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looker you literally tell everyone you meet that you’re undercover with interpol maybe this is why you haven’t had a successful case yet

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I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘Gamer

Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘Sinnoh Remakes

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this is all I could think of when I saw the beast titan im screaming

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the entire mario party cast shows up at my funeral

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Needed this to cheer up–

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person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

me: nope

person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???

me: i'm not

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me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

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dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

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Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend "birth" and nothing else*

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add me on pocket camp bois

ID: 62071467864

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me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

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all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

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This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

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frodo and sam’s love for each other is literally the only thing keeping middle earth from just spontaneously combusting