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I have an addition to to hit series: FUCKED UP THINGS THE AGORAGANG HAS SAID IN MY DREAMS:

Penelope (I need to share this one because wtf. Why would she say this to that guy. You’ll never guess who): “You don’t care about me, not in the way you think you do. You care because…because you’re guilty and—and you think that maybe, by taking me in, you can fix everything you…you screwed up! But you can’t! You can’t fix it, so you can’t care about me!

Alice Agora (guys, guys, she’s super fucking unsettling in my dreamscape wtaf): “It was not chance, it was not happenstance, I brought you here with intention, clarity, and the foresight that you would tear each other apart. After all, put fighting dogs in a ring, and whether they mean for peace or not, the only kindness they’ll know is how to sink in their teeth and rip each other open.”

ANDY’S HALLUCINATORY MOTHER (YEP. YEAH. SHE’S HERE TOO. AND GUESS WHAT?? SHE AIN’T EVEN TALKING TO ANDY): “You could have been good, couldn’t you? Shameful, really, to have fallen this low into self-hatred, into treachery. Do you ever wonder if you’re being lied to? Do you ever wonder if you’re lying to yourself?”

SO. THOSE WERE. WERE ALL FUCKED UP. ENJOY???

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Starting a new series: FUCKED UP THINGS THE AGORAGANG HAS SAID IN MY DREAMS:

Sanguine Ironside (in a computer server room): “I think there is something wrong with the way I am wired. As though the coding I had before my death is the same as now, but damaged, as though someone ripped it apart and pieced it together in the image they wanted. I think it was me. I have this dreadful thought that someone saw something in those lines of treachery worth believing in. Worth loving. And an even worse thought that I failed them. Maybe…maybe I could have been good…”

Sal fucking Skiesly (you’ll never guess who he’s talking to): “I was brought up into lies, conditioned to believe there was some kind of sin in truth to anyone but you. You raised me to be a sinner, you made me into what I am. Do not pretend that you bled for my sake when the taste of mine lingers on your tongue.”

Yeah so like these were super duper fucked up and I’d like to give a special shout-out to my fuckass server bros who made these guys. Uerm, how fucking dare you, they’re in my dreams WAY too often.

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I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism

"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"

You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!

If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others

stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis

the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for

fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first

you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone

JUST DO SOMETHING

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Forced to fumble the most gorgeous girl to exist, meant to say:

“I worship the ground you walk upon, not because you stepped upon it, but because it held you up as everything in your life should. And I-I’m like…really strong so I can hold you up too, but like…go like dirt and shit, ya know? Love soil. Just like…put it in my mouth—I MEAN MY GARDEN HAHA! WHY-why would I—why do you think I eat dirt? I don’t eat dirt—you eat dirt. That’s disgusting—NOT YOU I-You’re hot (dramatic voice crack).”

Yeah. That’s right. I fumble either way. Proud cringefail loser, and I’ll never change. :3

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I met this nice girl through my college friend. She's my friend's childhood best friend and I had heard so much about her so I was really excited to finally meet her. The three of us hung out at a stupid school-sponsored event into the late hours of the night, drinking soda and eating pizza and getting to know each other. At the end of it, she entered into a raffle and ended up winning free tickets to Disneyland. We celebrated and parted ways. It was the highlight of that semester.

A few months later, Israel began dropping bombs on her family home. I watched from afar as her entire life fell apart and her family was displaced and killed. Every time I asked how she was doing, she was doing bad.

In Palestine, as in a lot of places in the world, it is shameful to ask for money. A little bit after the war began, I passed a message along to her family offering to help raise funds for their evacuation, but they declined saying that they didn't want pity from anyone. Now it seems like they're running out of options.

My friend has already lost so much so please spare her the additional indignity of asking for help and not receiving it. I can't imagine how soul crushing it would be to do something you believe to be shameful and for your effort to go to waste.

Their goal is only $5000 and they've already raised ~$820, I don't see why we can't raise the full amount within the next week.

Verified by the fact that this is literally my IRL. DM me if u wanna see her Instagram or other contact info proving she's real. Tumblr is a rather unsafe place for Palestinians so I'd rather not publicize all her personal info but I've been pretty careful with the fundraisers I boost on this blog so I hope you can trust me here.

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Bet you I can fit this whole 2x4 in my mouth. Right now. No hesitation. Just locking in.

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Trying to watch the pathetically long show that is Supernatural but I keep getting Blue Steel’ed by Dean Winchester everytime the camera gets a shot of him and I can’t take it anymore.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!”

Average Dean Reaction:

10 SEASONS OF THIS SHIT, I CAN’T DO FIVE MORE, SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEND HIM TO MEW-HAB ISTG

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You ever just take a shot in the dark with a book in a bookstore and then get hit with the:

I’ve always been with you. I’ve always been you.

I lean into your grasp; I touch my mouth to my mouth. Our mouths, together: I say, “I,” and “I,” and “I-”

I think I have won at this whole “life altering piece of media” thing as of late.

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Some people name their pets “Mittens” or “Loki”. I’m so deep in hyperfixation on other people’s OCs that I would pull the shit like “Hubris” or “Puppet” and “That Fuckass Owl” and there’d be a seven hour long info-dump PowerPoint for each one

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Distinguished Fuck sitting politely on a rock

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“I can’t believe the main character of my favourite piece of media just died!” Well buckle in and enjoy the ride, because whereas that is a life-altering event for your media, it’s an average Tuesday for those motherfucking Winchester guys from the ghost show to the point where Death himself is fed up w it

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Longing to scream my feelings from the rooftop and finally be emotionally available, forced to binge Supernatural non-stop

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So I have a random theory/idea about Troy Wonderlust that probably is not at all accurate but it’s been on my brain and I need to talk about it

So like. Troy being a clockwork guy. I’ve seen the theory everywhere. And I thought - what if the reason he looks so human is because he’s not fully clockwork? What if he’s part human?

Specifically: what if Tramilton Lougferd was a real human who died, perhaps in a steam-sledding accident or smth, idk how. But his father then used his clockwork technology to try to bring his son back to life as like a clockwork android.

Maybe the reason Troy and his father are having issues is because Troy is, well, not Tramilton. He’s not the same person brought back to life, he’s becoming his own person, forging his own identity. Choosing a different name and such.

So basically what if Troy’s dad is William Afton and tried to put his dead son back together but oops Troy came back wrong-

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I love that when Cas stopped Dean from becoming Michael’s vessel Dean just decided to resort to homoerotic flirtatious insults because it’s so???

He’s just all like “Blow me Cas!!!” and “Last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid 😉” like???? What exactly did he think he was doing??? What was going through his mind???

He really went “Wow you won’t let me sacrifice myself??? Well why don’t you just fuck me then, huh??? Why don’t we suck each other’s dicks right now??? We should have crazy angry sex right this second. Let’s do it. I bet you won’t.”

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RIP Dean Winchester you would’ve loved watching Wolverine’s shirt explode to reveal his glistening abs in 3D.

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Hello,

I hope you are well. I am writing to you today as a human being who feels the pain and suffering that my family, like the rest of the people in Gaza, is experiencing.

I am running a gofund.me fundraiser here 👇🙏

https://gofund.me/5241a6c7

I know you have a big heart and a deep concern for humanitarian issues, which is why I am asking you to join us in supporting my family in Gaza in any way we can.

Every word, every share, and every small donation can make a big difference. Let’s prove to the world that humanity is still alive and that we will not stand by while others suffer from hunger and death.

Standing by the oppressed is the least we can do as human beings. Let us unite in this difficult time and show the strength of solidarity and love in light of the fragility of life and the importance of human solidarity.

Thank you for your time and attention. I am confident that your big heart will find the right way to contribute to this cause.

Best regards, Mohammed

YES! Please donate and help this man!! <333

https://gofund.me/5241a6c7

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!! MAJOR JRWI EPISODE 114 SPOILERS AHEAD !!

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I just had a sick and twisted fucking thought about episode 114 and I need to share it to the world.

Okay, so Chip realises his mistake- trusting Gillion's clone and failing to see the red flags because, well it's Gill (I could go on a rant about this too)- Gillion's clone has pushed him to the ground and is towering over him. If Chip could bleed, his nose would probably be bloody.

And at this exact moment, where Chip can't use his magic to defend himself and his best-friend is threatening to kill him- we cut back to the real Gillion, who is running up these flights of stairs away from a monster that could literally breathe on him and end his life, he's on 1HP.

AND HERE'S THE THING. HERE'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT.

Destiny's Blade glows in Gillion's hands and whispers that, 'Chip is about to die.'

Gillion- with zero hesitation- goes running to find him and save his life.

THIS SCENE HAS SO MANY LAYERS TO IT- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN- ISTG.

So, for starters, Chip is undead- he physically cannot die, or at least not very easily; I'm guessing that it would take an incredibly powerful, god like entity/bad guy to actually end his undead life now. And yet, Destiny's Blade says that he's about to die.

The blade itself was designed for slaying the undead and the evil entities Gillion himself was designed to fight against- but when it comes to Chip, there's nothing Gillion wouldn't do to protect him with this sword. And that reflects on Destiny's Blade, I would imagine- the blade supports Gillion's destiny, his fight for good.

And to add to this, I don't know if Chip actually could've been killed by clone Gillion- but the idea that he came close and that the sword instinctually reached out to save his life is just- WRAH.

It also highlights just how scared Chip was, because he couldn't fight the clone even if he wanted to, not only because of the magic barrier- but because it's Gill, his co-captain, his best-friend, his paladin (a pirate and his paladin I'm sorry- I love them sm lmao).

And yes, Gillion is known for taking ridiculous risks to keep his friends safe, willing to take every blow and keep fighting like it doesn't hurt because he's a knight, he was trained for this, this is what he's good at- but he runs to find Chip, ON 1HP. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH- THIS MAN WAS IN PIECES, HIS SKIN HAD BEEN TAKEN FROM HIM, AND IF NOT FOR THE DEATH WARD HE PROBABLY WOULD'VE DIED. But he runs off to find him anyway, no hesitation, no thought of his own well-being, only that Chip is in serious danger and he needs to save him. He won't let him die twice.

PRAYING THAT SOMEONE READS THROUGH THIS TANGENT TBH BECAUSE I'M GOING INSANE RIGHT NOW- I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LONG LMAO 😭🙏