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Being honest, many times when I watch AEW, I enjoy the shows and have fun. There have also been many times watching WWE over the decades where I felt unappreciated as a fan, and even now, I sometimes find the their shows' pacing slow and a little boring. However, WWE makes tons and tons of money, and nothing tastes better than licking the boot of capitalism, so that is why they are my favorite then, now, and forever.
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Did Tony Khan fumble Tetsuya Naito?
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Maybe the worst thing about Toni Storm saying she is “here” and “q*eer” is that “q*eer” is a slur.
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I just don’t understand why AEW, a company that is trying to make money with a small but dedicated fan base, would let Toni Storm say something as divisive as “I’m here. I’m queer.” They could learn a lot from WWE, who focus on partnerships that make people feel included, like their ones with Logan Paul and Tony Hinchcliffe, the comedian who said Puerto Rico was a “floating island of garbage” at Donald Trump’s Madison Square Garden Nazi rally.
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AEW is supposed to be "for everyone," so letting Toni Storm say she's "here" and "queer" is such a mistake because it is going to turn off fans who call women "females," think we should inspect children's genitals before they play sports, and believe freedom of speech is being able to say racial slurs without getting called on it.
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Tony Schiavone just said they are taking their “final” commercial break as though advertisements are a bad thing 🤣😂🤣
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AEW bills Max Caster as “The Best Wrestler Alive,” but all he does is loses. This company is so washed 🤣😂🤣
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This fifteen-minute time limit draw proves Josh Alexander should have stayed with TNA, where he could have lost to Randy Orton in only three minutes.
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Letting Toni Storm say she is “here” and “queer” was unnecessary. You never see WWE feature anything politically devisive.
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Sammy Guevara just won $100,000, which means he can almost buy the tickets to take his wife and child to see SummerSlam.
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Tony Khan keeps offering $100,000 to the winners of these four-way matches, but someone who was actually good at business would be making the wrestlers pay him for the privilege of working.
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Jon Moxley has been relegated to a pre-taped promo on Collision. Is this a sign Tony Khan realizes the Death Riders story is dead in the water?
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Collision is airing on TBS tonight instead of TNT. Is this a sign Time Warner regrets the TV deal and that AEW will be dead by August?
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Mercedes Mone, an international star and cornerstone of both AEW and NJPW Strong's women's divisions, has not lost a singles match, so the only conclusion to draw is that she has creative control, which she is tyrannically abusing to hold down other talent. This makes her as bad--if not worse--than the MAGA, racist, and union-busting scab Hulk Hogan.
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Has Tony Khan already fumbled Cora Jade?
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Tony Khan fumbled Shayna Bazler
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Really, really Bad News for AEW™️. American corporations are only successful if they have unsustainable growth that forces the company to collapse upon itself into bankruptcy. This being only their “third” biggest gate suggests AEW is, at best, financially solvent. Company is so gonna be dead by August 😂🤣😂
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