badcryptids
badcryptids
bad cryptids
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some cryptids aren't recognized by science for a reason
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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a tree beast that drops staining berries on passers-by
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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skittering hands that bring you a coors banquet on demand
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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a whisper on the wind reminding you of your most cringe middle school memory
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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adidas slides that, when closely examined, have hundreds of tiny centipede legs keeping them 2mm off the ground
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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double denim demon
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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mx understanding
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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a pig with dreams of the city
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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a frog that, when kissed, tells you the exact time and date of your own death
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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a mothman who only predicts emotional collapse
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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a small, wet creature that really just smells bad
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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father longlegs (a man of religion)
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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daddy shortlegs
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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a mouse who HATES cheese
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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the giant, disembodied feet from bugdom (they're real and could crush you at any time)
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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the marrow enjoyer
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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the night wyrm of...your house???
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badcryptids · 3 years ago
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the schenectady sleepwalker
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