dies and his brother can inherit but then he started doing some musou shit & won so like what the fuck do i even do at this point

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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Michael Schneider

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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Little picnic with Little Ica

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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the more things change the more they stay the same

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Me trying to pick all the options that I think Kris would want to do and say so they don't hate me as much for controlling them

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Scar : Wuthering Waves

The drippy effects are kind of unrelated but it felt right to draw him this way. Chaotic and distorted :3

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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we all have that one mutual with Information

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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns