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PrettyBoy.Comᥫ᭡

Satoru Gojo x Sukuna Ryomen x Male Reader

Normal Highschool au

> Satoru and Reader are boyfriends who have a blog about their crush Sukuna. When Sukuna finds out about it he goes looking for the creeps to get them to shut it down even if it's harmless, but now they're asking him on a date to the movies??

"Don't post that.." Satoru said panicked taking the phone from your hands "What? Why??" You asked confused, "because posting about his outfit makes up seem like creeps" Satoru defended deleting your initial post about Sukuna's outfit even though it was just the regular school uniform. You deadpanned rolling your eyes "We have a whole blog about him, it's already creepy" He turned red "But he doesn't know about it..so its less creepy. It's kinda like our personal diary, just everyone can read it." you almost laughed at that "When you describe it like that we should just invest in a joint diary"

"You're right. Should we get a diary??"

"Maybe. But he's a second year, and like you said he doesn't know about it. I doubt he's gonna notice now."

"Yeah you're right"

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"I'm sorry??" Sukuna looked at Uraume wide eyed as if he was crazy.

"Yeah, there's some kind of blog about you called pretty boy.com . It's public, and definitely ran by more than one person."

"Its called what? Y'know what forget the name. When did this start?" Sukuna asked, how did he not know about this. A whole blog about him. Who started it, were they stalking him, how much did they actually know about him.

Uraume looked down at his phone "Maybe around the beginning of the year like a few months in. It mostly harmless most of its about how cool or handsome you are. These people must really admire you". Sukuna looked back at him and sighed. Fangirls what a hassle. He never had fan girls before. "When I get my hands on those girls they're going to be so scared to even have the slightest thought of me" Sukuna said fed up but Uraume just rolled his eyes "Stop. You're not putting your hands on girls who are harmless." Sukuna huffed.

"Do you know who started it?"

"No. But I'll ask around."

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"They're first years." Uraume started sitting down next to Sukuna in the lunch making the boy jump, "You need to stop doing that. Start announcing your presence" Sukuna stated. Uraume just nodded "I found out about the blog though, I asked around and its run by first years. No one would give me names though." Sukuna huffed he wanted to shut this blog down. "Well that narrows it down enough I'll ask, maybe I'll get some names" "Maybe you will"

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You ran to Satoru slamming your hands on his desk earning you a few looks but you ignore them "Code red he knows about the blog!" He looked up at you wide eyed "What?"

"He's asking around about our blog! He found out about it" You said shaking Satoru.

"You jinxed us! We need to shut it down and get a joint diary now!" Satoru accused pointing at you

"Calm down. He doesn't know it's us." You say trying to calm Satoru down "People are only say he knows about the blog. He is asking around for names though but no one gave any names to his friend so I doubt they'll give any to him "

"You don't know that! He maybe very handsome but people some people are afraid of him they'd probably rat us out just from a look"

You sighed "Then we'll just have to go to him."

"What?"

"We need to charm him! Look he's already looking for us this could be our opportunity we just need to charm him so good that he'll forget about the blog"

"Are you stupid thats not going to work!" Satoru chided

"You have no faith, it worked when I asked you out."

"You didn't have a blog about me."

"But I did charm you"

He huffed rolling his eyes annoyed at how right you were.

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"I got it!!" You exclaimed walking behind Satoru out of school, causing him to jump from your sudden exclamation. "Jesus! Can you not yell like that??" He said holding his hand over his heart.

"Calm down, now do you wanna hear my genius plan or not?"

He started at you before sighing causing you to grin "Good. We need to ask him to a movie."

"What?"

"We ask him out to a movie. A horror movie. It'll scare him so bad that he'll forget about the blog while he decides to cling onto us."

You smiled proudly while Satoru looked at you like you had grown a second head "That may be the dumbest idea you've ever had"

"What are you talking about? Its fool proof and a win win. He forgets about the blog and we have a romantic moment!"

"You're watching to many movies."

"You think that but you'll be proven wrong when it happens."

He scoffed "In your dreams."

You ruffled his hair "Nuh uh! You, me, and Sukuna Friday night! He'll be clinging onto us like a scared puppy. Just think about it"

"Oh I'm thinking about how crazy you are! Stop being delusional! He's gonna find us and kill us for the blog by tomorrow!"

"He'll be saying yes to a date with us by tomorrow!"

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Sukuna walked into school with a smile and Uraume raised an eyebrow "You look happy."

"I am. I found out the names. It took a while. But I did it"

"Who told you"

"Some guy. Walked up to him and he instantly said two name he even told me where to find them."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it was kinda pathetic."

"So what are you going to do now?"

"I'm gonna ask them to politely take down the blog" Sukuna declared.

"Really?" Uraume asked surprised

"No. I'm gonna kick the shit outta them, they're not harmless girls they're actually guys so it's fine"

Uraume sighed and Sukuna walked away with a satisfied smile "Where are you going?" Uraume asked "I'm going to get that blog taken down"

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Satoru looked at you a frown present on his face. You had actually got three tickets for a movie on Friday. "No we just have to find Sukuna and ask him out" You said a proud smile on your face. "No we don't, we just need to take down the site, get a joint diary, and probably get new identities."

"Stop being over dramatic, we just need to ask him out"

"And how are we gonna do that? We don't even know where he is."

"Then we'll just ask him at lunch or when we see him in the halls or something."

"Are Satoru Gojo and (Name) (Last name) here?"

You both turned to the door and your eyes widened, Sukuna Ryomen was standing in the doorway of your classroom and looking for you guys.

Satoru shrunk in his seat hoping he could disappear in some way and you stood unable to speak

The whole class pointed to the two of you and he walked over to you two and he didn't look happy. Suddenly you were rethinking your whole plan.

"You two are Gojo and (Last name)?"

"No!" "Yes."

Both you and Gojo answered differently and he look unamused

"Yes!" "No."

Different answer again "So I'm guessing you are." He said "You two have to know why I'm here. Just get rid of the blog and I won't have to resort to drastic measures."

You and Satoru nodded drastically agreeing almost immediately and he smirked "It better be gone by tomorrow"

"It will." Satoru answered before he could even finish, and Sukuna turned to walk out. Suddenly you were kicked back to reality. Tomorrow. You had to ask him before he left or you would never get this chance again.

"Wait!" You called after him and he turned to you an eyebrow raised "What?"

"Do you..wanna go to a movie tomorrow with us?" Satoru looked at you mortified and your classmates looked in disbelief.

Now he looked confused "What?" now you were shaking a bit nervous "I asked if you wanted to go to a movie tomorrow with me and Satoru.."

"Like a date?" He asked

"Kinda, maybe, I don't know..." You answered. Satoru wanted to curl up and die he couldn't believe you actually went through with your dumb plan."

Sukuna smirked "Sure." He didn't have anything to do tomorrow and the look on both of your faces looked priceless a bit of fun wouldn't hurt and you two did seem absolutely harmless.

Both you and Satoru's heads shot up, and your classmates eyes widened. He had actually said yes. With that he walked out leaving everyone in shock.

"I can't believe that worked" Satoru added breaking the silence and you smiled giddily jumping in the air a bit "I told you!" You exclaimed to him "It worked on you! It'll work on anyone. You're welcome! We have a date with Sukuna tomorrow!"

Satoru smiled at your antics and rolled his eyes "Okay okay I get it. Your dumb plans can work sometimes."

Maybe that blog wasn't such a bad idea.

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Finally I'm done. I know the ending sucks and i know the story is dumb but it's so hot upstairs I feel like my brain is fried and I just kinda wanted to get the story done because people are waiting for it. I just wanted to stop stressing about it. I'll write a story with an actual ending one day. I am not made for this fan fiction writer life but I do it anyways. Be the change you want to see in the world they say.

tag list: @wshyouwerehere

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b0y---t0y · 2 months ago

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The boy in the laundromat♡

teen!Gojo x Male reader

“I don't see why you have to bring us along”

“He's a scaredy cat”

“I am not!” Gojo yelled back defending himself, Shoko smirked, “Then you should be able to talk to him yourself.” Suguru joined in “You made us haul all this clothes here. Clean clothes.” Gojo pouted “We won't be here long enough if I’m the only one doing my laundry” “You don't even need to do your laundry Satoru. Why are you dragging us to a laundromat. I want to enjoy my summer”

“He’s got a little crush.” Shoko teased.

“Do not!” Gojo Defended

“Do to!”

“Do not!”

“Do to!”

“Do NOT”

“Do to” Shoko said with Geto joining in

Gojo pouted feeling betrayed “Suguru wha-?!”

Geto shrugged and continued on with his laundry.

“A boring old laundromat…” Geto said unamused, he knew where they were going when Gojo burst into their dorms screaming at them to pack laundry baskets and when he told them halfway there. But he was still unamused and bored. “Does anyone even come here? This place looks dead. ” Shoko asked. Gojo’s face went red “Yes! People come here!”

“Like who?”

“W-well..Sometimes i see some elderly people come.”

“Well obviously it's a laundromat.”

Geto said walking past Gojo into the small building Shoko followed suit with Gojo following soon after.

“Hello..Welcome Sasaki coin laundry..We know it’s hot, but please do not sit in front of the AC. It's not producing a lot of air right now” An uninterested voice says, greeting the trio.

Gojo looked up, his mouth suddenly dry as he stared at him (Name) Sasaki. (Name) was everything Gojo loved. Beautiful, sweet, funny, smart, charming he was likes Gojos prince and he was the princess like a fairy tail. Even if Gojo didn't know him that well. Gojo let out a grunt, shoko hit his stomach with her shoulder “Stop staring and try moving your mouth.”

“Go talk to him” Suguru encouraged. The pair pushed him towards the boy at the counter. He looked down at (Name) flushed unsure of what to say until the boy looked up from his magazine and at him.

“Oh! Hello again.”

“You remember me?..”

“Yeah? You're the guy who spends way too much money to just wash his clothes but you always run off before I can give you your change”

Gojo flushed, the way you remembered him was enough to make him feel warm.

“So are you here to collect your money? Because unfortunately it's probably being spent right now.”

“Oh, no you can keep it..” He says awkwardly he couldn't believe he was actually talking to you

“I’m Satoru Gojo..”

“(Name) Sasaki”

He sighed internally he loved the way you said your last name. Suddenly he wanted it to.

Gojo hears laughing and turns to see Shoko and Geto trying to keep quiet laughing at his attempts to talk to you.

“Oh I see what's going on” You said spotting his friends laughing

“You do?!” Gojo asked surprised, he thought he wasn't being too obvious.

“Yeah, You guys are here to play a prank.”

“What? N-no we're just..”

“I already know the routine it's happened before. You guys send someone to the counter, but a few of you can't keep your giggles in and before I know it I’m doused in water or one of the washing machines is filled with bubbles and I’m left to clean it all up.”

He was worried now. You would hate him before you guys even got to your first date.

“No we're not..they're just laughing at nothing.”

“They were laughing at us.”

You were dead set on your assumption, he had to make you believe they were innocent or you would hate him for the rest of your life.

“No they weren't.”

“There's nothing else funny around here.”

“They're just idiots..We're not gonna prank you. I promise.”

He started at Gojo and a still snickering Shoko and Geto looking them up and down. But the look in Gojo’s eyes made you feel like he was telling the truth, so you sighed and looked up at him.

“Fine, but if I find a washing machine full of soap you're all banned. For life.”

Gojo straightened up “I hear you loud and clear.”

“So are you all washing..that looks like a lot of laundry…”

“Uh yeah..Y’know summer break can definitely get in the way”

You stared at him an eyebrow going up

“That's..definitely something. You and your friends can use those three over there”

Gojo smiled giddily

“Okay”

“If I see soap spilling out remember your all gonna be banned for life”

“Aye aye captain”

He slid a few yen over the counter to you and turned to go to the washing machine

The three huddled at the washing machines

“I knew you weren't gonna do it”

“Well you guys made him feel like we were gonna prank him”

“Watching you talk to him is like free entertainment. Get better at it and it won't be as funny”

“No, don't get better. I love watching you struggle”

“You're the worst”

Gojo glares and turns to the washing machine looking back at (name) and sighing. If he couldn't talk to him at least he could look at him, it was better than nothing.

The trio sat in the laundromat for an hour at most with Gojo trying to prolong their stay to look at (name) more. At this point his friends were bored and hoped he would come to his senses and decide to leave. The pair looked around and noticed the only other patrons were an elderly woman and her grandson who seemed to be talking (name)’s ear off at the counter and a group of teen boys huddled at a washing machine giggling.

“Satoru.” Suguru said pulling the blue eyed boy out of his trance

“Huh?”

“Look.” Shoko said, pointing at the group of boys.

“What are they doing?”

“Why don't you go check it out?”

“Why do I have to?”

“They look shady, they're probably doing something stupid and if you stop it your prince charming will be so grateful and fall in love with you” She snickers and makes fake kissing noises

“Shut up!”

She laughs at his embarrassment.

Gojo rolled his eyes and looked over at the group eyeing them suspiciously before deciding and he got up to walk over to the boys.

He appeared in between two of them placing his arms around their neck

“Hey fellas, what's going on over here?”

the group turned back at him, surprised.

He caught a glimpse of what they were doing before he was pushed back

“It's none of your damn business.”

“Who the hell are you”

He caught his footing and smiled at the group. “Sorry I confused you for someone else sorry”

The boys scowled at him and went back to what they were doing and Gojo walked back over to Geto and Shoko.

“They're planning to play a prank on (name)”

He revealed to his friends “What?” “They're filling the machine with soap and some weird green drink”

“Well go tell your prince charming”

“What?”

“Go tell him he's about to be pranked”

“Why me?”

“You can talk to him again and save the laundromat in the process possibly earning a date”

“Shoko be serious!” He flushed

“I am.”

“We don't think your boyfriend trusts us very much. It has to be you, Satoru. Go”

Geto turned him in the direction of the counter and Shoko pushed him forward, almost causing him to fall.

He walked over to you stiffly and nervously. You were interacting with a small kid. He mustered up all his courage and placed him arm on the counter sliding towards the pair

“Hello again”

“Hey”

“Need help with the washing machine?”

“No.”

“So you just wanna chat?”

“Uhm no..well yeah kinda. I think those guys over there are planning to play a prank”

“What? How are you so sure..?”

“I just saw a glimpse of them messing with the settings using a lot of soap and one of them holding a weird green drink” Gojo explains desperately hoping you’ll believe him.

“It's those guys?”

He smiles, “Yeah”

You sigh and move from the desk walking over to the group.

“Do you boys need help with the machine?”

The group seems to jump at your sudden appearance.

“Nah. We're good” One of the boys says dismissing you. “You haven't paid, and if you aren't get out”

They glared at you before one of the washing machines they were using beeped, the boys snickered and opened one a bunch of soap suds spilling out.

You groaned and opened the other one before the cycle could finish and a bunch of green stuff spilled out all of it getting in your clothes. They boys laughed and ran out of the store. Leaving you with a huge mess to clean up.

Gojo appeared by your side“Oh..sorry”

“It was going to happen anyway.”

“Still sucks”

“You're not wrong about that.”

You walk over to the counter and pull the mop and bucket to start cleaning up the green stuff.

“Do you want any help?”

“No. You and your friends should go. I gotta close the store to clean this up..”

“Oh. Okay”

He walked over to his friends a bit dejected he couldn't help how he planned to

“That didn't go as planned..”

“Yeah. He’s closing we kinda have to go”

“With pleasure If I have to stare at—whatever that is I might throw up” Geto said grabbing his clothes and basket without hesitation.

Shoko followed soon after with Gojo in tow.

He sighed again as they walked out.

“You’ll get him next time” Shoko encouraged

“Gojo!” He turned at the sound of your voice

“Do you wanna go out sometime?” You called and his breath hitched. He smiled wide and answered.

“Yeah.”

“Next Friday?”

“Yeah..”

I'm finally finished THANK GOD! I wanted to contribute to the male reader x gojo community. I know it's shit and I'm sorry but I have EOC's next week and so many projects. But I wanted to get this out I hope a few people enjoy it.

#gojo x male reader #male reader #gojo satoru #jjk x reader #anime x reader #x reader #jjk x male reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujustu gojo #jujustsu kaisen x reader

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