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I was tagged...

… by @she-reads-the-leaves to describe myself in three albums. Thank youuuu! Oh… that is tough. REALLY tough. Especially after 36 hours without real sleep. But that could make it interesting. So I will go with…

“A trick of the tail” by Genesis. Because for me this is an album about growing up and change - in a lot of different ways. But still keeping the inner child, the fantasy, imagination, and playfulness (”Mad man moon”). Also it has a certain melancholy to it (”Ripples”) and yet a lot of power (”Dance on a volcano”). In many aspects the last “real” Genesis album, but a door to another world. What does that have to do with me? I don’t know. Well… I do… but you don’t - ha!

“Up” by Peter Gabriel. “Up” is probably the best album in the world. And I’ve seen the “Up” tour live. And there is a brilliant Pixar movie called “Up” that doesn’t have anything to do with this album, but still I love it. Did I mention that I love “Up”? Because it is the best album in the world? And that explains a lot about me.

Okay… “Visions”… By Haken. Let me tell you something about “Visions”, and by doing so tell you something about me. “Visions” is a tour de force. “Visions” is challenging,  “Visions” has many different sides. “Visions” is an introspective journey, “Visions” is self-reflective, “Visions” is dark, “Visions” is bright, “Visions” is soft, “Visions” is powerful, “Visions” is serious, “Visions” is hilarious. “Visions” is everything I love about music.

When I grow up, I want to be like “Visions”. Sadly, I will never grow up. Because I am a 12 year old in the body of a … not 12 year old… with the mind of a … I don’t know … person who just wants to be happy. And this album makes me happy. So there is that. You are welcome.

I tag in particular: @bluelunaphotography (because: blue), @bluewuwei (because mini-blue), @kleinergruenerdrache (war mal wieder Zeit), @bzanna3 (I think I know which albums you choose), @britanniccryminal (because I know you still exist), @dougiefromscotland (because: EXCELLENT taste in music), @samsi6 (because EXCELLENT taste in music), @inrumford (because EXCELLENT taste in music), @photoshamanism (because I’m curious)

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parents that try to guilt trip their kids for feeding them and providing a roof over their heads are disgusting like that is ur responsibility as their parent, as someone that chose to raise them, that’s part of the damn job description and in no way do ur kids owe u for that, not even a single bit

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Wenn du mit einem Fußballer feiern bist:

Prosit Neuer!

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Happy New Year!

We’re going to have some shit to go through in 2017. Let’s be there for each other. Be kind. Protect yourself. Protect your loved ones. Explore. Create. Survive. Never give up.

Love y'all.

❤❤❤

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the whole culture that has grown around making fun of girls for literally everything never fails to amaze me….oh you like to paint? you’re a pretentious art hoe. you like reading? god, i bet the only thing you’ve read is cheesy romance novels. you like music? lol yeah right have you ever even heard of - insert boring white rock band from the 70s -. you wear makeup? you’re fake as fuck. no makeup? damn you look sick, at least put some foundation on. snapchat filters? basic. small boobs? gross, you look like a guy. big boobs? ew why are they sagging and why do you have stretch marks ugh. haven’t had sex? what a prude, loosen up. oh you have had sex? you’re a fucking slut!! you can’t win. you literally can not win.

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I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

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how do i become easier to love

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me: i wanna watch a movie

me: no not that one no not that one no not that one no not that one no not that one no not that one no not that one no not that one no not that one no not

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Little-known downsides of immortality:

Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost

Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years

Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct

Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played

Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it

Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift

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Union square, NY protest

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black lives are more important than white feelings

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a concept: me, in my underwear and an oversized shirt, cooking breakfast for someone who loves me a lot.  the dogs are at my feet.  it is snowing, but we are warm.  donald trump has apologized for all the stupid stuff he’s said.

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The Weasleys are amazing. Fred and George threw snowballs at Voldemort’s face. Ginny tried to flush his soul down a toilet. Molly Weasley is the most badass individual to ever exist. And don’t even get me started on Ron, the boy who—at the age of 13—stood up to a serial killer to save his friend. Fuck me up, I love the weasleys

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text piece//

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if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

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