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Disgusting that for the second year in a row, Tony Khan did not allow Dean Ambrose to make a cameo at WrestleMania to further SHIELD drama with Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns.

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i didnt notice a single sponser in grand slam mexico. surely this means that sponsers have given up on aew, and aew is dead in the water

There was so much empty space AEW could have used for advertisements. However, AEW's biggest problem is too much of their show is content. We were an hour into Grand Slam, and AEW had spent its time on the Hangman promo and two wrestling matches. Outside of their normal commercial breaks, they didn't have a single video selling products on the actual show. Giving the audience a quality product they paid for is such awful business when you could be juicing them for even more advertising dollars.

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To improve Dynamite's flagging ratings, AEW should reveal that what is really in Marina Shafir's briefcase is the remote control to the Death Riders' shared, vibrating butt plug. However, the new mystery is which Death Rider it is inside of.

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To turn around Dynamite’s sinking ratings, Tony Khan must book Matt and Nick Jackson in a bra-and-panties match.

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AEW Tumblr fans claim they want old man yaoi, yet I have seen no Tony Schiavone/Nigel McGuinness smut across my dash. Is it finally time to "cancel" the hypocritical fans on Tumblr?

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Is "Speedball" Mike Bailey too adorable?

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Except for Hangman Page, MJF, Kenny Omega, Orange Cassidy, Rey Fenix, Darby Allin, Penta el Cero Miedo, Konosuke Takeshita, Sammy Guevara, Scorpio Sky, Wardlow, Powerhouse Hobbs, Luchasaurus/Killswitch, Jack Perry, Britt Baker, Kazuchika Okada, Will Ospreay, Eddie Kingston, Kris Statlander, Mariah May, Ricky Starks, Jade Cargill, Willow Nightingale, Julia Hart, Riho, Nyla Rose, Hikaru Shida, Thunder Rosa, Jamie Hayter, the Young Bucks, Brody King, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, Katsuyori Shibata, Jay White, Austin and Colten Gunn, Nick Wayne, Wheeler Yuta, Frankie Kazarian, and Private Party, AEW only puts titles on washed, aging, former WWE superstars🤣😂🤣

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Since we all know the Time Warner deal is going to get pulled, Tony Khan needs to make money. A solution? Selling Matt and Nick Jackson to One Direction.

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AEW never pays off its storylines. Daniel Garcia has been in how many homoerotic feuds yet still isn’t pregnant??

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AEW claims to support Pride, yet for years they prevented CM Punk from sucking “a blood money covered dick in Saudi Arabia.”

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Before Adam Copeland retires, he should do another Live Sex Celebration in the center of the ring and top Christian Cage.

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Is Tony Khan providing enough suckable "blood money covered dicks" to hold on to talent?

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AEW IS FINALLY DEAD

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This is bad, real bad, for AEW. The last thing this dying company needs is to be on the right side of history, and once you’ve lost FOX News, you’ve lost the racists, weirdos (pejorative), and irrationally angry sixty-year-olds whose brains are cooked by propaganda. This company will be dead by August 🤣😂🤣

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An openly-gay Anthony Bowens is facing a bisexual-coded Kyle Fletcher, but when is AEW going to have some normal wrestling for a normal wrestling fan like me, a guy who separates men into Alphas, Sigmas, and Betas? 😔

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For AEW's "biggest show of the year" All In, the cheapest tickets are as low as $38.60. This is why AEW is in the dirt. I would much rather go to a secondary WWE show like Money in the Bank, where I can pay $283.65 to be in the nosebleeds and only have to sit through five matches. 🤣🤣😂