Ok, first, what the fuck was that conversation. Childe, you cannot just infodump and leave, it's not good writing. Childe?
Paimon: ooh, it sounds like some kind of ghost story
dear Paimon, everything about this guy sounds like some kind of ghost story. he LOOKS like some kind of ghost story. this isn't exactly news.
Also that awkward moment when you can't decide whether it's abysmally bad writing or if a certain someone is just being manipulative (and bad at it but when has being bad at something ever stopped this boy).
Leaning towards the second option because of the Smug Expression and also everything else in this patch is impeccably written.
Noticed that I become worried when he speaks in "normal" voice without his usual flatness. When Childe starts behaving like a normal human being you know you are in trouble. He wants something from you.
(and then The Expression happened)
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Satan headcanons because he’s babygirl and I think about him a lot
Satan is VERY expressive when he’s reading, almost to a comical extent. It started when he was little, and his brothers thought it was cute at the time, so nobody’s said anything. To this day, it’s very common to see him furrowing his brow or saying “No. No, actually, fuck you,” out loud at a book. He’s just too invested to hide what he’s thinking.
Because he’s so well-read on… literally everything about cats, he points out every single inaccuracy in the movies he and his brothers watch. By now, everybody can predict when he’s about to tell them that cats can’t actually have milk, etc.
Satan ABSOLUTELY has a fursona and no one can tell me otherwise. He's not super active in the community though, he just likes to think about it. He found out about the furry fandom through Levi, who jokingly drew him as a cat, and has been enamoured ever since. Sometimes Levi will gift him art of his fursona as a private birthday present. Nobody can know.
Satan occasionally boxes with Beel. It’s a good way to deal with anger and stay healthy at the same time, so why not?
I’m like 50% sure he canonically plays visual novels? He is at least aware of Danganronpa, whether through Levi or discovering it on his own.
This man is DYING to recite Shakespeare/Molière/etc. Give him the opportunity and he will give a spirited reenactment of whatever he’s reciting. It’s not to show off, he’s just passionate. Given that he’s usually composed (compared to everyone else, anyway), he also likes getting to be more animated once in a while.
This guy is so full of autism
Every now and then he goes shopping with Asmo to find clothes that work with his sensory issues.
He doesn’t really stim around others, primarily because he’s never seen anyone else do it before. Talk to him about it; encourage it; if you yourself do it, stim around him. Soon enough, you’ll see his happy hands.
Ever notice that in events, he’ll sometimes use words that seem out-of-character for him? (I still remember the whiplash I got when he said “yo” a few months ago.) He’s still figuring out who he is, and speech patterns are part of it. He’ll adopt words/phrases from books or his brothers for a short time to see what he likes and what he doesn’t.
Introduce him to My Immortal and similar fanfics. He’ll hate them at first and tell you to get out of his room, but eventually he’ll crack and come to like them. He loves going back and forth, both of you reading to each other and doing silly voices for the dialogue.
Satan 100% has moments of thirteen-year-old snark. He got his ass handed to him for making the “blah blah blah” hand signal to mock Lucifer while Asmo was getting chewed out. Doesn’t regret a thing
More of an imagine than a headcanon, but hear me out. Young Satan got a cat plushie that he loved to DEATH. Like, he took it everywhere with him for decades. Now imagine him going to his big brother Levi, nearly in tears, asking him to fix it after the leg fell off.
Levi panics and is like, “Oh it’s okay!! I’ll fix it, don’t worry,” and gets out his sewing kit. Satan starts to calm down as he watches the plushie get patched up. Levi nervously hands it back when he’s done, and can’t help but feel soft when his baby brother smiles and thanks him
Also think about Satan still having that plushie after all this time, and occasionally knocking on Levi’s door to awkwardly ask him to fix it again
Levi can’t help but smile a little
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I think at this point I've seen quite a lot of dhmis fanfics. but the ones that get me the most probably has to do with teachers centric fanfics. MORE specifically... unemployed brendon. because whenever his lines of dialogue appear in the text, I physically cannot imagine the same voice he has in the tv show.
like colin? sure, he has this funky electronic sounding voice. shrignold? much calmer and soother, though it kind of throws me off whenever he yells in the fanfics because like? his voice is the most emotionless out of the webseries teacher gang and it's considering he's voiced by baker terry. but brendon?
he's voiced by becky sloan, and the thing about the characters she voices is that 99% of the time they're very goofy and silly. brendon just has a very high-pitched, very child-like voice. it sounds as if becky sloan initially swallowed a squeaky toy before entering the vocal booth.
I'm not saying I don't like the way he sounds. he has a very unique voice and a very recognizable one for sure. it's just that... whenever a fanfic (or a comic, even) includes unemployed brendon I can't properly sound out his original voice in my head while reading his dialogue lines, especially if it's suppose to be a very serious or dramatic moment. and I think neither can any of you.
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Me when the jews are freed from being slaves in Egypt:
Me when the jews attack and kill everyone in Jericho except for one family and keep moving on:
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mom: [good advice on how to handle an argument with a friend]
my internal monologue: she’s being so nice and I’m really not fair to her. why don’t I talk to her more?
mom: [unprompted homophobia]
my internal monologue: …that’s why
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