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Impossible Minecraft Life

Since everything kills you, the Limited Life time gain and loss is included.

You gain time when you find ways to dodge sudden deaths from everything around you

You lose time when a player or anything else kills you

If you gain time too quickly by farming near death experiences your timer starts going down twice as fast. As a treat <3

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Quarter Life (Crisis)

Every episode, you need to achieve a certain amount of achievements otherwise you lose a life. On top of that, you are randomised one goal achievement you need to complete by the end of the session. First episode is a mess as people try their hardest not to get too many achievements so they can survive next session. Someone keeps throwing leather so everyone get the leather achievement.

Could add a boogeyman mechanic with “evil” achievements, overriding the goal achievement mechanic.

The leather thing ??? 😭

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Traffic Life, where everything takes place in a recreation of an american suburb/city (because I don't know other cities 😭) and the answer to the age old question that everyone has totally, absolutely, 100% been waiting for can finally be found........Which of the lifers would jaywalk????? /ref

Finally... traffic violations smp

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Tom Scott is looking for interesting people in England to do videos with so next Life Series is going to guest star Tom Scott

I am in a Minecraft Life Series...

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Tired life: You have 2 meters. One is your energy meter, which goes down very slowly and depletes faster if you run, jump or anything like that. You can fully restore it by sleeping and fill it by half by drinking an energy drink (crafted from glowberries, bottle of water and sugar). If your energy meter reaches 0 you collapse on the ground and must sleep to wake up, by either being near a bed or having another player place one near you. The second is your exhaustion meter, which goes up the longer or more times you collapse, and if it reaches full, you die. This would be chaos

Similar to real life, no one wants to take care of their meters and are forced to sleep far often than they'd like to be

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Tom Scott is looking for interesting people in England to do videos with so next Life Series is going to guest star Tom Scott

I am in a Minecraft Life Series...

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Since we found out Grian was a dodgeball coach: dodgeball life. It’s one of the one off seasons because it’s only 3x as a normal dodgeball game, you get three lives.

I feel really bad cus I’m not sure how Scar would be able to fit in this normally… maybe he’s mostly a commentator but gets 5 free throws at each team, idk.

Grian and Jimmy aren’t allowed to be on the same team. Grian pretends it’s because he was a dodgeball coach and Jimmy was a PE teacher so having them on the same team would be unfair, but really it’s because he wants to throw dodgeballs at him. Everyone else on Grian’s team feels the exact same way so he gets out first again because of this.

Of COURSE Grian was a dodgeball coach.

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my most stupid idea for the upcoming season is that, since it's been teased to involove the watchers/viewers, is that it's going to be a live gameshow. vote for your favs to become a boogey, or something

Oh I LOVE it when there's a gameshow...

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hermits on the life series. I repeat, hermits on the life series. Imagine the damage doc could do

Existing hermits of the cast get duplicated also. MORE hermits.

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lifesmpmafia life. every player is assigned a role with an ability and an alignment (town, mafia, neutral). it's hardcore, so they only have one life. grian is the gamerunner. all players submit their actions every three in-game minecraft days to grian. he /kills players that the mafia killed, then all the players have to reconvene and figure out who the mafia is. also falsesymmetry is there.

Wait that's actually really fun... if not a life series then a mini series please??

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Object Life: It's an object show

Perfect excuse to assign inanimate objects to the players

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Half these ideas are really fun and cool and things I’d like to see in a life series

The other half border psychological torture

That's the idea! ❤️

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Duolingo Life

Each player is assigned a random language at the start, which they must then learn on Duolingo throughout the whole season, even off-camera, in between sessions. Players may only communicate to their audiences and other players in the language they are learning, and it is their responsibility to make themselves understood (tho I imagine viewers would get translated captions)

i have no idea how this would work in practice but you asked for bad ideas so 😅

... well this one aged poorly,

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Western Life

Third life, but they all have to act like cowboys. Red lives are outlaws, green lives are sheriffs. This was inspired by a dream I had where Renchanting were cowboys.

So... next season is cowboys, right?

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Mumbo life

Everyone has 6 lives but everything is the same until after the first break.

After the first break, Zombie Mumbo is unleashed onto the server with the same stats as he had in wild life (4 hearts that don't regen but can infinitely respawn, keep inventory etc.). Mumbo is allowed to kill as many people as he'd like until the end of the session, however if a player manages to kill Mumbo, they can't be targeted by him for the rest of the session. If Mumbo retreats but the player doesn't kill him, Mumbo can have another attempt at killing the same player.

The gear Mumbo has improves the further into the series the players get. The players are allowed to try to bribe or make alliances with Mumbo but it's a toss of the coin if Mumbo agrees and keeps his word.

LET MUMBO KILL PEOPLE !!!!!

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Cosplay life:

its like the Gem/Cleo mom swamp but its everyone

Mom swap was chill because yeah okay they're both gingers and not men that makes sense. But when it's everyone? Next level stuff.

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Since we’re getting officially teased about the next life series, here’s my idea on how it should go:

Evo life! First episode is all the rules of third life, second episode is all the rules of last life, third episode is all the rules of double life, and so on and so forth.

“But wait,” you may think, “there have only been six ‘official’ seasons so far, and with an average of eight episodes per season, that just doesn’t add up!” But don’t worry, I have thought of that too. So, my proposal: for episode six (wild life) it will be like the last session, going through all the wild cards one at a time. And if THAT manages to leave any survivors, that’s when we bring in plan B (or, more accurately, episode 7): real life episode. As in, they go into VR. Everyone left is either so sucks at the game they die, or so nauseated playing they just end their series themself.

Do I think that would leave for a satisfying or thematic ending? Ehhh probably not tbh. But I like the idea of the rest of it too much.

Players so good at surviving you gotta bring in the big plans (real life)