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Why are there 334 followers

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Yknow

Gallagher seems to be the type to enjoy having his hair played with

Let the poor man lay his head on your lap after a long day and just play with his hair. Scratch his scalp. Maybe give him forehead kisses. The old mutt will be putty in your hands, I just know it

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Zhongli would enjoy writing long essays that bash on other people's work, send tweet

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I only got four votes, but all of them said yes. So!

Honkai Star Rail is being added to this blog!

As per usual, asks and requests are open, so let me hear your ideas!

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I'm currently obsessed with the funky little space travelers, okay? I wanna write for them, but I don't want to clutter this blog or annoy anyone who would rather keep the two separate.

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Mothers and Fuckers of the Jury

I've decided to finally sit down and get some stuff written down. It's a few more SAGAU ideas, and I want to know which idea the audience would like to see first: Unicorn AU, or Horror AU. (Note: Both AUs contain horror elements, one just has less than the other.)

Unicorn AU: Taking inspiration from the 1982 Rankin and Bass film "The Last Unicorn", this AU contains elements of high fantasy as well as minor horror (spoiler warning for those who have not seen the film!)

Horror AU, a.k.a Honey, I'm Home AU: Set in a timeline where the Creator was born into the world of Teyvat and has yet to grow into their powers. Contains body horror, imposter!Creator elements, and graphic descriptions of gore.

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important psa

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Hey, yall should tell @m1d-45 to play Wriothesley's quest

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So I've got an idea for a series.

It's something like an instruction manual for dating/taking care of various characters. I've got some ideas for Wanderer, but I want to know...

(Edit: I'll be writing for the top three winners in the first round of chapters!)

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So I've got an idea for a series.

It's something like an instruction manual for dating/taking care of various characters. I've got some ideas for Wanderer, but I want to know...

(Edit: I'll be writing for the top three winners in the first round of chapters!)

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So I've got an idea for a series.

It's something like an instruction manual for dating/taking care of various characters. I've got some ideas for Wanderer, but I want to know...

(Edit: I'll be writing for the top three winners in the first round of chapters!)

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So I've got an idea for a series.

It's something like an instruction manual for dating/taking care of various characters. I've got some ideas for Wanderer, but I want to know...

(Edit: I'll be writing for the top three winners in the first round of chapters!)

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So I've got an idea for a series.

It's something like an instruction manual for dating/taking care of various characters. I've got some ideas for Wanderer, but I want to know...

(Edit: I'll be writing for the top three winners in the first round of chapters!)

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Well, the power is out, and my phone is dying. I hate snow, even though it's so pretty. I've got a battery-powered candle on, so that means... fanfic time.

What do the Genshin characters do in a power outage?

Zhongli is prepared. He's got the oil lamps, the blankets, the good books. He's gonna be lying on the couch, reading by candlelight, until the power comes back on. He's not worried. Why should he be? He's an eons old dragon. He's fine. (Until it gets too cold, then he'll complain. But only a little bit.)

Neuvillette is much the same. In a place so reliant on modern technology, the hydro sovereign has seen plenty of power outages in his time. While his lamps are battery-powered rather than oil fueled, the effect is similar. He'll just use this time to review some court documents. (Again, he'll only complain when he gets cold. Wintertime with no heating is the worst.)

Thoma is ready. He doesn't need a lighter for the lamps. He *is* the lighter! Ayaka and Ayato are grateful to Thoma because he manages to keep things running even despite the harsh weather. While there are definitely plenty of coats and blankets to go around in the estate, Thoma would never fault someone for sticking close to him. A pyro vision makes him a walking heater, after all!

Tighnari grumbles to himself. Of course, the power was out. As if the bad weather wasn't bad enough. Thankfully, being a forest ranger means being prepared. Blankets, lamps, everything turned off to prevent any burst bulbs later on. He absolutely will complain about the cold. There's no stopping that.

Itto... yeah. He's clueless. It's up to Shinobu to keep everyone from panicking and/or freezing. She does a pretty good job of it, even if she has to pull Itto away from a candle he didn't notice. The oni had burned his hair once before and wouldn't stop complaining... Shinobu didn't want to deal with that again.

Furina is hunkered down with Neuvillette. Poor thing isn't prepared at all, and went to him for help. Well, at least she brought some snacks and bottled water. (Neuvillette doesn't approve of bottled water but appreciates the effort.)

Alhaitham and Kaveh are just fine. Between all of the blankets that Alhaitham hoardes (it annoys Kaveh) to Kaveh's collection of pretty lamps (Alhaitham doesn't see a need for a *lamp* to be *pretty*), they've got it handled. Now, if only they could stop bickering about lamp placement...

Ei doesn't notice. Yae Miko makes sure the puppet doesn't freeze.

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Nah but like

He just looks huggable? Pick him up. Squish him. He'll make a squeaky toy noise. Then he'll do his lil giggle thing and hug you back.

You could toss him in the air like a kid with a favorite plush toy. He'll laugh and make himself float, so it looks like you're tossing him really high, all because it makes you happy. And then he'll fall back into your arms, and he uses anemo to soften the fall so he won't knock you over.

Just. Toss the boy. Yeet him.

Why does Venti look so grab-able? Just. Pick him up. He's a lil guy.

And then fucKING YEET HIM-

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Name a character that would enjoy being tackled by a group of puppies

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In honor of the first snowfall of winter...

...SAGAU during a snow day!

Snow always means different things to different people. Some spend snowy days outside, having fun with others, or perhaps just trying to get to work through all the snow. Others spend the days cuddled up inside, wrapped in warm blankets and sweaters with a mug of their preferred warm drink.

Such is the way things are in Teyvat as well. When windows cloud with frost and the ground turns an enchanting, glittering white, all of the beings of Teyvat have their ways of spending their time during the cold seasons.

But when the Creator themself comes to live amongst their creations, who knows what will happen?

~°•☆~Fluff, wintertime activities, just a lot of wholesomeness here~☆•°~

The ending of the year tends to bring cold weather and biting winds to most places, and with it comes warmer clothes and festive fashions. Heavy coats, elegant scarves, and cute mittens are put on display in shop windows, inviting passersby to partake in a bit of Holiday Shopping. And who would Your most loyal followers be if they didn't take You shopping? It would be a travesty! This totally isn't an excuse to spoil you or see you in the latest wintery fashions, parish the thought. They buy you anything that catches your eye.

°•☆~ Ningguang, Ayaka, Lisa, Yae Miko, Yelan, Dori, Dehya ~☆•°

Laughter and shrieks of joy are heard from outside as a Snowball Fight takes place. It's an all-out, no-bars-held brawl of packed snow and good aim. A nostalgic sight for You, to be sure. Everyone around You can see how You wish to go out and take part in the liveliness... and some of them see no reason to stop You! In fact, a few acolytes even pull you into the fray, whether it be by pulling You down beside them behind their haphazard snow fort or simply by nailing You with a snowball. They'll make sure You have fun, regardless of what others might say!

°•☆~ Childe, Itto, Klee, Heizou, Lyney, Hu Tao, Amber ~☆•°

Once the chilly battle is won, there are plenty of other things to do while everyone has energy! Sledding is always fun, especially when You have someone pulling you down onto a toboggan and taking off before You can realize what's going on. So what if you end up half buried in a snowbank after crashing into it? That's part of the fun!

°•☆~ Childe(again), Gorou, Beidou, Bennett, Kaeya, Xinyan, Yoimiya, Yaoyao, Thoma ~☆•°

Speaking of getting buried in snow... Snow Angels are a classic way of winding down, isn't it? Especially when the little ones are pulling You by the hand, eager to get their turn to play with You! Laughter and shouts of "There's snow in my shirt!" never cease to amuse, especially when You get to stand up and see the product of Your fun in the form of people-shaped silhouettes in the glittering snow.

°•☆~ Qiqi, Yaoyao, Gorou, Klee, Nahida, Razor, Mika ~☆•°

Ah, but while some are playing, others are hard at work, putting up decorations and making everything look beautiful! Tinsel, lights, everything that can make the houses and streets look straight out of a winter wonderland. Some are on the roof, some are on ladders, and some lucky folks can use unique abilities and equipment to avoid the usual struggles. And of course, there are also those on the ground giving orders and suggestions. You know, to avoid the hassle of climbing up and down over and over again to make sure everything looks right.

°•~☆ Jean, Kaveh, Wanderer, Faruzan, Kirara, Albedo ☆•°~

Finally, when it's time to go inside to warm up, there are several people who have been Cooking and Making Warm Drinks. Tea, hot chocolate, cookies and biscuits, all sorts of tasty treats and drinks! The smell of baked goods and tasty food permeates the air, and thankfully, everything was planned and timed perfectly so that everyone could enjoy something delicious when they came inside.

°•☆~ Diona, Diluc, Xiangling, Wriothesley, Thoma, Yaoyao, Yanfei ~☆•°

While playing in the snow is definitely a lot of fun, there are always those who prefer to spend their time indoors, wrapped in blankets and sweaters with a warm mug and a good book in hand. When everyone finally returns from outside, it's these people who enjoy telling the stories they read and helping everyone find a cozy spot to warm up in.

°•☆~ Alhaitham, Zhongli, Neuvillette, Sayu, Sucrose, Tighnari, Candace, Baizhu ~☆•°

And what's a good holiday if there isn't singing and laughter? Jokes are told, songs are sung, and the atmosphere is bright and lively as music drifts through the air. Of course, there are a few who groan at the awful jokes someone tells, but it just serves to make things better.

°•☆~ Cyno, Venti, Barbara, Yun Jin, Nilou ~☆•°

And of course, winter holidays often mean presents, and that means gift wrapping! Bright paper, pretty ribbons, and parcels and packages of all sizes are scattered about. Some of these boxes are wrapped up so neat and pretty, while some unfortunate folks and up with tape all over their fingers.

°•☆~ Freminet, Kirara, Keqing, Ganyu, Collei ~☆•°

No matter how you celebrate the winter season, here's wishing you all a wonderful holiday season and a very happy new year. Cheers to you and yours, I'll see you all next year.

°•☆~ Icarus