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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

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THEY LOOK SO SERIOUS AND READY TO WIN WITH THE FLASHIES AND THEN THERES ME

"Look at him and tell me theres a god" "H e m a d em e i n h i s o w n i m a g e. AAAAAAAAAAAAA."

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LAKENZIE!! She collects Dandelion crayons because they're discontinued and they were her favorite growing up! The tiktok comments were all Lakenzie tags!!

Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

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@farmergirlsfarm

This definitely isn't what I normally post but I was watching some Dead by Daylight gameplay and wanted to draw a quick drawing of my version of Ghost Face without his mask >:)

Photo is enhanced a lot because my camera sucksssss

(Text: "Don't worry, locking windows won't keep me out. :D")

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hey shrimp paste @atari-phantom

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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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the way I was EXCITED for a mid 2010s style dating sim with wesker

♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ♥

I couldn't decide if I wanted to go for a fake animation/movie scene or a fake dating sim screenshot😅

So, we gonna have both ♥

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T? No you misheard me-- I want the D.

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

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Hey DBD players, justa heads up that tonight Survivor is hell. Done 5 rounds and every one of them had aura, slowdown, two of em had franklin's and weave, and all of them tunneled and slugged. So beware, the killers are on their periods

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How to annoy your sibling step 1, have sibling. Homemade is better but storebought is fine step 2, scream step 3, laugh when your sibling yells at you congrats you have annoyed your sibling

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I REMEMBER IT THE ADHD JUST DOESNT THNK LAUNDRY IS A PRIORITY OKAY Besideds I die first a lot so fuck it

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

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@atari-phantom

Having multiple cats is fun because when one cat figures out how to successfully communicate a particular want or need, soon all of the cats are doing it – but this also means you need to have a firm hand, because if one cat gets way with expressing a bad habit it will spread.

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*laughs in Debian linux* (Linux is a free and open source set of OSes. No bloat, no spyware. It's not as plug and play as windows but if you know your way around a command line and google, it's not too hard to set up. Just research your favorite programs/games to make sure they're linux-compatible.)

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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me, seeing atari say they're going to bed only to like a tumblr post 3 hours later

when my friends find out about my Twitter/Tumblr

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According to Kiwi and Lemon we aren't. get kiwi'd lol

So they left, sucks for them lol.

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I survived. : ).

So they left, sucks for them lol.

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So they left, sucks for them lol.