there are like five rules to life and those rules are
1. eat 3 meals a day & keep a snack on u
2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you
3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm, if you’re getting close to your sleep time but not at it yet, or if you’ve been awake for a while
4. do a little something for urself every day
5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)
and the secret 6th rule:
6. if you can’t do all of those rules, just do the ones you can
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mentally putting my blorbo in a pan with oil and garlic and a bit of onion on medium heat. sauteing him until he gets fragrant and a little crispy
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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
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I love that queer can mean 'I don't know what I am'. I love that queer can mean 'it's none of your business what I am'. And i love that queer can mean 'I know exactly what I am, but it's a long list that I don't feel like reciting every time'.
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the "I'm just some guy" neutrality movement helped me so much more than "everyone is hot and beautiful" positivity movement ever did tbh
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Do you think the decline of religiousness can be linked to the increase in light pollution?
No but I LOVE where your mind is going
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demon gf that insists on making pacts for every little thing
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NASA releases the clearest images of Neptune’s rings in over 30 years
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instead of a torch Eddie shows up for the upside down with these
Steve really wishes he didn’t have such a crush on him and wished even harder that the gloves didn’t make him want Eddie more
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