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Working on a science project where i gotta analyse a sci-fi ship. I’ve chosen Red Dwarf and have the feeling that it was built in a similar way to the international space station but am not entirely sure if that’s something I read somewhere or just made up. If anyone knows (if I haven’t just made that up) where that info can be found please let me know.

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That entire scene made me want to shake Sherlock by the shoulders and tell him that he can’t. He really can’t act straight.

"i can perform the role of a straight man in the grips of love watson, dont you worry!!"

"yeah... no you can't."

"can't i" :(((

"no you can't"

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Cyril Karn is the Star Wars equivalent of Arnold Rimmer. He’s a pathetic little excuse for a human who is seen as the runt of the family. In season 1, he’s desperate to get Cassian arrested, fixated on it so much he looses his job. His mother thinks he’s a disappointment when she finds out about this. The way Cyril dresses with everything freakishly tidy, behaves so stiff and so stuck up, it’s all something Rimmer would do. He’s Star Wars’ answer to Arnold Rimmer.

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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Am I late to realising this, but Ryan’s gran (doctor who) is played by the same actress who voices Lestrade in Sh&Co?!?!?

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Ok I know it’s been a few days since Norwood Builder part 3 dropped so here are my thoughts: - Sherlock not giving John a bulletproof vest was weird. If he knew the gun was functional, why not tell John to wear a bulletproof vest too? That whole thing just felt out of character. - ⁠wtf was with that scene about fukin deliveroo. Is it just me or did that feel out of place, like the writer couldn’t think of anything else to put in so he put that in. - ⁠the phone call from the private number theory: hear me out: Mycroft. Now, Mycroft is the British government, and it makes sense that he would use a private number. That whole thing outside Madame Tussaud’s was being broadcast live by the world’s press, seen by thousands so it isnt a far fetched idea that maybe Mycroft called Lestrade to ask her to keep his younger brother out of trouble/danger. - ⁠Also given how intense the last few stories have been, they’re surely building up to something, right? Mycroft? Moriarty? Both?

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Chapter 9 of the Regency fic is out!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60060262

Oh fuck this shit

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Canon.

I feel like Sherlock would start listing his Symptoms to Mariana and she would start laughing and go "omg. Sherlock you are in love with John"

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Option second from the bottom.

I ask Sh&Co Sherlock Holmes for $500 000. He would immediately turn me away, getting annoyed at me for wasting his time. If I don’t get that 500k by the end of the night, I am cooked, so I had better make a good case of it to him (pun not intended).

You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

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oooo good point

I have some thoughts about the Norwood Builder ep of Sherlock and Co.

Like obvs if you know the canon story, you know Jonas Oldacre faked his death. I’m thinking that Hector McFarlane’s wife was in on it. He starts his story about what happened with this long rant about how much his wife pissed him off by insisting on buying an air fryer and apparently he yells at her and expects to get his own way in everything. McFarlane also mentions coming home very late frequently, so plenty of time for Shereen and Oldacre to do their plotting. Plus in the canon story, Oldacre has a female accomplice whom he lives with, either his landlady or his lodger or housekeeper. I think the wife and the builder conspired to frame McFarlane for murder to get him out of their hair.

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Duck, your artstyle is EVERYTHING

sherlock eating penne pasta

i took my own ref pics to draw this but it actually doesn't help as much when you're trying to draw a 6' 2'' lanky 30 something old detective but you're actually a 5' 5'' teenage college girl

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Doctor Who has Eurovision now

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Sherlock’s phone pinged, and he snatched it up, quickly, thinking it was a message from John, but it was not.

Dear me, Mr. Holmes, The hound circles. It’s looking for its next victim. M.

His heart sank so rapidly, he felt as if he was going to throw up. This scheme was bigger than he had initially thought.

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They're gonna make Gromit a Pokemon

Pokemon has teased a new claymation project with Aardman (Wallace and Gromit), coming out all the way in 2027. 😮