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babetsuggestions · 4 years

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a DIY orthodontist named “brace yourself”

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babetsuggestions · 4 years

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Raise from the dead to celebrate Easter. 🐰

#suggestions

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babetsuggestions · 4 years

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Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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Ah, Halloween. The one night of the year when a police inspector will believe you when you tell him the blood you’re covered in is fake.

#happy halloween ya pumpkins

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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babet are you dressing up as dentist barbie for halloween?

Why would I wear the same costume two years in a row?

#spooky season is serious business #asks

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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Terrorise the city with a machete and a hockey mask to celebrate Friday the 13th.

#getting festive #suggestions

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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did any of PM ever meet your wife?

No. They don’t even know her name.

#and before you ask #no i won’t tell you what it is #asks

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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Oh, he’s definitely nicer in general. Less stabby.

Who's nicer? Gueulemer or Babet?

...I don't know

#we’ll just have to wait and see #👉😎👉

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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The fact that I just said that and you’re still having trouble deciding if Gueul is nicer than me...

Who's nicer? Gueulemer or Babet?

...I don't know

#exactly #you know i’d only cut you up if you really deserved it

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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Mood.

You're married?

I don't like to think about it. But yes.

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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Say it’s me or I’ll cut you into a thousand pieces. (:

Who's nicer? Gueulemer or Babet?

...I don't know

#come on #i’m a delight

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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Hello, Babet. How are you doing on this fine day?

Very well, thank you! I’m covered in blood, and that’s always a sign of a good day.

#asks

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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For science: does sous smile?

Yes, he’s not a robot. No one can resist my dad jokes.

#asks

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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You’ve never let me murder Sous, and there’s definitely been times when /he/ deserved it. ~Gueul

You know he’s never deserved worse than a bit of stabbing.

#i’ve never let him murder you either soooo #gueulemersuggestions #asks

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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idk which is worst. murder. ghosting your friends. murder. ghosting your friends

Just don’t murder your friends.

#unless they deserve it #asks

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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“That’s kinda shitty.”

He murders people.

that's kinda shitty tbh

I'm well aware of that-

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babetsuggestions · 5 years

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Sooo the teeth prices. Do we get more money if you’re not the one who extracts them? Let’s say (hypothetically of course) someone punches another persons teeth out?

You might actually get less. They’re more likely to be damaged if they’ve been punched out.

#and i can make it painless #or more painful #whichever you prefer #(or whichever i prefer :) )#asks

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