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This is amazing

Y/N: *singing* Everything is-

Sam and Dean: Terrible.

Jack: …awesome!

Y/N and Jack in unison: EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU’RE PART OF A TEAM!

Sam and Dean: *rolls eyes*

Jack: We watched the LEGO Movie last night!!

Dean: *sarcastically* Oh really?

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

concept: Loki dies in Infinity War, and Thors like “lmfao yeah right”

time passes, but still, hes faked his death longer. a memorial is put up, songs are sung, Thor still wont believe it. as the years pass, he stops eyeing anyone acting out of character suspiciously, forgets how long its been since he expects to see him when the battle is raging.

one day, when he’s as old and grey as his father, he does what he never thought he would do; he brings a tribute to Lokis’s memorial. its then he finally understands that he’s gone. that that familiar presence was just his love for his brother, and that he supposes in a way, he really didn’t leave hi–

and then the monument transforms into Loki and hes like mblerg! and stabs him

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2012 Apocolypse

December 20th 2011

Me and Bobby flew to Xultún, Guatemala because a hunter sent out a mass call for help. When we arrived people were in a panic. I huffed and looked at Bobby through my reflective sunglasses.

"Its the end of the world as we know it..." I sang with a broad grin.

"What?" Bobby snapped.

"2012 Myan apocolypse? It's right around the corner..."

"Oh that ain't even a real thing." Bobby scolded. I cackled as we entered the bar.

"There maybe some truth to this... 2012 apocolypse..." the bartender stated to us. I glanced around the bar as Bobby berated the younger hunter. There were several Hunters sitting around a table tall, one sitting by himself, and another making out with a couple girls by the pool table. I snorted with distaine at the young man necking the girls

"Come on Derrick! A seasoned hunter like yourself..." Bobby frowned.

"Bobby... I've seen somethings down here in the last month that would make anyone believe the end of the world was coming." Derrick stated quietly.

"Such as... please elaborate on what makes you think the end of the world is actually coming?" I urged him.

"Who the hell is this!" Derrick demanded of Bobby.

"Rod and Holly Wrights girl... shes a damn good hunter... probably one of the best of her age." Bobby explained.

"So shes the Grimm?" Derrick asked. I stiffened, Bobby and I glanced at each other.

"Grimm?" Bobby asked as if he had no idea. My sunglasses flew off my face and Derricks face morphed into a wolfmans face.

"She's the Grimm!" He howled. I glanced over my shoulder and saw the two women who had been necking was now morphed into hideous creatures.

"Hexenbiest!" I shouted to Bobby turning to find him gasping for air to the ground, as was everyone else. Then I felt the clawing at at my throat the need for air as my surroundings turned dark.

I woke to the sound of chanting and a knife on the side of my neck. I gasped in pain and looked around wildly with blurry eyes. The young man who had been making out with the hexenbiests was beside me on an alter type thing, our blood mixed and dripped down the side of the golden altar.

First thing I though was what blood diseases am I getting, the next was, why the heck are they trying to bleed me out.

I looked around the ancient temple, the hieroglyphs talked about the 2012 apocalypse and... from what I could tell, nephilum... and not the nice kind. This was Damos, son of Lucifer himself.

"Crap." I grumbled when I realized that they were trying to raise up Damos.

The young man next to me groaned awake, I tried to discreetly break my chains since we were surrounded by monsters.

Lights and electricity crackled over the temple. It was about to happen the apocalypse was on its way, no time to waste, I broke my chains and made eye contact with the young man and reach over and snapped his chains as well. The monsters around us started screaming and running as I helped the young man stand.

"What's going on?" He panted.

"They unlocked a nephilum who's bent on destroying the world." I answered.

"So, the 2012 apocolypse is really happening?" He asked. I looked up at with a smirk.

"Not if I have anything to say about it." I answered. He smirked back.

"Let's fuck these bitches up." He smirked back.

"Well that's vulgar and sounds like a lot of STDs." I stated flatly walking using the long chains that were still attached to me as a weapon.

"Well you sound like a lot..." I heard him trail off then follow me.

"All hail Damos!" A chorus of voices. The young man and I ran forward.

"Damos!" I shouted, my boomed in the old temple.

Damos was a big man, 6'5" and mule bound, he turned to face me and was completely naked. I blushed furiously and covered my face.

"Dude cover your junk." The young man called then looked at me, I suppose. "What's wrong with you? Never seen a duck before?" He asked. I shook my head violently. "Seriously? Well snap out of it he's coming to fight!" He exclaimed. I uncovered my face in time to see him lift his hands, the young man and I rose off the ground. "Shit shit shit." The young man exclaimed.

"The prophecy foretold formidable warriors were going to challenge me, not a couple of children." He laughed flicking his wrist and sent us flying into the wall.

"Are you ok?" I asked as the young man groaned.

"Awesome." He answered sarcastically. Damos turned and lifted his hands in the air the monsters roared his praises and lighting bolted from Damos.

"Hes getting stronger by the second. We have to stop him."

"You got any ideas?" He grumbled. I grabbed an old spear head, dusted it off and coated it in my blood.

"I'm a virgin and a Grimm, that combination will kill anything. You stab him while I hold him." I explained.

"Ok go." He answered. I ran toward Damos. He lifted his hand to me, waves of power hit me. It hurt but I pushed on and marched toward him. He looked confused as I ran past him, effectively turning his back to the young man helping me.

"Not even a Grimm can do that!" He exclaimed, looking me over. "You are powerful indeed... join me." He smiled smoothly, extending his hand to me. He was using some kind of mind control to try and sway me, I let myself relax like it was working, "I'll give you the world." I took his hand and smiled brightly.

"My lord, look out!" A monster cried as The young man ran up behind him. I jerked Damos around and ran toward my partner effectively helping him ram the spear head deep into his chest cavity. His eyes flashed bright yellow and he died with a pained groan.

"WE DID IT!" I cried victoriously.

"We still ain't put off the woods yet." My partner grumbled. I looked around at the monsters around us, slowly but surely they started to run away.

"That was too easy." He said.

"Let's just take the win dude!" I exclaimed. "Now the really hard part... how do we get back to civilization?" I asked.

"Its that way.... I think..." he stated

"Mmmh, ok....I'm Dani." I introduced myself, extending my hand.

"Dean." He smirked shaking my hand.

"Nice to meet you Dean!" I smiled. "I think we should follow this road here back to town." I stated marching down the path.

"It cannot be that easy!" Dean shouted making me laugh.

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I know some incredibly clever sensors! And I hate typing stereotypes

>=(

When people’s arguments to me are “That character’s too smart to be a sensor.”

Like, check your typist bigotry at the door because that right there’s stupid.

- ENFP Mod

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Oh my gosh I have those two kind of dogs and they absolutely love each other

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Woohoo

Jensen Ackles | NJCon 2018 | The Jump | (x)

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Grimmest of Hunters

So I'm was looking over my stories and realized they haven't been well thought out or planned so I'm gonna take a short brake and get several thing written and planned talk to y'all soon

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Teaser for the next story of the Grimmest of Hunters.

Jess was walking hand in hand with Sam, the air was clear and clean, and she could feel that there were no cars resting on her beloved shoulders. She looked up at and smiled as they leaned into kiss.

"Dean and Cali are joining us on our walk." Sam smiled through the kiss.

"Why?" Jess questioned pulling away. Sam looked down at her brow drawn in confusion.

"Hes my brother... I'd do anything for him." Sam stated slowly.

"Yes I know but..." she started.

"Hi-ya bitch." Dean's voice boomed from behind her. Jess turned to find Dean and Cali standing next to each other. "We know what you are." Dean's lip curled.

"Say, bye-bye life..." Cali stated pointing a cross bow her.

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Teddy Bear picnic

Cali stirred awake everything was unfamiliar to her. Panic quietly swept over as she tried to figure out where she was when a familiar scent registered in her sleep foggy brain. She rolled over and found Dean sleeping next to her. "Dean? What the hell man?" she questioned when his green eyes cracked open with a smile. The pair laughed and then Cali sat up with a groan. "How long was I out?" "Couple days." Dean yawned. "No wonder I have to pee!" Cali lumbered quickly to the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Dean smiled and reached for his phone to see a text from Sam. 'Went for a run with Jess, meet us at 9 for breakfast at IHOP if you're awake.' it read. Dean stood up as Cali walked out of the bathroom. "I'm hungry." "Hurry up and well get IHOP with Sam and Jess." Cali glanced down at her clothes then glared at Dean. "Dean! Did you change me into pajamas again!" Cali snapped. "Maybe if you took care of yourself and slept every night like a normal person I wouldn't have too!" Dean retorted. "Look whos calling the kettle black!" Cali raised an unamused brow at him. Dean frowned indignantly then pursed his lips and shrugged in agreement. Dean looked at her and started laughing "what?" "Nothing... Just, your hair looks like it got caught in electric wind tornado!" Dean waved. Cali groaned held her hair down with both arms. She winced holding her breath, the stitches in her side pulling. "Hey, careful... Need help getting dressed?" Dean asked quietly. Cali shook her head. "Nope." she replied tightly walking away, "gimme five." she smiled at Dean as she gathered clothes and went to the bathroom. Dean and Cali strolled toward the restaurant, Cali put on a pair of sunglasses and a fedora hat. "Nice hat and glasses," Dean remarked as they entered the restaurant. "Are we on a river? Because there's a buttload of Eisbiber around here!" Cali murmured. "Ice-what?" Dean proclaimed. "Wow! It's so great to see you up!" Jess exclaimed jumping up and hugging Cali. The curly haired girl grunted in discomfort and awkwardly hugged her back. "We were really worried about you! You must be starving! Let's eat." Jess cooed. Cali looked at Dean uncomfortably, pushing her sunglasses further up her nose as she sat across from Dean. "How did you and Dean meet?" Jess asked. "Its..." the two looked at each other, "not really a dinner table topic..." Cali explained. "Especially if you're serving sloppy joes," Dean stated then crackled loudly. Sam bitch faced his brother as Cali howled in laughter. "Oh lord you're right it did look like sloppy joes by the time we were done." she cackled. Jess and Sam finally understood how Dean had felt over the last several months of being a third wheel as Cali and Dean cracked inside joke after another. "So, I found a case..." Sam interrupted. "In Towsend, Tennessee a man was mauled to death," Sam explained glancing up at Cali, who still wore her sunglasses. "You know who wears sunglasses inside?" Sam questioned, "blind people and douchbags." "Sam," Jess whispered. Cali slipped the sunglasses off. They ordered their food and continued discussing the case. "They seem... Kind of childish..." Jess whispered to Sam, after the 18hour drive to Towsend, and then the trip to the more to inspect the bodies. Sam scoffed in agreement as he watched his brother and the wild-haired hunter bicker about some recently released movie, as they got in the car to have a drink at a bar. "That's an understatement... They're both older than us too..." Sam muttered. "They could be gone all night." Jess walked up behind Sam, next thing he felt was a pair of cuffs on one wrist. "Be quicker next time babe," Sam growled roughly grabbing Jess and tossing her to the bed. Jess squealed and then giggled, as Sam quickly picked the lock of the cuffs and approached her with them. "You've been very bad." he smiled. "Dean I'm not gonna help you find a none Wessen one night stand," Cali stated firmly as they walked into the bar. Dean huffed and scowled at the young woman. "Fine... We'll look for wessen-y suspects." Dean scowled as he opened the door for his companion. "Thanks." Cali murmured waiting just inside the door for Dean. Dean watched Cali's face as she looked around the room. He guessed she saw over half a dozen of the Wessen. "So?" Dean questioned. Cali bowed her head as someone passed by and led Dean to a corner booth. "There's a pack of wolf people... " Cali explained. "Could they be responsible for the maulings?" Dean questioned. Cali thought about it a moment then sucked through her teeth indicating she wasn't sure. "These guys actually eat their victims... The autopsy report indicated that every last bit of the victims was accounted for... Except for blood which was all over the scene of the crime apparently." Cali spoke quietly to him as they sat close to one another discussing the case. Dean waived over a waitress. Dean ordered, flirting with the pretty woman, and then Cali looked up to order to see that the waitress was a cat person. Their eyes met, in a moment of silence. Dean looked between the two and recognized the looks on both their faces. "Oops," he muttered as the waitress yowled in panic. "GRIMM! SHES A GRIMM!" the waitress scrambled away. The pack of wolf people all snarled and howled approaching Cali and Dean. The young woman got out of the booth as quickly as her sore body would allow and raised her hands to show no threat. "Look I'm not here for any of you unless you're the things that have been mauling people," Cali exclaimed. The pack leader stopped and stared at her. "You're here for that?" he snarled. Cali shrugged. "I'm not interested in wolf people tonight," Cali stated. "We are called Blutbaden!" one of the pack snapped. "Gazuntite?" Cali offered. "Mother fucking smart ass," Dean grumbled. The pack leader chuckled dryly. "You're not here to kill us." "I'm not like most Grimms, I don't want to kill you all... I just want some food and drink and to get rid of this... whatever's killing people so I can sleep while we drive to another destination where we'll repeat all this again." Cali stated. The lack leader grunted. "Freddy no! She's a Grimm!" another pack member shouted. "Whos the alpha of this pack!" *'Freddy'* exclaimed. He turned back to Cali. "I know every single Wessen in town, and everyone that's passing through, all of them kill for food, and wouldn't leave anything to waste. And we don't kill humans or other wessen anymore not for the better part of a decade." the pack leader explained. "So..." Dean cleared his throat. "You've had you been here long enough to know any of the local folklore." "Get these here good folks beer and food." "I don't drink really that much..." Cali protested. "Tonight you do!" the pack leader stated. Cali forced a smile and asked for a hard cider instead as Freddy spoke and the rest of the bar went about their business. "It all started a couple weeks ago, an 8-year-old girl was caught in the middle of a fight and was killed," Freddy explained taking a chug of beer. "That doesn't explain the rash of mauling that has taken place in this town." Cali deadpanned. "Becuase you didn't let me finish bitch." Freddy snarled. "Hey watch the way you talk to her!" Dean snapped. Freddy turned to his true form and was instantly reminded of what Cali was. He settled down quickly after that. "She was a Hexenbiest in the middle of, well her 'Wessen' puberty..." Cali groaned "Next night was the first mauling. I think her ghost has come back and is on a killing spree." Freddy explained. "She's a what going through what!" Dean exclaimed eyes squinted in confusion. Cali sighed and turned to Dean a scowl on her face. "D-bop... I don't do ghosts... I do 'Wessen' and another type of monsters; werewolves, shapeshifters, djinn, dude freaking zombies... I hate zombies... but I don't know how to fight something I can't...." "Behead?" Freddy asked flatly. Cali paused and looked at him with an apologetic smirk. "Ghosts are easy," Dean snorted at Cali's dramatics. "Anyway... Thanks for your help, Freddy... And for giving me a chance." Cali smiled. An upbeat country song started playing on the jukebox. "I've never danced with a Grimm before." Freddy smiled. "What about it sweetheart, ever danced with a blutbad?" he asked smirking. Cali smirked back. "You're actually the first guy to ever ask me to dance." Cali smiled. "We should probably be getting back," Dean stated. Cali winked at her friend as she followed Freddy to the dance floor. "Whats the matter D-bop? Ya jealous?" Cali asked as they got out if the Impala. "No, I'm not jealous of little ms. Dances with wolves," Dean snapped causing Cali to cackle. "I'm just weirded out by the fact you didn't care to dance with one of those things," Dean grumbled. Cali laughed and patted his back. "Let's tell Sam and Jess about our findings tonight." Cali smiled up at her friend. Dean turned to the door and opened it to Sam and Jess in the throws of passion. "WHAT THE FUCK SAM!" Dean shouted jumping back and slamming the door. Cali held a hand over her mouth holding back the laughter. "Quite literally," Cali remarked giggling. Dean scoffed and smiled awkwardly. Nearly a minute later the door opened and Sam glared at his brother. "Dude! Knock next time!" Sam growled. "Dude, next time put a fucking sock on the door!" Dean exclaimed. "How do socks fuck?" Cali mused, causing both brothers to look at her. "is it when you put one inside of the other... So they need help... Enunciate... Emancipate... Incinerate?" "Insemination." Jess offered walking out, "Why don't we all step inside Jess offered. "No cause it'll smell like sex in there," Dean exclaimed. "I'm sleeping in the damn car! See you two in the morning." Dean pulled Cali back to the car, once in the car he flipped his brother off as the younger man sent a bitch face to his brother and closed the door. "Dean, why are you freaking out over your brother doing it with his girlfriend? It's not like you're a virgin or anything..." Cali asked as they settled down to sleep in opposite seats. "My baby brother has a working healthy relationship... It's just weird to think about." Dean explained. "Ah, I felt the same about my baby sister when she got married..." Cali stated. "You're sister was hot on her wedding day." Dean smiled. Cali snorted. "I'll let her know you said that," she remarked dryly. "Good night Dean." "Night Cali," he replied. Sam and Jess walked out of the hotel room and found the Impala empty. Before they could ask where they were Dean and Cali walked up wearing a black and white suit. "Whats going?" Sam asked. "There was an attack last night... The sirens woke us up last night so we went to investigate... That was brutal." Dean explained. "Yeah, thankfully Freddy is town sheriff si that was a big help... Ya know, I'm actually hungry." Cali sighed looking up at Dean. Everyone looked at her in surprise. "Yeah me too," Dean exclaimed after a moment. "Let's eat." "I think your brother and Jess are scared of me." Cali murmured as they walked down the darkened street that evening, carrying takeout food. Dean chuckled and licked his lips. "Of course they are! You aren't like most chicks out there. You can be intimidating." Dean explained draping a casual arm around her shoulders. "Did I intimidate you when we first met?" Cali asked. "Nah! You were more sacred than intimidating..." the pair stopped in their tracks as a little girl appeared before them. She took one look at Cali and snarled, turning to her true hexenbiest form. "GRIMM!" her ghostly voice shrieked, "KILL HER!" "Run..." Dean urged grabbing the sleeve of her flannel jacket. The two ran to the motel room as fast as they could and busted through the door. "You would think you two would have learned to knock the first time!" Jess snapped. "Something is after us." Dean panted. Sam became alert and cocked his gun. "What is it?" He asked checking his gun. Dean and Cali glanced at each other. "We aren't sure." They answered together. Sam sighed. "I swear if you are playing some sort of sick joke..." just then the door knocked open and a small fuzzy brown teddy bear rolled in. It landed on its butt and looked up at the group of four. "What-the-fuck..." Dean mused staring at the teddy bear. "Its so cute!" Jess cooed. Just then it turned its beady black eyes up to Cali and Dean, long black claws grew from its fluffy little paws, and it snarled. Cali shrieked and jumped behind Dean, stomping her feet in a mini fit as Dean stomped the bear into a pile of fluff. "I don't do ghosts and freaky kids or kid toys" Dean! I can't do this!" Cali shook. As Sam and Dean set into a flurry of motion. "I'm in a nightmare, this actually feels like one of my nightmares..." Cali droned. "Shut up!" Dean ordered her. Cali frowned and shot a glare at Dean. "Dude, I'm freaking out here!" Cali exclaimed. Dean turned on her and grabbed her shoulders. "Get in the fucking bathroom and lock the door," Dean ordered. Cali sighed. "Youll need all the help you can get D-bop... I just need a sec to freak out before I can help..." Cali explained. "Are you done?" Dean asked. Cali nodded. "K, get the salt out of my bag and salt all the doors and windows." "How is salt gonna stop an angry hoard of killer teddies?" "Cali, just do it," Dean ordered. Cali started rummaging through his bag. "Cali hows the salt coming?" "There is no salt in your bag!" Cali proclaimed. "Shit...." Dean groaned "Jess in the bathroom!" Sam ordered Jess as Dean and Cali argued. "No!" She snapped back. "Jessica... I can't lose you... please..." Sam plead to lean his forehead against hers. "Fine." Jess sighed. She slipped i to the windowless bathroom and tried to mimic the summoning spell she had seen in Johns Journal, after she had the summoning spell done to the point she thought it would fool her three friends she bit her wrist, and let the blood fall onto the fluff of the teddy bear that Dean had shredded. "I summon your master to this place..." she whispered holding her hand's palm up. Shouting and pained screams from the other room. The young hexenbiest appeared in ghostly form, "call off your army." Jess ordered. "No!" She snarled. "Fine then, spare the tallest one." Jess bargained. "Kill the others spare my lover." She offered. "NO, HE PROTECTS THE GRIMM! KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL!" "You leave me no other choice," Jess responded calmly clenching her fists. The hexenbiest ghost shrieked and incinerated along with the army of teddy bears. The bathroom door slammed open. Jess screamed and recoiled away. "Jess! Jess you ok?" Sam exclaimed rushing to her. "Oh, Sam!" She cried clinging to his neck. "Baby, you're bleeding!" Jess shook. Sam pulled her into the main room. "I'm not in as bad of shape as Cali is," Sam stated. Jess looked at Dean as he held the curly haired hunter in his arms. The Winchesters always kept their wits about them as they hunted, but right now Dean was nearly hyperventilating as he tried to stop her bleeding. "Dean, let me help her." Jess soothed encouraging him to let her go. "It doesn't look like she has any cuts that will need stitches... really the only thing I'm worried about is a concoction." Jess reported, "go get the first aid kit, and boil some water, while I check her eyes for a concoction " Jess ordered. The brothers obliged and Jess pried Cali's eyes open, "so you're a Grimm... This changes things." Jess mumbled to herself.

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The Grimmest of Hunters

Why Cant We Be Friends

Warnings: canon level violence, Dean has a potty mouth, awkward partial nude scene.

     The full moon was high in the sky and illuminated the woods brilliantly. The national state park looked beautiful in the pale light, crickets chirped, frogs sang. A scream cut the serenity of the forest, followed by bloodthirsty howls.

     The young woman panic mingled her sobs and screams together. The fear of what was directly behind her driving her forward. She fell over something in her path and fell at someone's feet. She looked up at a young woman wearing jean shorts, tank top and a flannel around her waist. The most fighting part was the two axes in her hands. The woman screamed up at the ominous figure.

          "I think your oxygen would be best used to continue running rather than screaming like a fool." the figure stated. The terrified young woman stared. "Well run along then." The things chasing the woman arrived and howled. "Whooo, giving me chills." she mocked.

          "Grimm." They snarled.

          "Any chance any of you want to surrender?" she questioned.

          "I suppose we'll taste the flesh of a Grimm tonight boys!" the leader of the pack shouted.

          "Alright, bitches!... Let's get down to business." the wolf-like people attacked. The young woman easily dodged, parried, and attacked. “really? is this the best you mongrels have got?” she panted with a chuckled looking around at her fallen assailants. “So disappointing.” she sighed to herself whipping her axes off on the clothing of one of the dead werewolves. her phone sang out ‘Hooked on a Feeling’. “Hi Dean.” she panted.

          “Hey Cali!” he greeted, “You sound out of breath... did i catch you in a compromising situation?” Dean questioned suggestively.

          “if you were a cop maybe.” she laughed, “I just finished a hunt.” she explained.

          “Oh, did i miss anything good?” Dean asked. Cali gave a ‘meh’ to convey her dissatisfaction with the case. “So... Cassie called.”

          “Tell that bitch to shove it, Dean!” Cali snarled. Dean chuckled nervously on the other line. “She dumped you and doesn’t deserve you, and defiantly doesn’t deserve a booty call either.”

          “She called about a case.” Dean explained. Cali remained silent, “Would you mind meeting up in Missouri?” he asked sheepishly.

         “Of course not Dean... I’ll get there as soon as I can, a friend called for back up, i should be there day after tomorrow.” Cali explained starting her car.

         “Fuck, Your car sounds like shit.” Dean exclaimed. Cali laughed loudly and sarcastically, “Kay, bye.” Dean laughed hanging up.

     As a Grim, Cali didn’t need very much sleep. She could go a couple days without sleep, and then crashed hard the third day. She had just had plenty of sleep, so she wrapped up a few meaning-ill scratches and left to help her friend to get to Missouri faster.

     Dawn crept over the horizon as Cali found the meeting place for her hunter friend. She approached buckling her belt on, her friends shoulders were tense and his head was down, blood stained his face and clothes.

         “Tom? What happened?” she questioned with worry.

         “I’m sorry...” he shook. Cali heard something running up behind her. She dropped down as she heard a blade slice through the air. the moment her hands hit the gravel she pivoted herself to take her attackers feet out. A scythe landed next to her, and the man was a creature she hadn’t seen before. She grabbed it’s face and drove her elbow into the joint of its jaw, a sickening crack could be heard. Cali then lunged for the scythe and stood holding the blade to her attacker as he turned into his human form.

          “My brothers shall avenge me,” he stated through gritted teeth, his heavy European accent still evident. Cali harrumphed and sliced his head off with the scythe. she looked at Tom who stared at her in shock. Running feet sounded all around them.

"How many more are there!" she exclaimed, and Tom shook, and then his head rolled away from his body. Cali landed on her hands and connected a mule kicked to the attacker behind her. A total of five men surrounded her all of them the same creature as the first. She turned and ran back to her car making it just in time to drive away before the men got to her. "What on earth!" Cali panted shakily. She could now feel warm blood oozing down her side, apparently, they had got her after all. She sighed and looked for the closest motel room to stitch herself up.

She showered in cold water to clean the wound of debries and once she was out she drenched the wound in rubbing alcohol. She bit her shirt to keep from screaming and slapped her palms on the sink to divert the pain someplace else.

"That looks gastly!" a crisp European accent sounded. Cali clutched her shirt to her bare chest, iternally thanking God she had put underwear on and begging for help.

"Who are you!" she demanded looking around the room for the closest weapon. Her gun lay on the sink next to her, but that would require letting go of her shirt.

"My name is prince Eric, I represent one of the seven royal families." he stsrted.

"How 'bout you leave

"Prince or not I'll shoot you in your face if you don't leave right now!" Cali snapped.

"No need for hostility ms. Wright." Eric chuckled standing.

"How do you know my name?" she asked.

"How about I get my medic in here to look after your injury, while we talk buissness." Eric smirked.

"How 'bout no." Cali snapped as the supposed medic walked in, his face changed into a dog-like creature, "I've been really nice up until now! Get out before I start rolling heads!" she proclaimed, she could feel the blood starting to ooze down her side again.

"Calm down, and let the man sew you up!" Eric demanded. Cali glanced at the creature beside her and it snarled. Cali held her shirt tightly to her bare form, her senses were on high alert and every nerve felt like it was on fire as Eric's eyes raked over her body. "So beautiful." he hummed caressing her cheek, Cali pulled away from his hand, "too bad the reapers had to go and scare you," he replied turning away.

"Reaper?" Cali's voice shook from the pain of needle and thread being pulled through her flesh.

"Grimm Reapers... A specific type of Wessen that is dedicated to killing Grimm," he explained. " its a good thing you're working for me now, I can keep them away from you..."

"Absolutly." Cali smiled weakly.

"See to that she's put on the jet and taken immediately to Austria," Eric ordered the medic. "I'm off to see my brother." eric stated walking ouy.

"Lets go, Grimm," the medic growled. Cali nodded and stood shakily.

"Let me get dressed real quick," she muttered stumbling over to her bag. She slipped on a built-in bra undershirt and a pair of shorts, finding her throwing knives. In one fluid moment, she turned and threw the knife into the 'wessen's' windpipe. It gurgled as it pulled at the knife and died.

"Ow." Cali whined pulling on a flannel and belted her machete onto her hips and went outside to be greeted with several more Wessen.

"Look, guys, I don't want to fight." Cali sighed tightly gripping her machete. They charged her. The only way Cali could justify the beating she took was that she was already injured.

Sam and Jess stood back as Dean and Cassie undressed each other visuall, again. Jess giggled lightly, then the coulple leaned together.

"Why don't they just get it in and get it over with already!" Jess whispered to Sam, who chuckled and shrugged.

"Sorry I'm late... I looked into your case its deffinatly a ghost of some kind... And I don't think I'll be much help." Cali's voice sounded. Everyones heads turned to her and they gaped, Dean however rushed to her.

"Cali? What the hell happened!" Dean held her shoulder to steady, and study, her. She smiled tieredly.

"Reapers, and princes, and dog-people... Oh my." she chuckled dryly starting to nod off. Dean sighed as she fell asleep. He lifted her easily and turned to Cassie.

"Ive got to take care of her." Dean explained. Cassie frowned. “I’ll come by later tonight.” Dean explained.

"Do you even realize you’re in love with her...” Cassie asked. Dean looked at her in shock then to Sam and Jess.

         “Since when!” Dean exclaimed.

          “Ever since I've known you... that one of he reasons i broke up with you.” Cassie shook her head and walked away.

          “She’s my best friend damn it!” Dean snapped then looked at his brother and Jess. “Go with Cassie, i’ll come pick you guys up once i get her settled.” Dean sighed, holding the small young woman closer as he took her to the Impala. Why Can’t they just be friends?

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HOT DAMN

Get this man a shield.

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These people playing jumangi on the weekends for fun.

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The Grimmest of Hunters

Hey guys, sorry it's taking so long for the next short. I'm working two jobs and life is cray-cray! It'll be up soon promise!

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Concerning Jess

No warnings

Author note: just a little blurb i couldn't fit into the previous story.

"You've gotten better since our last hunt together." Dean stated walking up to her.

"What can i say, im amazing!" Cali exclaimed casually, then her face fell. "Dean... is that your mom?" She questioned, a burning figure approched the group and then the flames died down.

"Mom?" Dean shook. She turned to Sam sadness in her eyes.

"Sam, I'm so sorry."

"For what?" Sam questioned. The ghost of thier mother turnes to Dean and Cali.

"You keep protecting my boys." She said to Cali. "Promise me."

"I will, but it's time for you to move on Mary... I've got this." Cali nodded. Mary sighed and nodded slowly fading from view.

"What is it you've got?" Sam asked walking toward Cali.

"I have to go." She sighed looking at her phone as it wrang. "Im sorry, D." She squeezed his shoulder and ran out of the house.

"How was Dani able to move against that things... pushing powers?" Jess asked Dean.

"If you wanna know about that you'll have to ask her yourselves cause i promised her i wouldnt talk about it..." Dean answered walking out.

"Hey Mike." Cali greeted tbe man that slipped into her car. He smilex kindly at the young woman.

"How did the mission go." His thick Irish accent rolled off his tong like a smooth drink of whisky.

"Sam's girlfriend... i think i saw something... i have to tell Dean." Cali blurted.

"Negitive." Mike shook his head.

"But what if shes dangerous?"

"Then Dean would be safer not know than pretending everything is ok. Until you are certain keep your acusations to yourself." Mike ordered. Cali sighed heavily. "We have another assingment for you. " Cali looked to Mike and groaned starting her car, a sound like death coming from the engine of the old white honda.

"Fine." She grumbled.

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I'll be there for you

No warnings. SamxJess pairing, i do not own the charachters or the episode this is copied after (season 1, home) Over the next several months of traveling with Jess and his brother, Sam noticed how different Dean was, mostly how Dean seamed to shy away from women desperate for a quick lay, instead of seducing them. Dean stuck more to hustling pool and winning poker.

"Are you gay now?" Sam asked his brother after the case of the hookman, and he didn't even flirt with the collage girls. Dean gaped at his little brother.

"...the hell..." Dean mused slowly.

"Do you have a girl friend?" Sam probed on. Dean bitch faced his brother and heades for the bathroom door.

"Ok we're done talking... Jess control your man." Dean remarked.

"Give me a pair of hand cuffs and i will." Jess smirked. Dean smirked at his brother, giving him a hidden thumbs up and left the room.

"Be done by the time I get out this time." Dean smirked, and Sam scowled as Dean shutthe door. "Dont for get to suit up first, Sammy." Dean called through the door turning the shower on.

"I'm sorry, Jess." Sam groaned.

"Why is Dean so closed off." Jess asked.

"Life of a hunter, babe." Sam explained simply. Jess frowned.

"You aren't like that." She proclaimed.

"I was... two years ago, when we first met." Sam answered.

"Dean isnt nearly as stubborn as you, he'll be an easy nut to crack." Jess pulled Sam on to the bed and straddled his lap. Sam stares up at her his hazle eyes going soft.

"I dont know what I'd do with out you." Sam whispered to her. She smiled sand held his face tenderly in her hands.

"Mmmm, crash and burn." She replied over his. Sam held her close and kissed her letting her know just where he wanted this to go.

"Easy there, Sam." Jess smiled pulling away, Sam groaned loudly, "You need to sleep before I pull out the handcuffs."

"What makes you think after all this time I'll be the one in cuffs?" Sam smirked.

"Maybe living a hunters life has brought out the beast in me." She giggled stripping to her underwear and diving under the covers.

"Damn woman you cant keep teasing me like this." Sam chuckled hugging her closely.

"Go to sleep Sam, you get a good night's sleep and we'll dicuss the cuffing arrangements." Jess sighed getting comfortable in Sam's arms.

Jess awoke in ths middle of the night to Sam having a nightmare. She sat up and saw Dean watching, worry etched into his forehead.

"Should i wake him?" Jess whispered. Dean shrugged helplessly.

"Shhh, its ok Sam." Jess soothed a hand down Sam's arm, the young man calmed slightly and fell back in to a restful sleep. Jess looked up at Dean and shrugged with worry.

"He's a tough kid." Dean nodded settling back down into his bed.

The next morning Sam sat quietly on his and Jess's bed sketching something, while Dean rattled off cases they could work.

"Sacramento man shoots himself in the head three times..." Dean said enthusiastically, only to have Sam remain silent, "any of these things blowing up your skirt pal?"

"Maybe we should take a break for awhile.

"Wait I've seen this." Sam mutteres bolting out of bed and rummaged around for thier dads journal.

"Seen what?" Dean questioned. "What are you doing?"

"Dean, I know where we have to go next." Sam answered.

"Where?"

"Back home... back to Kansas." Sam explained. Dean glanced to Jess awkwardly.

"Ok random... where did that come?" Dean muttered.

"Ok this photo was take in front of the old house, the house mom died in?" Sam asked.

"Yeah..." Dean answered tightly.

"It didnt burn down right? I mean not completely? They rebuilt it, right."

"Yeah i guess so. Why? What the ya talkin bout?" Dean answered getting really lost.

Ok tjis is gonna sound crazy, but i think the people who live in our old house... i think they might be in danger." Sam stated.

"What makes you think that, babe?" Jess questioned.

"Uhh... i just... uhh... look just trust me on this ok."

"Ok... woah woah... trust you?" Dean questioned following Sam as he started packing.

"Yeah."

"Come on man thats weak. You gotta give me more than that." Deans voice raised slightly, getting frustrated with his brother.

"I can't really explain..." Sam mumbled.

"Well tough!" Dean proclaimed. Jess scowled at the older Winchester.

"Watch it Dean." She snapped. Dean glanced at her but ultimately ignored her.

"We arent going any where until you have a better explination than 'trust me." Dean stated firmly. Sam sighed and looked to Jess who still was glaring at Dean.

"I have these nightmares..." Sam started.

"We've noticed..." Dean crossed his arms nodding to Jess.

"...And sometimes... not always... they come true." Sam explained, pocketing his hands, head and shoulders slumping.

"Come again?" Dean almost laughed.

"I believe him." Jess cut in, "we should go to Kansas." She stated.

"Come on, people have wierd ass dreams all thw time. I have a friend who dreamed she worked at KFC with Todd the wraith from Stargate Atlantis." Dean exclaimed.

"Five months ago i didn't believe in monsters. But since you interupte our lives I've questioned everything ive ever believed in! We were attacked by a windingo, ghost water child, plane demons, thee bloody mary, a shapeshifter, and a swarm of fucking nasty killer bugs!" Jess ranted, "dont you think its probable that maybe Sam could be having dream visions." Jess snapped.

"Sam i can't go backthere

"We are going to check on this family in Kansas, Dean." Jess stated firmly. Dean swallowed hard and nodded.

"Ok, I'll go get the car ready." Dean nodded walking out.

"Thank you, Jess." Sam sighes. She smiled and kissed his cheek.

"Tell me about what happened to your mom as we get ready to go. "

Dean leaned heavily on the impala, trying to catch his breath. He pulled out his phone. He psusef over dads name in his contacts then scrold back up to the C's. He dialed the number and waited.

"Ello beastie!" The chippet voice brought a smile to Dean's worried face.

"Hey Cali. It's always good to hear from ya." Dean smiled.

"You sound a bit worried... what's up." She questioned.

"Sam wants to go home..."

"To Stanford? I dont think that's such a good idea. Everyone there thinks they died when the house burnt down." Cali explained urgently.

"No... not stanford... home... Kansas... where mom..."

"Oh...." she interuptsd with comprehension. "I thought you swore you were never going back there."

"I did, but Sam had a nightmere someone dies in the house... so he and Jess out voted me... son of a bitch, i feel like a third wheel with these two..."

"I know what you mean... anyway back to Kansas, huh? When are you guys leaving..."

"As soon as they pack up..." Dean answered, sighing heavily.

"Ok Dean take a deep breath and relax. Everything is gonna be ok." She assured. Dean took a deep breath and nodded.

"Ok, i gotta go." Dean hung up as Sam and Jess walked out of the room.

When they got to Lawrence they found Missouri. Before they knocked the door opened.

"Don't just stand there gaping get on in here." Missouri ordered turning away from them. "close the door Dean, and quit your cussin'." Missouri ordered.

"I didn't say anything." Dean argued, following Missouri into the living room.

"Missouri is a very inept type of psychic from Africa."

"Cali?" Dean questioned. "Wh... what are you doing here? in Kansas?" He asked.

"You called... and you sounded really upset. So I'm here." Jess cooed loudly earning a glare from both Dean and Cali. "...and made apple pie." Cali finished with a smile setting a plate of the warm food in frontof him. Dean eagerly took a bite groaned in apprciation.

"Ok let's talk about the case." Cali smiled. "I'll keep it distracted while you four get the purification bags in the walls..."

"How are you going to keep it distracted." Jess asked.

"Well I..." Cali started glancing at Dean who was sti stuffing his face.

"Leave that part of the plan up to ms. Cali." Missouri stated. "Now when it realizes whats going on things will get ugly."

Cali fought the seemingly invisible foe easily. She shook her head following its movement's.

"I can see you stupid." She smirked.

"What are you." It hissed.

"Im the nightmere to nightmares like you." She replied.

"Your eyes are black as a demons." It hissed circling her.

"A, they arent actually demons per se... and B, I'm WAY worse for you than a demon." She smiled. It remained silent a long moment.

"GRIMM!" It snarled.

"Bingo bitch!" She laughed then grunted as it used its telekinesis to push her back. "Are you guys done yet!" Cali bellowed.

"Just finished." Dean reported.

"It didn't work."Cali grunted.

"It had to of worked!" Missouri proclaimed.

"NO!" Cali exclaimed as Sam and Dean slamed up to the wall. "Leave them alone!" She shouted pushing against the poltrigists telekinesis. Next thing Dean knew thw force on his chest was gone ad Cali chopped the things head off with a long silver triangular shaped blade. She huffed and looked at her companions.

"Damn!" The brothers said at the same time.

"Fat lotta good you twits did." She snorted.

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The Grimmest of Hunters

SamxJess pairing

No warnings

1 Saving Sam Winchester. Stanford, California 11-2-2015

Sam was glad to be home from the weekend-long hunt with Dean. All he wanted was to get in the shower and relax with Jess, and prepare for how he was going to propose to her.

Sam was shaken out of his daydream when a young woman dressed in all black came busting out of his house dragging Jess along with her.

"Run!" The black cladded woman cried shoving Jess into his arms. Jess's white nightgown was covered in blood and the young woman's face and long curly hair was matted with blood.

"Sam! She killed Brad, cut his head off! Call the cops!" Jess cries clinging to Sam. Heat lightning struck the sky, lamp posts flickered, and the wind picked up speed out of nowhere. Dean ran up to join the group.

"Hey... what are you doing here?" Dean said toward the woman

"Sam, Dean! It's coming to the thing that killed your mother." Panic washed over the boys. " it's coming for Jess. And if you don't take her and run, RIGHT NOW IT WILL KILL HER!" The woman ordered. Sam grabbed his girl and ran for the Impala.

"Cali!" Dean yelled grabbing the woman's arm as she ran back to the apartment.

"There it is..." she whispered to Dean, lights in the house flashed revealing a man with yellow eyes."Go I'll get you all a head start." She softly pushed him back. Dean reluctantly did what she asked

In the impala Jess sobbed out the story of how Brad had come by for a visit and then that woman busted in and after stuff was flung at her by seemingly nothing she chopped off his head.

"Dean, you seemed to know her..." Sam stated from the back seat where he clung to Jess.

"She's been a hunting buddy for the past few years... shes damn good at it too." Dean stated flatly. Sam saw his brother's knuckles turn white on the steering wheel and his jaw clench, Dean was worried about that woman.

"Then why are you worried." Sam asked. Dean leaned over and turned his music way up. Sam roll his eyes then kissed Jess.

"Sam I'm scared." Jess shook.

"I'm going to protect you... I swear nothing bad will happen to you. " Sam whispered in return kissing her forehead. Whoever Dean's hunting buddy was, he owed her his life, for saving his.